BF Team Round 5

[RRRooocccaaa]

[Crossing live to Vic park for the team announcement...]

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[Optimax]

Thank you to my able assistant, i really need to stop glaring at umpireBF Round 5
FB Matty123------------ Vinnie vegas69-------Well Left
HB Pie Eyed ---------------Didaka------------ Swanny36
C MDC----------------------- MarsII ------------ DThomas
HF porkapies09------------Shawthing09------------Wixism
FF Daniel Price------------RRRooocca----------- Double 07
Foll Dave86-----------Snag breac ----------------TRS
Int Pie lebo87 ---------------- Skade
Wicksy----------Rotten Pie
Emerg: SteeleBeams Chase the Ace Hoggy
Head RUNNER Head Water boy/bloke with the first aid kit/honorary club song leader Trojan 82
Water boy One 4 the road
Derek Hine BF style Figjam
Club Poet Old spice


Huge game this week, the biggest H&A stage of all

The bumblers will be a difficult assignment but im certain we can handle them, there have been a few cahnges this week and massive out good luck noticing who that was..............

and LET ROCK and ROLL fellas its almost game time

 

[smiddaz123]

hey

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

Now THAT's a surprise - given all the man-love for Presti this week I would've thought MDC was a shoe-in for Full Back!

 

[Optimax]

hey

DTM also got dropped as did jabso

sorry but sometimes hard calls have to be

 

[rotten pie]

Cheers Coach.

 

[PieLebo87]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhh baby, I'm back in!!

Ahem, *Act more professional, like you don't care*

Ow, look, I'm back in... I guess I have a job to do this week, and will endeavour to get the 4 points. Glad to be back in the side for the 2nd biggest game of the year. I knew Opti was keeping me fresh for the big one.

 

[DoubleO7]

I'm a rover... that's fantastic! No more running my guts off up and down the wing, now I'll be in the thick of the action.

My consistency should see me and my team prevail against the bumbers. Expect a high possession yet sloppy affair from me coach (due to the weather).

 

[smiddaz123]

Pretty sure you got shoved in a forward pocket......this is kind of awkward haha.

 

[mdc]

DTM also got dropped as did jabso

Pretty sure it's jabsco, not jabso.

 

[PieLebo87]

DTM also got dropped as did jabso

sorry but sometimes hard calls have to be

You know what that means, right?

DTM will be, how should I put it.....more 'prolific' on the training track over the next week because of his omission

 

[DThomas]

Yeah!!! On the wing again! I will do everything I can to win the ANZAC Day medal.
They are going down! WOO I'm pumped!

 

[mattys123]

Woo hoo, My first ANZAC day match. I'm honoured to be selected for the greatest home and away game their is, and I wont let the pies down.

I have a personal hatred for Essendon, but a personal love of a wet, muddy ground, so I should thrive tomorrow. I'll do my part for the team, not worried about gaining possessions too much, I'm a defensive back pocket, been taught by Presti, so I'll strangle my opponent(s) to death.

Go BF pies.

 

[Snag Breac]

This team sounds pumped.

I'll be happy as a pig in shite in the rain and the wind, coach. I played all my junior (Gaelic) footy in bogs. The goal posts used to be under a foot a water.

Looking forward to standing shoulder to shoulder (I'll be on a box) with my comrades.

And Opti - a Team Poet - that is a game-changing innovation; and Spicy's the very man. Wait 'til MM hears about our Poetry Department.

 

[jefffff34]

Surely I will come in as a late change for Rooooccccca?

My avatar deserves promotion.

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

Surely I will come in as a late change for Rooooccccca?

No way, I married the coach's media-darling daughter. Nothing short of a burst spleen will see me forgoe FF.

 

[Snag Breac]

Surely I will come in as a late change for Rooooccccca?

My avatar deserves promotion.

Don't worry - the scientologists will love it. Cruise + Tooves.

 

[Optimax]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaahhh baby, I'm back in!!

Ahem, *Act more professional, like you don't care*

Ow, look, I'm back in... I guess I have a job to do this week, and will endeavour to get the 4 points. Glad to be back in the side for the 2nd biggest game of the year. I knew Opti was keeping me fresh for the big one.

yeah yeah right keeping you fresh

Pretty sure it's jabsco, not jabso.

lol What?

You know what that means, right?

DTM will be, how should I put it.....more 'prolific' on the training track over the next week because of his omission

Its a risk i had to take, the kid needs to find some more INTENSITY!!! (for those that watched the VFL video of wood)

And Opti - a Team Poet - that is a game-changing innovation; and Spicy's the very man. Wait 'til MM hears about our Poetry Department.

Yeah even this hard masculine man has a soft side

Surely I will come in as a late change for Rooooccccca?

My avatar deserves promotion.

your getting closer Anthony C

No way, I married the coach's media-darling daughter. Nothing short of a burst spleen will see me forgoe FF.

Or she gets pregnant

 

[one 4 the road]

Only water for all and sundry again tomorrow. (All though it may have to be melbourne water or did you bring any back with you Trojan?)
Worked last week so no need to change the winning formulae.
Massive honour to be at the G on the biggest H & A game of the year.

 

[Primetime Pricey]

named in the fwd pocket

Opti have u been watching me for most of my career? how did u know i was a fwd pocket?

debut on the biggest day outside the GF? i wont let you boys down.

 

[Snag Breac]

Surely I will come in as a late change for Rooooccccca?

My avatar deserves promotion.

You may yet get a game, Piggy; Double07's been suspended.