Boncer's Top 10 List

[ShaunDuggan]

Subbbbbbbeeedededed.

 

[Dagless]

Can I masturbate in here as well?

Nah, no blankers allowed.

 

[BILC]

Inb4bonceputshimselfasnumberone

 

[Papa Juggs]

I'm foretelling that boncer will be named as #1.

Inb4bonceputshimselfasnumberone

Beaten to the punch but I guess nobody reads through whole threads anymore.

 

[Claypigeon]

Inb4bonceputshimselfasnumberoneandjuggspointsoutiam2late

 

[WAG]

Beaten to the punch but I guess nobody reads through whole threads anymore.

I guess comprehension isn't one of your strong points.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Oh I took your post in the context of this thread WAG.

Sorry for assuming that you were foretelling that boncer was going to name himself #1 in this thread, obviously you meant something else.

2+2 = 5

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Boncer won't put himself number 1 just to prove he has a psychological edge over everyone, he won't even have himself in the top 10. The suspense will build waiting for the number 1 and everyone will think its him then BOOM, he names Jobe3Votes as number 1 trolling us all.

 

[pantskyle]

Maybe he will name he's alias as number one.

 

[boncer34]

#8 StFly

Similar to Beez I don't think this bloke lives up to his hype. Yes he uses big words to confuse the shit out of people on here and it makes him seem intelligent but 95% of the time he's blowing smoke outta his ass. Combine this with the fact that when faced with someone calling him out on his bullshit he runs away quicker then Ben Johnson on steroids (Google him you teenie ****s I'm not explaining) then any mention of him being in the top 5 posters is almost laughable.

But the 5% he's not pulling from his rear end is quality and he managed to pull the Gumbies back from the brinck of extinction. Thus he still features highly in the best posters in the comp.

 

[Mr Zero]

There is no bias. If you can't see he's the 10th best poster in this comp when its all said and done then you sir are a moron. Which is strange since you will feature highly in this list.

That's a little odd, all I did was rate a poster from the Demons highly because I believe he deserves it.

Is this any different?

 

[Itsmyshow]

That's a little odd, all I did was rate a poster from the Demons highly because I believe he deserves it.

Is this any different?

Only slightly, I mean, bonce has been here for 40 years, you have been here for all of 7 minutes.. But meh.

 

[Mr Zero]

If anything it means my thread has more relevance because I judge on what's happening now, not past seasons reputations.

 

[Itsmyshow]

If anything it means my thread has more relevance because I judge on what's happening now, not past seasons reputations.

This could possibly be the dumbest comment I have ever heard.. How in hell could you possibly believe that the relevance of being here 5 minutes gives you a total overview of what goes on in here?
You have seen absolutely ZERO of the crap that was really thrown at Juggs last year when the meltdown occurred within the Demons nor how he reacted, you are making your statement on 3 posts in a preseason thread.. Your thread, whether posted by you or one of your many aliases, is irrelevant and has no understanding or longevity at all.

 

[Jobe3votes]

I'd be vry surprised if mr Zero will still be around posting after his 12 match suspnsion is over

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

Anybody else notice that boncers player descriptions spend more time ripping into the poster rather than explains why they're in the top 10? It's not a bad thing just a different way of going about it.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Anybody else notice that boncers player descriptions spend more time ripping into the poster rather than explains why they're in the top 10? It's not a bad thing just a different way of going about it.

bonce has his own unique posting style... which drew me to the Hawks after the Trolls disbanded, however I saw the light and joined the revival of the Bombers.

 

[Claypigeon]

Anybody else notice that boncers player descriptions spend more time ripping into the poster rather than explains why they're in the top 10? It's not a bad thing just a different way of going about it.

Trying to get his hard edge back. .. Is he Sylvester Stallone AKA Lincoln Hawk?

Will be waiting for him to fold the fingers over the thumb for the entire thread. ..

 

[saintkildaman]

HurleyGun? lololol

 

[boncer34]

That's a little odd, all I did was rate a poster from the Demons highly because I believe he deserves it.

Is this any different?

Yeah mine is accurate.

 

[boncer34]

#7 Mobbenfuhrer
Going with a controversial selection here because history suggests his posting record is barely above average. Lets be honest people care more about Kev from the Trent from Punchy videos then our Kev. But having said that he is the reason we're here as creator of the sim, although that to me seems a little depressing since apparently him and his mates used to throw dice to randomise a pretend VFL game. Seriously just turn the old black and white box on mate. But all in all Mobb's wisdom rises him above the plebs here and slots him in at number 7, of course that may be due to the fact Noah asked him to chip in for the building supplies for the ark but we can't count age against him.

 

[Freakie]

I'd like to see bonce say "I love you" to his missus, would be fairly awkward..

 

[pantskyle]

I'd like to see bonce say "I love you" to his missus, would be fairly awkward..

I tolerate you....

 

[Mr Zero]

I'd be vry surprised if mr Zero will still be around posting after his 12 match suspnsion is over

I'd be surprised if the Hawks have kept you after 12 games.

And IMS, whether I have been around for a while or not boncer accused me of being biased with my thread, but what's the difference with boncer's choice.

And HurleyGun, are you trying to hide Jobe?

 

[DemonJim]

I'd be surprised if the Hawks have kept you after 12 games.

And IMS, whether I have been around for a while or not boncer accused me of being biased with my thread, but what's the difference with boncer's choice.

And HurleyGun, are you trying to hide Jobe?

lolololol.
Holy crap this post might work?
EDIT: woot i can post from home using chrome