Jack is Back
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Firstly I would like to roast the numerous Crow coaches who have gone on and on about Run and Carry DMac. Only The Don has recognised that we have is a down and dirty, inside beast on our list.
It started normally with a DMac turnover gifting the Pear a goal but Mr Run and Carry then began racking up the possessions as an outside midfielder, no less than 9 disposals by the first break. Now my ill-informed view was that he was on track for another solid DMac game with 2 disposals for each of the following three quarters. I WAS WRONG! He just kept racking them up as we drove the Pear into oblivion.
Then it happened. DMac wandered into the centre square following a goal. Was he concussed or just geographically challenged? But no, The Don was ready to RELEASE THE BEAST. He was terrorising wittle Wobby, monstering Ollie, tackling like a titan. By three quarter time he had racked up 20 disposals, a butt load of tackles and numerous pressure acts.
I urgently texted The Don to inform him that DMac was not built for a 30 possession game, take him off, save him for the Tigers. But on and on it went, 25 disposals until the inevitable happened, he blew a tyre/calf/knee? Sadly, the first item on the whiteboard on Monday morning for Dimma and the Tiger coaches would not be how to stop Bran Nue Mackae.
But wait, you cunning old fox Don, it was all a ruse, Bran Nue Mackae will be back at the Dome next Saturday. So when a conga line of Victorian commentators go on and on and on about how losing the Greatest inside/outside midfielder in the history of the game will plummet us down to the bottom six we can smile to ourselves and whisper very quietly, Bran Nue Mackae.
It started normally with a DMac turnover gifting the Pear a goal but Mr Run and Carry then began racking up the possessions as an outside midfielder, no less than 9 disposals by the first break. Now my ill-informed view was that he was on track for another solid DMac game with 2 disposals for each of the following three quarters. I WAS WRONG! He just kept racking them up as we drove the Pear into oblivion.
Then it happened. DMac wandered into the centre square following a goal. Was he concussed or just geographically challenged? But no, The Don was ready to RELEASE THE BEAST. He was terrorising wittle Wobby, monstering Ollie, tackling like a titan. By three quarter time he had racked up 20 disposals, a butt load of tackles and numerous pressure acts.
I urgently texted The Don to inform him that DMac was not built for a 30 possession game, take him off, save him for the Tigers. But on and on it went, 25 disposals until the inevitable happened, he blew a tyre/calf/knee? Sadly, the first item on the whiteboard on Monday morning for Dimma and the Tiger coaches would not be how to stop Bran Nue Mackae.
But wait, you cunning old fox Don, it was all a ruse, Bran Nue Mackae will be back at the Dome next Saturday. So when a conga line of Victorian commentators go on and on and on about how losing the Greatest inside/outside midfielder in the history of the game will plummet us down to the bottom six we can smile to ourselves and whisper very quietly, Bran Nue Mackae.
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