Brett Kirk's cringeworthy intro.

[Bluelegs]

"We won't always get it right"

No joke.

Almost felt like he was admitting Channel 7's coverage is shit.

 

[eldorado]

All the haters here just need to open their third eye, and unleash their Kundalini, so that they may free the bonds of this meager physical plane.

Kirk will set us free.

 

[dmc333]

But yeah that was way too scripted lol but he gave it a crack, loved the head wobble and the serious hollywood face he pulls...

No way that was scripted. That was free-styling.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Faaark... Embarrassing to watch. After about half way when I thought "hang on... he's not taking the piss here".

Its just laid on so thick... it's like something out of Anchorman or something.

 

[Black Diamond]

Give him a break guys.

To speak from your heart you nead courage.

His not always going to get it right, but thats ok, because just like you he cares.

Fine. Props to him for speaking from the heart, but what he says is bullshit and I'm not interested.

 

[psychobrown]

"And I'm gonna be.........HIGH.........as a kite, by then."

 

[Dumpstar]

I was actually happy that Seven got the coverage.

Feel like a ****ing idiot now though.

 

[Blackas87]

Channel 7 ask all their commentators to be w***ers. Bruce, Dennis, Harley, Richo, Maxwell and now Kirky.

 

[Black Diamond]

Channel 7 ask all their commentators to be w***ers. Bruce, Dennis, Harley, Richo, Maxwell and now Kirky.

Walls craps all over that sorry bunch.

 

[HARKER]

Channel 7 have just released an image of their new commentary team for the second half of the year.
Should go well.

 

[speedpeck23]

Great courage to try this. Give him a chance......

 

[Bell Ringer]

Great courage to try this. Give him a chance......

Great courage to watch and talk about footy and get paid for it?

Great courage?

not sure if srs...

 

[Pres]

Seriously can we relocate this clown to a deserted island with Harry O and let them spend the next 50 years annoying the hell out of each other and sparing the rest of the population?

 

[Black Diamond]

Seriously can we relocate this clown to a deserted island with Harry O and let them spend the next 50 years annoying the hell out of each other and sparing the rest of the population?

And let them have all the love to themselves? Not on my last bonsai.

 

[bugalugs213]

Yeh gunna watch more saturday afternoon games this year,sitting through GWS V freo is no problem with Kirky calling from the dressing room.

 

[lihei]

I'd say the AFL drug testers were asleep at the wheel between 2004-07. That's evidence of long term drug abuse right there.

made me laugh...

 

[Mrs Doyle]

Faaark... Embarrassing to watch. After about half way when I thought "hang on... he's not taking the piss here".

Its just laid on so thick... it's like something out of Anchorman or something.

Mr David Brent at his finest.

 

[kaiserchief13]

Wtf was the point of that? The fact is the viewers don't have a choice on who to listen to if they want to watch the game....only 1 TV channel broadcasts each game so it's not like the viewer can think hey I can watch this on another channel with better commentary......

 

[CarltonKid07]

I remember watching that live and OMG **** was that the ****ing worst speech i have ever seen. Was Horrific.

 

[The_Ru]

 

[wce4premiership]

Best moment.

25 seconds
The weird look he does as he pauses. WTF?

 

[crowsarethebest]

Kirk's just not made for TV. Might've been a great captain but his voice/articulation just isn't for TV. Surely could've found better talent than Kirk. Great player but shit boundary rider/commentator.

 

[Pie eyed]

He spoke eloquently, with plenty of insight, just like the common man in several brief spots last season.

I think Dennis or Bruce have stitched him up with this "swarmy guru" persona.

On reflection, only a choad like Bruce would think it a good idea.

 

[WHOME]

I think he'd been to lunch with Ben Cousins.

 

[CrippsonBlue]

Love how he follows his 'but that's ok' comment with reasoning that isn't at all relevant.