Cheer Squad Summit 08 - What the???

[Groater]

I just came across this and thought it was a bit of an eye-opener and a bit humorous! I never realised how full-on/immature the cheer squads were...

http://www.joffasfrontpage.com/20.html


I've only included some of the more interesting bits

"Cheer Squad Representatives of the Top eight teams competing in the 2008 AFL Finals series agreed on the key points of a Cheer Squad treaty being struck.


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Concern was expressed by Joffa Corfe over the term floggers however. ‘It has connotations and we’re not like that. We’re upstanding citizens.’ A resolution was passed that a more suitable term be coined before the finals begin.


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All parties expressed concern over the issue of returning the ball to the opposition team after a behind.........Rodney Hutchinson refuted that the Western Bulldogs Cheer Squad had been the main culprits and insisted that the record show that a high percentage of his Cheer Squad were elderly thus making it more difficult to retrieve the ball promptly. Several hours of vigorous debate followed.

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Absent from the finalised Treaty was a moratorium on spitting, suggested by Bec Loring of St Kilda. The motion was quashed by a majority of 5 to 3. Joffa Corfe of Collingwood commenting: “It’s our birth rite to spit at the footy, non- negotiable. I’ll storm out and rip up the treaty if you want to bring that one on further.”



KEY POINTS FROM THE F8 SUMMIT:
The term Floggers to be revised
Cheer Squads to return the ball promptly after a behind
Spitting on Opposition players to be monitored by all Cheer Squads (Collingwood: Abstain)
To have at least one VCE graduate in each Cheer Squad to spell check the banner.

Classy stuff .

Seriously though, spitting has absolutely no place at the footy, and I'm surprised that the majority of these so called cheer squad "representatives" hold the views they do....

 

[LongBomb]

"Birth right to spit at the Footy"

What is wrong with these people?

 

[Cohzee]

"To have at least one VCE graduate in each Cheer Squad to spell check the banner."

****ing hilarious.

 

[ManWithNoName]

This article is a) about 3 weeks old and b) a joke.

 

[MB1908]

Is this serious?

I don't even know what to think. Especially about the last one lol

 

[MB1908]

This article is a) about 3 weeks old and b) a joke.

Pretty funny have to admit. Although they should make the last one a definite rule.

 

[numchuks]

Ummm wtf were you reading that site for in the first place??

 

[PUSSIES_07_FLAG]

Disgusting filthy pig of a man.



- And Pie fans try to claim he's actually a good bloke.

Hang your heads in shame, he should be locked up.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Disgusting filthy pig of a man.



- And Pie fans try to claim he's actually a good bloke.

Hang your heads in shame, he should be locked up.

You're not too bright are you.

 

[PUSSIES_07_FLAG]

You're not too bright are you.

They claim it's a joke.
Me, personally. I know their are more of those Pie cheersquad spitters that haven't been caught.

 

[Rohan25]

Come on guys, this was done at the start of the finals. It's a piss-take, stop taking everything so seriously.