Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[jamesollier21]

I call bull$hit

I know it's hard to believe someone can be that much of a di**head, but I can assure you 100% it's true. Sill not even close to the level of grub Tom Browne is though.

 

[jamesollier21]

Some for the vault, lets see how long some of these last before Tom reads this thread and deletes them:

For someone that loves to make s**t up about others for a living, this sure is rich. You must be a special sort of narcissistic to make up lies about people and then when people call you out on your own bulls**t you get so offended you run to daddy to try ruin their lives and get them blackballed from the industry.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Tom Browne is angling for Tony Jones' all time biggest afl s#itcnut journo status.
At present TJ has him covered imo but Browne has plenty of time on his side and won't die wondering...

 

[Stars align]

Tom Browne is angling for Tony Jones' all time biggest afl s#itcnut journo status.
At present TJ has him covered imo but Browne has plenty of time on his side and won't die wondering...

What's the latest on the papleys dad and t browne

 

[skilts]

His best writing was about his school days.

 

[Shaneprice97]

How much longer will this guy have a platform? Not as if he had much of one to begin with but his reputation this season has taken a huge wack, i’m not sure if he will be able to come back from it.

 

[Pykie]

How much longer will this guy have a platform? Not as if he had much of one to begin with but his reputation this season has taken a huge wack, i’m not sure if he will be able to come back from it.

His platform is twitter.

Currently he's going at around 4-5 tweets a day, so a fair amount of shit is currently entering the atmosphere.

 

[Shaneprice97]

His platform is twitter.

Currently he's going at around 4-5 tweets a day, so a fair amount of s**t is currently entering the atmosphere.

I’m talking the channel 7 spotlight he seems to often get, Sam Mclure seemed alot more frequent last year, has Tommy stepped up to fill the boots this year?

 

[In Repair]

What a knob, the funny thing about the Sam Maclure segment is that it would have been set up during pre-production prior to going "live" Sam knew what was going on

Some for the vault, lets see how long some of these last before Tom reads this thread and deletes them:

 

[The 747]

Even by the very low standards of AFL journalism, this guy has NFI. Seems to just make stuff up and is constantly wrong. Hi Tom ya flog.

 

[Engimal v3]

Crikey, this is the first time I've really gone over some of his stuff with a microscope. He makes McLure look like a pro.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Lol at the last one. Who would’ve guessed Sorrento were Tom’s club... would’ve spent many weekends down there as a kid... just him, daddy, mother and the weekend staff

 

[Colonial]

Only reason this guy is still around is his mummy and daddy.

99% gets things wrong.

 

[Colonial]

My favourite was earlier this year where he reported the results of reiwoldts knee injury scans........




Before he had the scans

He blamed that one on his "sources" when Reiwoldt called him out.

 

[iluvparis]

Having looked through those tweets - spectrum calls seem 100% accurate

 

[radiojake]

what's the funeral crashing incident referred to on page 1?

 

[Black Panther]

funeral crashing incident

Browne went to the funeral of the John Kennedy Snrs wife to get interviews with Hawthorn players

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Browne went to the funeral of the John Kennedy Snrs wife to get interviews with Hawthorn players

That is real low, even for a grub like Browne.

What an ambo chasing Muppet..

 

[Pykie]

Browne went to the funeral of the John Kennedy Snrs wife to get interviews with Hawthorn players

Sent Brad Green texts wanting further information on his wife whilst she was in a coma prior to her death earlier this year.

Allegedly.

 

[radiojake]

that surely can't be true - that is just a shockingly poor understanding on how to be a human

 

[Black Panther]

Fantasia at the EFC B&F tonight apparently had a verbal crack at old Tommy and it broke him

 

[Shane Heard]

Absolute ....wit.

One of the biggest punchable heads since Grant Denyaaar.

I wish he would just leave the AFL stratosphere and drift off to another dimension..and don’t come back.

 

[Shane Heard]

Fantasia at the EFC B&F tonight apparently had a verbal crack at old Tommy and it broke him

He cried?

Awesome.

 

[Aussie_boy]

Orazio- “what are you doing here Tom? This isn’t a funeral”

 

[radiojake]

is that a legit quote? That is fantastic

The fact that he has tweeted about the altercation is something in itself - the ultimate play of a narcissist