Club stereotypes?

[MWPP]

What stereotypes are associated with your club/its supporters , and do you think you fit them?
/Boooooo
I may be a professional Chardonnay-sipping (blue and) gold digger
But not a druggie, nor a knitter

 

[NorthernLights]

Well I exist, so I'm pretty sure I don't fit the North supporter stereotype.

 

[jamaican_eagle]

Hawthorn: good blokes

 

[Sassafras]

Collingwood are really posh private school types.

 

[Bollox]

I've gone along to a game only coz i thought we'd win.
I do sip chardy, but afterwards i usually tell the waiter to bring out two bottles
Have walked Oxford St many times
I once kissed a bloke (but not on the lips and no tongue)
I;ve also hugged a bloke (but didn't get wood)
I know nothing about footy

so chalk me in as ALMOST typical.

July-Aug makes me jealous of Dees fans. Imagine not needing to worry about making the 8...and spend a month in the ski fields fogging up the windows of the Rangey with a bunch of ski bunnies.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Contrary to popular opinion, I do not think that Richmond is unstoppable after one or two wins. Nor do I think simply making the finals is acceptable

 

[Randomizor]

Contrary to popular opinion, I do not think that Richmond is unstoppable after one or two wins. Nor do I think simply making the finals is acceptable

Heathen

 

[Jakksynn]

I'm not a giant, bay covering tarp so I'm not sure what I'm doing supporting Port Adelaide

 

[SBYM]

I only pay people with cash in brown paper bags. Makes going to the pub a pain in the arse, but I have an image to uphold.

 

[Righteo]

We're a bunch of hippies and bogans who walk around barefoot, smoke weed and have alarming inferiority complexes. Probably not totally inaccurate.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'm not from Ballarat, I'm not Brad Scott's cousin and I'm not on the pension like half my team is.

 

[Off Tap]

Collingwood are really posh private school types.

With parents in full time employment that believe in dental care

 

[radiojake]

I am not a 70 year old woman baking up Apricot Slice storms....






but my grandma is certainly doing her bit...

 

[The Wrecker]

I'm a Melbourne supporter and I'm flat broke. All my Collingwood and Footscray mates are loaded and live in Brighton and Toorak. I drive a Hyundai Excel, shop at Fountain Gate once a fortnight and have a penchant for tattoos. Doveton Tech was good to me but I left school at 14 to pursue a career.

 

[M Malice]

we think we are irrelevant and have a persecution complex you entitled southern bullys.

 

[Xenthor]

I don't want to tank for more number 1 draft picks because I enjoy winning games

 

[Bokonon]

I'm would struggle to fit in to a phonebox for our club meetings.

Seriously I am a lifelong AFL supporter and a traditìonalist. Still feel the pain of Fitzroy fans and the only club whose existence I question is Port Adelaide, some things are unforgivable. I have changed clubs but what would you do, if you couldn't get to games and a club started playing a couple of clicks sway, plaing awesome footy with a great stadiun

 

[radiojake]

I don't want to tank for more number 1 draft picks because I enjoy winning games

terrible team spirit

 

[radiojake]

...and the only club whose existence I question is Port Adelaide, some things are unforgivable...

can you elaborate?

 

[Xenthor]

I'm would struggle to fit in to a phonebox for our club meetings.

Seriously I am a lifelong AFL supporter and a traditìonalist. Still feel the pain of Fitzroy fans and the only club whose existence I question is Port Adelaide, some things are unforgivable. I have changed clubs but what would you do, if you couldn't get to games and a club started playing a couple of clicks sway, plaing awesome footy with a great stadiun

No.

 

[raskolnikov]

I'm a diabetic and need to inject three times a day.

Stereotype confirmed.

 

[#1_pigeonracer]

I'm a Melbourne supporter and I'm flat broke. All my Collingwood and Footscray mates are loaded and live in Brighton and Toorak. I drive a Hyundai Excel, shop at Fountain Gate once a fortnight and have a penchant for tattoos. Doveton Tech was good to me but I left school at 14 to pursue a career.

Yeah but going to Buller as often as you do would make anyone broke.

 

[Percel]

I dont rattle the tin myself, but I do like to display the boner spirit....mornings mostly

 

[Bokonon]

can you elaborate?

Probably not theneight thread, but if called I will. When the SA League was trying to stay out of the AFl, or at least enter on their own terms and solidarity was called.for, Port put their hand up for a franchise. This allowed the AFL to tell them to either enter on thir terms or they would remove restrictions on recruiting players and give Porr the franchise

 

[Moquo]

I'm a diabetic and need to inject three times a day.

Stereotype confirmed.

Totally lacking denial = fail