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Finally get that cork out?I had complicated anus surgery this morning but I'll be there screaming my head off - standing room of course
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Finally get that cork out?I had complicated anus surgery this morning but I'll be there screaming my head off - standing room of course
3 first games no possessions.....300 games, 3000000000 possessions.....legend of the greatest club in the land.
Yet another object to be sprayed with gold paint and put in the hospital emergency department's trophy cabinet.I had complicated anus surgery this morning but I'll be there screaming my head off - standing room of course
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technically it's 6,405 in his 299 so far... a career average of 21.4 disposals. Nothing to sneeze at!
This year he's ranked:
2nd total kicks
3rd total metres gained
5th total rebound 50s
9th total bounces
10th total TOG%
12th total uncontested possessions
12th total effective disposals
13th total supercoach score
18th total marks
18th total disposals
Champion.
We'll have to wait and see. Laird going down for a couple of games probably helps his cause, Lloyd has been doing alright of late after a bit of a slow start, reckon Hibberd isn't nearly as effective or influential as previously. Who knows what the judges will do and what other players they'll be trying to fit in... reckon we're a good chance to see both Gawn and Grundy make the team this year and wouldn't surprise me to see them squeeze another midfielder in to one of the hbf/small defenders spots tooAA nomination?

AA nomination?
FIFTEEN years ago this month, with the air conditioners whirring through the vast expanses of The Dome, the diminutive kid from the Yarra Valley took his first few tentative steps down the Carlton players’ race.
It happened on the Queen’s Birthday weekend - Sunday, June 8, 2003 in the Round 11 match with Geelong - that Kade Simpson followed the then acting captain Andrew McKay out. ‘Macca’, you see, had taken leadership responsibilities eight days after Paul Hasleby dislodged Brett Ratten’s shoulder in a tackle on Subiaco Oval, thereby bringing to an abrupt end the Carlton premiership player’s illustrious 255-game career.
technically it's 6,405 in his 299 so far... a career average of 21.4 disposals. Nothing to sneeze at!
This year he's ranked:
2nd total kicks
3rd total metres gained
5th total rebound 50s
9th total bounces
10th total TOG%
12th total uncontested possessions
12th total effective disposals
13th total supercoach score
18th total marks
18th total disposals
Champion.
Was playing when i saw him wearing the ole Ron Barassi footy boots back in the early 70s ffs.Pffft … don't need stats to tell me this bloke is a ******* legend!
Stats weren't even invented when Simmo first started playing!
A great listen, he's pretty bloody humble.
That's not funny, piss off.I don't come here much, because frankly, I don't think some of you blokes have a sense of humour.
BUT
I must drop in this week.
Kade Simpson is a legend of your club, and personally one of my all time favourite non Richmond players. I can't remember going to any other team thread in the last few years to pass on best wishes in a milestone game.
A superb player who has always carried himself with class and dignity. Respected by all players across the competition. Unlike some of the modern day FIGJAM types, this bloke is the sort of bloke that embodies what I love about footy.
Congratulations to Kade on an enormous acheivement.
I implore Blues fans, get to the ground in numbers. Get a huge crowd there for a great of your club. And for one weekend this year, I hope you win.
Cheers all.
I don't come here much, because frankly, I don't think some of you blokes have a sense of humour.
BUT
I must drop in this week.
Kade Simpson is a legend of your club, and personally one of my all time favourite non Richmond players. I can't remember going to any other team thread in the last few years to pass on best wishes in a milestone game.
A superb player who has always carried himself with class and dignity. Respected by all players across the competition. Unlike some of the modern day FIGJAM types, this bloke is the sort of bloke that embodies what I love about footy.
Congratulations to Kade on an enormous acheivement.
I implore Blues fans, get to the ground in numbers. Get a huge crowd there for a great of your club. And for one weekend this year, I hope you win.
Cheers all.