Dad jokes - add yours

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Jul 24, 2015
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North Melbourne

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Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 24, 2012
Womb with a view
AFL Club
North Melbourne
A married couple were fast asleep one night when they hear a knock at the door, so the husband gets up and answers it.

"Sorry to disturb you, just wondering if I could get a push?" says the visitor.

"Nah, its too late, I need to be up early, sorry champ" says the husband, and shuts the door.

He goes back to bed, and the wife asks "Who was that?"

"Just some guy whose car has broken down".

A couple of minutes later, another knock at the door. The husband answers again.

"Sir, please can I get a push, there's no-one else around here" says the guy at the door.

Reluctantly, the husband agrees, and goes to get his shoes.

When he goes outside, the man is gone, so he calls out "Where are you?"

"I'm over here, on the swing".

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