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SonofSamsquanch

Rebuilding
Mar 31, 2016
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I'm a bit of an old fashioned type, and I keep a foot long ruler from my school days to measure stuff. It's a really old wooden ruler, and it recently broke. In the hope I might be able to get a new one I went down to Officeworks. Bloody hell, when I asked for a foot long ruler the kid behind the desk said that they don't make them any longer.
 

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