Dad jokes - add yours

A friend of mine just got back from China. Went to the Beijing Zoo. Said how informative it was - out the front of every animal cage is a sign with the animals name in Chinese, the animals name in English and the recipe.
 
Did you hear about the Dad who drowned in his muesli?

He got pulled under by a strong currant.

(My 7 year old daughter told me that one last night :))
Did you hear about the dad who was bashed to death with a box of wheat bix. Police are looking for a cereal killer.
 
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