Dad jokes - add yours

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"Daddy, can you please put my new shoes on?"

"No, they are too small for me."
I use / used this on my kids all the time. Their response is actually a good tracker of their cognitive development:

Stage 1 - No idea what you are talking about.
Stage 2 - Take it literally. "No Dad, put them on meeee!"
Stage 3 - Understand the joke. "Haha, that's funny Dad!"
Stage 4 - Pity and disdain. "Dad, you're a loser."
 
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Hojuman

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I use / used this on my kids all the time. Their response is actually a good tracker of their cognitive development:

Stage 1 - No idea what you are talking about.
Stage 2 - Take it literally. "No Dad, put them on meeee!"
Stage 3 - Understand the joke. "Haha, that's funny Dad!"
Stage 4 - Pity and disdain. "Dad, you're a loser."


Shame stage 4 lasts the longest unfortunately.
 

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Somebody keeps picking around with tothe Wikipedia article for Darrell Lea chocolate...


It was about being Cambodian company from Pnom Phen earlier this week whick enticed Japanese airmen to perform kamakaze for lack of chocolate. Now it has a back story about the Titanic and the male heirs dressed as french call girls as the ship was sinking.

I will check in now and again on the site to see if the updates are funny.
 
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