Society & Culture Don't touch my stuff thread

[Gasometer]

Don't touch my shopping trolley when I am getting stuff off the shelves.

It's mine.

Don't touch my car when you are getting out beside me.

This thread will go far or die a quick death, but what don't you want pple touching (other than humans)?

 

[Plugger35]

Are you MC Hammer?

 

[Engimal]

Don't take a chip if I never offered you one. You never bought them, I did.

 

[Gough]

Don't take a chip if I never offered you one. You never bought them, I did.

Tightwad.
I keep some books in a glass fronted bookshelf, don't just f***ing open it and start pulling books out.

 

[Gasometer]

Don't touch my rear view mirror to put your lipstick on!

 

[thecatattack]

Don't touch my phone or I'll stab you in the neck.

Don't touch my hat or I'll wear your nipples on a belt.

 

[scotty13]

Don't touch my wallet unless you want your hand up your ass and ur foot in your mouth.

Don't touch my computer, or I will stab you in the neck and watch you bleed

 

[little graham]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Don't touch the remote when I'm watching TV.

 

[Andre]

Tightwad.
I keep some books in a glass fronted bookshelf, don't just f***ing open it and start pulling books out.

I'd go with don't touch my books in general. Pretty much anything else of mine I'd be annoyed if things get damaged, but people being rough with my books drives me nuts. My brother shares my love of fantasy books and I have to take deep breathes to allow him to borrow any. No one else is allowed to after his ex returned a borrowed hardcore in poor condition.

 

[Jackfrost]

Hey Catholic Church, don't touch my kids or I'll impale you. Oh wait… why would I subject my children to witchcraft in the first place.

 

[bkozican]

Don't touch my protein or chicken breasts.....

 

[Kyptastic]

 

[Shupe]

Don't take a chip if I never offered you one. You never bought them, I did.

This, but food in general. Don't touch it.

My ex used to try sharing all the time. I began to deliberately order more so that what I actually wanted wasn't affect. One thing led to another, and now she's my ex.

 

[JUBJUB]

Don't touch my protein or chicken breasts.....

You've got chicken breasts ?
I've got a ****

 

[Ashton Agar]

Don't touch my cricket bat when I am not there. Don't know why but it ticks me off.

 

[AtomicBlonde]

If you're one of those flogs who leave their trolley in the middle of an aisle whilst you mince around trying to find your favourite gluten-free, vegan friendly puree - I'll ****ing touch it all right!

 

[BotsMaster]

Don't touch my boobs while I sleep.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/in-flight-breast-molest-687432

APRIL 24--While napping on a flight from London to San Francisco, a female traveler was molested by a fellow passenger who placed his hand down the woman’s shirt and groped her for about five minutes, prosecutors allege.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

For the missus:

Don't touch my fries/chips/ice cream when I have already asked if you wanted one.

 

[Shupe]

For the missus:

Don't touch my fries/chips/ice cream when I have already asked if you wanted one.

Bolded is the important bit.

 

[BALKAN]

touch anything you want, I am desperate for human contact

 

[Coxy_]

Don't touch my boobs while I sleep.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/in-flight-breast-molest-687432

What a legend.

 

[Natho]

Don't touch my car stereo/change songs on my ipod.

Don't touch my phone.

Don't touch my food. At least ask. Its annoying.

 

[Xtreme]

dont touch my dvd or video game discs, i hate scratches and fingerprints

 

[Upgrayedd]

Don't touch my Mortal Kombat DVD, if you lose it i will only have 4 copies left