dwayne ****head russel

[handy point]

I believe Dermie said last week on the Sunday Footy Show that Derwayne only says that "gives them life" crap because he wants people to keep watching.

No doubt to offset the people who turn on the telly to watch the footy and say "Oh, Dwayne's commentating. It's probably a good time to finally mow the lawn/paint the room/hang myself"

 

[SpecialComments]

"This will bring the house down!!"

 

[Barnzy]

"From little things big things grow".

 

[SpecialComments]

"From little things big things grow".

F**K, I hate that one so much! I want to throw bricks at my TV when I hear that.

It just reinforces how much I hate him as a commentator

 

[Flawed Genius]

I don't think it's the phrase so much but the times he chooses to unleash it.

For example, when the Gold Coast are 50 points down.

 

[Righteo]

LOL! Just saw footage of the Wells goal in the North vs Sydney match a few weeks ago. "Wells...is there a pot of gold on the end of it? You bet there is!!!"

Wat.

 

[RobbyRoy]

I don't think it's the phrase so much but the times he chooses to unleash it.

For example, when the Gold Coast are 50 points down.

For me it's just the way he says it. In fact, it's just the man himself.

 

[Sewell_Is_Da_Man]

I find it amazing how there is a 21 page thread on this guy.... almost everybody I know can't stand his commentating.... yet he somehow manages to keep his job?!?! 'THAT'S UNBELIEEEEEEVABLE!!!!'

 

[bluepride]

Thats a gem...........sorry dawyne its just a ****ing goal you punce.

Worse that Bruces "Is that a goal....you bet it is"

"Thats goal of the year.....not this again dwayne, you already said that twice in the 2nd quarter, wait another 15minutes before using it again."

Would like to see a non-afl player commentating on Fox.

 

[Mentallo]

3/4 time and I reckon the "spear" count has hit the 50 mark.

Lulz 10 seconds into last qtr Lonergan "spears" it.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

I'm pretty sure he just said that Essendon had been one of the two best teams in the league, until the past month, since the start of the NAB Cup.

Apparently the 5-3-1 Essendon must have been better than the 8-0 Geelong, or the 7-1 Collingwood, on the strength of their NAB Cup grand final appearance.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Ever since he sensed Essendon were back in the game early in the second quarter, Dwayne has commentated every single passage of play as if it were the last 30 seconds of a Grand Final, with scores level.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

"Only in your wildest dreams !!!!!!1111oneoneoneone"

 

[Mentallo]

He needs a new phrase book or something.

 

[horse&duck]

"he shorts it" what a load of made up shit, can't stand it. Learn to speak English, you w***er.

 

[Flawed Genius]

I watched the last quarter on replay. After the game finished he said "North are looking to spear into the teams above them on the ladder" or something similar twice in the space of 30 seconds.

He is an absolute tool.

 

[Mentallo]

I watched the last quarter on replay. After the game finished he said "North are looking to spear into the teams above them on the ladder" or something similar twice in the space of 30 seconds.

He is an absolute tool.

He was saying spear wasn't he? I thought I was hearing wrong and he was actually saying putting fear into the teams above them.

What a knob.

 

[Flawed Genius]

He was saying spear wasn't he? I thought I was hearing wrong and he was actually saying putting fear into the teams above them.

What a knob.

It was definitely spear. I hate him so.

 

[Don_Kay]

Thats a gem...........sorry dawyne its just a ****ing goal you punce.

Worse that Bruces "Is that a goal....you bet it is"

"Thats goal of the year.....not this again dwayne, you already said that twice in the 2nd quarter, wait another 15minutes before using it again."

Would like to see a non-afl player commentating on Fox.

haaha, reminds me of Beau Ryan's impression of Andy Raymond
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On Russel, what the feck is a 'short'. Can't he just say chip or something.

 

[handy point]

He's the Australian version of this guy.

Shorts it. Shorts it! Shoooorts ittttt!!!!

 

[Drummond]

Trust Quarterbrain to copy Russell's HORRENDOUS!!!! "shorts it".

Our commentators are all so bad.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

One gets the impression that even the most mundane day-to-day transactions are 'SPECTACULAR!' for good ol' Dwayne:

*Dwayne Russell enters bank, doesn't trip over*

Dwayne Russell: "Perfect start."

*Makes generic banking enquiry*

Bank manager: "The forms are just on that bench behind you..."

*Russell swivels; collects form*

DR: "And Russell can get and go!!!"

BM: "If you could just sign on the line please sir..."

DR: "Russell! Gives it some shoe! From the paint!"

BM: "And initial here..."

DR: "Shorts it."

BM: "Here..."

DR: "Shorts it."

*Bank manager steal sidewise glance at colleague*

BM: "And here..."

DR: "Shorts it."

*Bank manager becomes visibly uncomfortable*

DR: "How's my high interest account going?"

BM: "Well, last time I checked."

DR: "UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!! From little things big things grow!!!!!!!!!!!"

BM: "Sir, please calm down."

*Russell sells dummy to elderly woman on way out*

DR: "BANKING!!!!!!! THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Drummond]

 

[Flawed Genius]

Easily one of the best posts I've ever read.

 

[Team Mo']

Epic post! Keep it up...