Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[GordonBlue]

Let's play.

I've removed bought players such as Williams and Barassi.
Players who got paid outside the rules for the majority of their career in Silvagni

You have Jezza, Douls and Nichols left.

We have Coleman and Reynolds.

By that count we have 2 Legends in the side each, so we'll remove the making up the numbers player in Douls, and let's be honest, Bill Hutchison was 10 times the player.

So, 2 a piece. One has a prestigious award named after him and the other has 3 Brownlows.

So that trumps your remaining 2 players.

That leaves it as players that matter
Essendon 2
Carlton 0

Forever in our shadow

I love the way you do business. You wouldn't be a real estate agent by any chance?

 

[GordonBlue]

Again, 'by default' is a crock of shit.

A premiership won by a round robin finals system is still a premiership- that was how the premiership was to be that won year.

Would you be counting it if Carlton had won one or both of those?

Or would you be saying they'd won premierships 'by default'? No, no you wouldn't.


'By default' only applies if a runner-up is awarded a flag because the premier is stripped of their title for some reason, or if one team 'wins' in the event of another forfeiting (say the England v Pakistan Test match in 2006).

But keep digging that hole, this is fun.

So what you are saying is Carlton should be awarded the 1993 flag "by default". I'll live with 17*.

If you want to keep it as is, oh well.

Carlton 16
Essendon 16*

* one or more flags were won by default

 

[zackah]

 

[Old Campaigner]

fitting choice of vehicle.

 

[Doss]

So what you are saying is Carlton should be awarded the 1993 flag "by default". I'll live with 17*.

If you want to keep it as is, oh well.

Carlton 16
Essendon 16*

* one or more flags were won by default

Last time I checked, we haven't been stripped of 1993.

Carlton, however, folded faster that I can say "hi" on the day it most counted- how piss weak, and how typical.

I see your asterisk and raise you a testicle- Carlton lacked them that day.

 

[Rack Watts]

Haha that looks like a flaccid penis.
Oh it was supposed to be.

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

Joe Daniher is going to debut tomorrow.

/literally...thread. Finished.

 

[Sin City]

Joe Daniher is going to debut tomorrow.

/literally...thread. Finished.

Agreed, I think we all know it's gonna be exactly the same as when Jack Watts debuted.

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

Agreed, I think we all know it's gonna be exactly the same as when John Coleman debuted.

There you go. You really need to work on your spelling.

 

[vast]

I hear Judd took a pay cut, because he scored another Ambassadorship with this company.

 

[Black Flag]

 

[Synth]

 

[Zacka11]

We have Joe Daniher.

/thread

Hope he has a good debut

Funny 360 had crickets when Malthouse was talking

 

[DonsFlyUp]

Funny, Carlton's most recent #1 pick was the results of tanking, ours was pick #10. Looking forward to Joe dancing on a few Bluebagger heads

 

[kreuze_missile]

injecting campaigners.

obviously juiced up at half time

go **** yourselves

can't wait until asada closes your shithole down

 

[ollieemcdowall]

Lol

 

[Runk]

LOLZA! Eat shit campaigner.

 

[Cristiano Ronaldo]

only a carlton supporter is this stupid

 

[DHRD]

Haha seem's a tad upset?

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Please mods don't lock this. Awesome thread. Enjoying the tears.

 

[Fleggy]

Ahh the tears are like nectar from heaven

 

[Runk]

Classic Carlton attitude. Can't hack it. Piss off back to Lygon St you knob.

 

[Jesse Custer]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[MadBomberman]

Please don't delete this! Oh the tears!

 

[kreuze_missile]

Good win bombers. Better when it mattered.

Will probably get a card or something, good excuse to not post here until the memory of this loss goes away