Explain Your Most Painful Experience

[Bourky23]

playing cricket 2 or so years back.. spinners on from both ends so i decided to take the helmet off.. anyway faced the spinners out for a few overs but didn't click when they brought a pace bowler back on.. first ball was short (about hip height) which i instinctively pulled but i snagged a top edge straight into the eye socket bone (feel your eyebrow, it was the bone/socket bit right there) and bleed prefusely.. anyway, retired hurt got a bandage around my head and went in again at number 11 (couldn't see shit amongst the bandages and helmet.. much like bill lawrys nose job on the 12th man.. i had a couple of lil slits to look out of) we needed 10 or so runs to win off a couple of overs to go and held the fort down at one end whilst the openers came back on and gave me some more curry (bastards) anyway pushed a few singles when i was on strike and let the other bloke do the work.. we won on the last ball i was the club hero that night...

 

[Dagless]

Haha thats pretty much what happened to me in the earlier post lol... I took off my helmet and stayed a bit too close because spinners were on then the fast bowler came up lol...

 

[Kingpin]

Probably the most excruciating pain I can think of would've been the two times I did my back in the same year (2004).
First time was in the February, I'd worked all night removing heavy rows of seating in a sports centre to strip and prepare flooring.
Later in the afternoon I was crossing the road from the Post Office up here and landed on the footpath on the opposite side with both feet making and emphatic plant as I landed on the footpath.
As I did that it felt like I'd been shot in the back - I fell down on the footpath right where I was standing from the pain and rolled around for a couple of minutes before someone came out and helped me.
I staggered down the hill home - that was incredibly painful.
Later on in August, we had a bitterly cold night (-0C) and we'd had various electrical problems in the house here so I'd had to shut the power down at 2am to prevent the place from catching fire - this meant the house would be also -0C on the inside.
I'd called the sparkies at 8am and had to sit inside at the table with overcoats, beanies, scarves and blankets draped all over me to ward off the icy air (needless to say it didn't help one iota).
By lunch time they had still never arrived - it was still only about 2C by this stage and I let rip this god almighty sneeze - and popped my back out good and proper this time.
By hell I've never experienced pain like this, I literally fell on the loungeroom floor and couldn't breathe, ten minutes after that, the hot water cyclinder burst at the top outside the kitchen window sending water towering everywhere.
Here's me crawling on my hands and knees like a 90 year old trying to wrench this antiquated POS to put a stop on it and crawling up the alleyway to to turn off the water plug in the footpath out front.
The pain was just shocking - kept me out of work for the better part of three years, I did tremendous damage to it.

Have been mauled by a dog on the arm, had 20 staples on my head, hit my cods on the corner of the seats at the football one day, hit my head on a gravel track after coming off a bike doing a jump, hit my nads on the handlebars of my trike when I lost control of my little cyclops trike (the one with the yellow pedals and little yellow bucket on the back) and slammed into the corner of a fence going full pelt down hill - none were in the same stratosphere of pain as the first two mentioned.

 

[OzBomber]

I was bowling in the cricket nets to a mate of mine who smashed the ball back at me and hit me right in the nuts! Ended up going to hospital and I had a rupurted testicle!

Shit! What the hell is that!?!

I'm due for a broken bone. I'm 14 1/2, and I've never broken a bone. Probably the worst I've had is an incredi-ball (soft cricketball) to the nuts. Hurt like hell. I was crying for 20 minutes.

Another that hurt was when I was playing cricket with a mate and I decided to bowl a left armer. Somehow when I bowled, there was a black plastic ring thing, and I managed to get both my feet stuck in there, and I tripped faced first into the ground. I manages to take a chunk out of my leg and I saw white, I think it was my bone. Funny thing was, I was wearing pants at the time, and I didn't even get a hole in them.

 

[Jabso]

* Cant got without mentioning the many times of been electrocuted by fences, I hate them so f***in painful!

I remember camp in primary school (forgot which year) at some farm I had my hands on a fence one day, and I realised a slight tingling from the fence. I told my friends to try it and we realised it must be the electric fence. The next day I dared some other kid I didn't really like to do touch the electric fence saying we all did it yesterday. He touched it and he got a huge shock from it. They must have turned it up the next day (it wasn't that bad though).

I haven't had many painful experiences in my life at all. Never been to a hospital except after I was born a couple of times. Have had teeth pulled out but that was 100% painless. Probably my most painful experience was when I first started getting migraines as a teenager and I was throwing up for a week and had to sleep for about 2 days straight because even a bit of light made me sick and vomit but it wasn't too painful I suppose just so ****ing annoying.

Also once I slipped near a public pool at latrobe uni with both my legs coming out from under me dropping right on my ass. Being fat/heavy for my age epsecially back then it was pretty bad and jarred my back I could hardly move but still I wouldn't call it that painfull.

I have lost a big toenail (it wasn't painful the toenail just sorta died after sorta kicking it) a long time ago and it is taking a long time to grow back, how long does it take to grow back?

 

[ClarkeM]

Uhhh, ouch Jabso? lol!

 

[Jabso]

Being bitten by a cat was very painful. Unlike a dog, they can't alternate the pressure they apply when they bite, so they always bite full on. Their teeth are very sharp, and the wound became infected.

It depends on the cat I suppose by all my cats when they bite they don't hurt much at all. My last cat who died recently used to sometimes try it's hardest and put a lot of pressure into the bite and it still wasn't that bad. It might have something to do with how you bring them up. All our cats are bought up to be pretty playful perhaps that's why.

 

[Bazzar]

Going to watch Hawks v Freo with my (ex) Missus. I would rather have a triple root canal.

 

[Jabso]

Shit! What the hell is that!?!

I'm due for a broken bone. I'm 14 1/2, and I've never broken a bone. Probably the worst I've had is an incredi-ball (soft cricketball) to the nuts. Hurt like hell. I was crying for 20 minutes.

Another that hurt was when I was playing cricket with a mate and I decided to bowl a left armer. Somehow when I bowled, there was a black plastic ring thing, and I managed to get both my feet stuck in there, and I tripped faced first into the ground. I manages to take a chunk out of my leg and I saw white, I think it was my bone. Funny thing was, I was wearing pants at the time, and I didn't even get a hole in them.

I'm 21 and I haven't broken or fractured a bone. I haven't been to the hospital since I was a baby. I've never really been hit in the nuts that hard except once when I was playing with one of those ball on a strings (those rubber baseball like things hooked to elastic) I threw it as hard as I could but it came back low and brushed my balls but it was still very painful I fell to the ground. I guess I've been very lucky. I remember as a 8 year old or so stepping on a drawing pin, it going right into my foot and for some reason I never freaked out and just pulled it out and I hardly even bled I didn't even noticed I stepped on it.

This is why last year when I had to go to the dentist a lot I was worried hearing a lot of peoples stories about root canals and getting their wisdom teeth out and it being their most painful experience. I was worried because I've never really experienced that much pain.

 

[HBK619]

I don't think I have ever broken a bone before, unless it was a toe, which I never got checked.

But my most painful experiences would be.

About Grade 5 or 6 I was playing a game of footy at Lunch as we did every day, the only problem with this was we didn't have a huge or rich school so therefore no footy field, we made a makeshift ground from a basketball court, it was on hard ashfault(sp?) too, anyway we were happily playing when the ball came close to me and rolled past, so I went straight for it, unfortunatly for me there was a big unpadded basketball post standing in my way which I failed to see and ran straight into it, also had another guy playing footy ran into the back of my head too.

Now funniest thing about this situation was I ended up needing about 5 stitches in my chin of all places even though I distinctly remember looking downwards at the footy, blood was pouring out of my chin and I needed to walk a good 50-100m with my hand under my chin, and I left a good amount of blood all around the school yardsD), weird thing was that during this whole incident I didn't shed a tear, although the guy who ran into the back of my head and had not one thing but a little bump was bawling his eyes out, yet I was the one with blood pouring from my chin.

Now when I say I didn't shed a tear throughout the incident I was telling a mild white lie, I didn't shed a tear while anyone was watching, when my mum came to the school to pick me up and take me to the doctors to get stitched that was when I started crying, luckily nobody saw(), that only lasted all of 5-10 minutes though and even when I was at the doctors getting injections right into the wound there wasn't even a whimper from myself.

Overall it didn't really hurt perse' but I guess it was my more painful of experiences I have had so far in my lifetime, although I have some beauties I could tell.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Well considering I'm a chick, I wouldn't know what it is like to be hit in the nuts But from reading all these stories about it, it sounds rather painfull
I've never had a baby before but surely being hit in the nuts can't be as painfull as that

 

[OzBomber]

Well considering I'm a chick, I wouldn't know what it is like to be hit in the nuts But from reading all these stories about it, it sounds rather painfull
I've never had a baby before but surely being hit in the nuts can't be as painfull as that

Doesn't hurt at first, then it you feel searing pain and a very bad stomach ache.

 

[rizzo]

Broke my heal playing school footy once. Was the most painful experience ever.

Spent 6 months on crutches with this swollen heal, any type of pressure on it absolutely killed.

Still nearly 7 years later the same heal still kills whenever i'm on it for to long. Pretty shitty because it never goes away.

 

[Jabso]

Doesn't hurt at first, then it you feel searing pain and a very bad stomach ache.

Yeah the bloody stomach ache is the killer. If you've bruised your boys bad enough every time that bruise is touched you get the stomach ache again.