Opinion Five Worst AFL Player Tattoos

[phantom13]

Isn't it a tattoo of his brother who passed away some years ago? if so then a bit harsh.

Talking about the quality of the work, not the idea or meaning behind it. Most people with tattoos get them because they mean something to them, therefore I wouldn't judge anyone's tattoos based on whether I like it or not, I looking purely at the aesthetic quality of the work, and chappys is not a good portrait tattoo. Nathan Jones has a portrait in his sleeve (believe its his grandad?) that is a good portrait.

 

[getgaff]

Gram's is just boring
Reimers for certain
Jake King
Jesse White
Chris Masten

 

[docker_champ29]

Bazzas Tramp Stamp

 

[Monkey King]

Who was that player who had a lobster tattoo? That was pretty ordinary.

Rohan Kerr from Carlton ...


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You can glimpse the tat from 39 seconds in.

 

[robertg22]

Brent Macaffer's tattoo is pretty bad.

 

[Groggyk]

Brent Macaffer's tattoo is pretty bad.

**** me, the guy who stamped that probably writes in crayon.

 

[Silvagnis]

New Bulldog Clay Smith.

That had to have stung like a bitch.

Murray Newman

Ex-players - Fevola, Des Headland. What ... you gonna forget your kids names?

Carlisle has the names of his sisters tattooed on his body.

The Bomber should have asked for a stepladder.

That Carlton defender could be bower with that tribal crap on his upper arm

I don't like tattoos, but that's my favourite one.

Great work.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Mitch Clark's sleeve isn't his biggest issue:


He may as well have gotten 'w***er'. Would've had the same effect.

Isnt his name Clarke?

 

[L_W_P]

Haha yeah I forgot about hiim. What was he thinking

This guy has all 5 spots sown up!

The 5 tat cliches -

5 - Something tribal (even though you are part of no tribe) -
4 - Roman numerals -
3 - Old English style text -
2 - Cross/Crucifix -
1 - Something "Pop Culture" (The Rock's tattoo? Really?)

Game. Set. Match.

Well played Kyle, well played.

 

[HELLSBELLS]

Buddy Franklin has the worst ! absolute garbage work , cant make out what any of it is ... putrid

 

[fairdinkum]

This guy has all 5 spots sown up!

The 5 tat cliches -

5 - Something tribal (even though you are part of no tribe) -
4 - Roman numerals -
3 - Old English style text -
2 - Cross/Crucifix -
1 - Something "Pop Culture" (The Rock's tattoo? Really?)

Game. Set. Match.

Well played Kyle, well played.

Late nomination for Post Of The Year.

 

[Keystone agony]

Buddy Franklin has the worst ! absolute garbage work , cant make out what any of it is ... putrid

Its a picture of his dad would be clear if you saw him in person

I agree Reimers tatts ring "try hard" and are shocking. Hes certainly a unique person and different to say the least. Wonder what hes like to be around at the club.

Dont mind Newmans tat (or is he the next Sonny Walters)

I dont see a problem with having names of family members and birth dates on you like Carlisle, respect to people who have done so much for you and you hold them close to your heart.

Travis clokes i hate just as much as Reimers and getting a tatto on the next is horrible for Dusty Martin.

The ones i like most are Gram, like those sleeves. Buddy's and N.jones look alright. Aaron Edwards lower left arm is sick (tribal one). Also like the tennis sweat band/tribal that Tayte Pears has on his arm.

 

[Alesana]

This is Aaron Edwards' back

 

[benblinkau]

Riemers tats are terrible... Looks like a patchwork quilt

 

[Silvagnis]

https://twitter.com/#!/MitchyRobbo/status/147635896609542144

https://twitter.com/#!/MitchyRobbo/status/147635896609542144

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At least Mitch posted a picture of his GF who took the photo.

 

[Ryan Hillier]

Kyle Reimers easily has the worst, really does look like a tool.
Dane Swan and Dayne Beams simple for the ones on their legs, they look ridiculous.
Chris Yarren and Mitch Clark, for having their names on them.

 

[Mister_A]

How could you leave Riemers off HAD? The worst, easily.

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[THRILLHO]

Michael Walters rivals Kyle Reimers in the s**t, random, picked-it-out-of-the-tattoo-handbook category. Lucky he can play.

 

[Warsaw]

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At least Mitch posted a picture of his GF who took the photo.

Guess we have a new messiah...

 

[2one2]

Kyle Reimers easily has the worst, really does look like a tool.
Dane Swan and Dayne Beams simple for the ones on their legs, they look ridiculous.
Chris Yarren and Mitch Clark, for having their names on them.

This - it looks awful, when he's moving it looks like he's got some sort of tropical scrotal fungus that's spreading down his leg

 

[THRILLHO]

Dayne Beams is a walking billboard of reasons as to why you never get a full sleeve when you are 18. Not only does it look tacky, it looks incredibly childish. I remember being in year 9 and drawing those 8-balls with flames coming out of them. Could never imagine I'd want that tacked on my body for life.

By the way, can't wait for February. This thread will be bursting at the seams with new entries.

 

[Slax]

1. Reimers - been said already
2. Sherman - as jewellery it would be bad enough but as a tattoo its terrible
3. Clarke - we know who you are no need to spell it out
4. Yarran - as above
5. Swan - just the shear size of the work is enough, but the knuckles is what what pushed it over the line into bad bogan territory

 

[democritus]

Michael Walters rivals Kyle Reimers in the s**t, random, picked-it-out-of-the-tattoo-handbook category. Lucky he can play.

Yeah, Sonny's look bloody ordinary.

Although unlike Reimers the dude has oodles of untapped talent.

 

[THRILLHO]

The tattoo on the shoulder is straight from the Collection of Stock Tattoos Handbook.

 

[democritus]

The tattoo on the shoulder is straight from the Collection of Stock Tattoos Handbook.

It's a shocker, but it's the neck tatts that do it for me. They look awful. That said, not keen on the WALTERS inscribed on his bicep either...