Funniest AFL player!

[Zeke]

Who do you reckon is the funniest player in the AFL?

I'm talking 'all round' funny - funny on the field, funny in the media, just damn funny.

 

[Zeke]

Was just thinking about it... And I know who is the least funny bloke in the AFL... Matthew Lloyd - that man is devoid of any kind of personality. He is a goal kicking robot.

 

[mel 40]

Robert murphy is a classic off the field, very funny guy. and a dam good player on the field.

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

For me, I'd say Che ****atoo-Collins. Talking to him is like watching The Matrix. Or being sucked into it.

He pulls off some classics on field, like giving Rioli Poly a wedgie. Hey, I thought it was funny. You dont have to.

 

[Pornstar]

Originally posted by Zeke
Was just thinking about it... And I know who is the least funny bloke in the AFL...

Nathan Buckley?

Originally posted by Zeke
that man is devoid of any kind of personality.

Yep, Nathan Buckley.

 

[you_idiot]

Judging from his efforts on The Footy Show, I'd have to say Shane Crawford. Even if you factor out his role on "The House of Bulger", I'm sure that would still be the case.

Even on the Brownlow ceremony last year, he had a couple of guffaw moments as well.

 

[riccardo]

Stephen Milne, what what I've seen and been told is a very cheeky person, this shows in hois style of play.
Watch "Saints Scared" on Saints TV with him and Bakes. Some of those are really funny!
Dean Rioli got in some good one liners to cut Sam Newman down to size on the Footy Show a few weeks ago.
Shane Crawford seems to think he is hilariously funny, but all I've seen him do is read dumb jokes off a sheet of paper.And apparently write the House of Bulger. More silly funny and groan worthy than actually "ha ha" funny, but worth a memtion his "stupid fall guy" persona (has to be a persona, right?)

 

[noodle]

Troy Wilson is a bit of a checky bugger. He doesn't mind giving a bit of lip to the coaching staff and team mates.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Shane Crawford and Glenn Manton are pretty funny guys.

 

[Murph]

David Clarke would have to be right up there.

Have any of you seen him try to play football???

I am not sure whether to laugh or cry when I watch him.

Then there is the issue of him wearing a glove.....

 

[Dimi]

Originally posted by you_idiot
Judging from his efforts on The Footy Show, I'd have to say Shane Crawford. Even if you factor out his role on "The House of Bulger", I'm sure that would still be the case.

Even on the Brownlow ceremony last year, he had a couple of guffaw moments as well.

I agree (even though I'm am biased), but he is funny and he has a personality...

also think that Glenn Manton is quite funny too! always like it when he's on The Footy Show..

 

[Mong]

Ryan Fitzgerald (no longer playing AFL, I know)


****

 

[SCRAY72]

Glen Manton is about as funny as meningococal disease.

 

[SCRAY72]

Matthew Richardson is funny on the field when the midfielders don't pass it to him.

 

[Beffery]

The old Port boy Scott Cummings. He cracked me up when he played and even more now that he's not

 

[Foxtrot]

Of field my fave is Nathan Brown.

Always laconic and candid when interviewed. Loved his response to the bird flipping "controversy" last year when he said something along the lines of "aren't their bigger issues in the world to worry about than me being a ********"

edit: ".. me being a "phallus head"

My kinda player on field too.

 

[Renegade]

Originally posted by riccardo
Stephen Milne, what what I've seen and been told is a very cheeky person, this shows in hois style of play.
Watch "Saints Scared" on Saints TV with him and Bakes. Some of those are really funny!

You'd think at his age Milne would have the capability of stringing two words together. I watched saints tv the other week and was suprised he can only splutter a few words out before drooling all over himself....and i found that funny

 

[Chris_Judd]

Originally posted by Renegade
You'd think at his age Milne would have the capability of stringing two words together. I watched saints tv the other week and was suprised he can only splutter a few words out before drooling all over himself....and i found that funny

You'd get the feeling Milne was teased mercifully as a kid in school.. he has a whiny voice... and he looks like Montogomery Burns son off Simpsons. Watching Milne and Ko$hitzske giggling like schoolkids on that Saints TV show u get the feeling that they are not the sharpest knives in the draw.

 

[fugitive]

Mal Michael is pretty proficient in sarcastic humour...ask Jarred Molloy

 

[The_Flying_Egg]

Originally posted by ****
Ryan Fitzgerald (no longer playing AFL, I know)


****

The Crows Fox Footy show was far and away the best in the league last year cos of him. He's a ****er. Massie isn't too bad either

 

[Majjie]

Ryan Fitzgerald
Kris Massie
Rob Murphy
Nathan Brown
Jess Sinclair
Glenn Manton
Shane Crawford
Steven Baker
Scott Cummings

All very funny, and just looking at Matty Llloyd and his wife makes me laugh

 

[GhostofJimJess]

Historically speaking ?

Dave Honeybun.

 

[TheBloods]

You'd get the feeling Milne was teased mercifully

That would actually be mercilessly or unmercifully...

as a kid in school.. he has a whiny voice... and he looks like Montogomery Burns son off Simpsons. Watching Milne and Ko$hitzske giggling like schoolkids on that Saints TV show u get the feeling that they are not the sharpest knives in the draw.

Haha - as opposed to over 90% of the remaining AFL footballers.

Most of them are pretty unfunny, yet fans continue to go to their pathetic dress-up-as-woman end-of-year shows.

 

[pazza]

An area in the game that is "sadly" lacking.

There aren't any real characters in the game anymore. Imagine how guys like "Crackers" Keenan or Mark Jackson would go today (reports aside)?

 

[NathanD]

Brisbane's Craig McRae cracks them up at the annual player's revue. Not one I'd've suspected.

Pikey makes me laugh, just for being Pikey.