Entertainment & Music GD music records thread.

[dogbloke]

No this isnt like the music thread so do not merge.


Ive noticed that some of you on here are lyricly talented. One however was too talented and saw red. R.I.P big guy

Anyway i thought it would be a good idea where we could spit out a few GD songs of our own (not a whole song as that could potentially mean you have way too much time). A (popular-ish) song re-made for GD, about GD. or even bigfooty.

Some examples of some have been in the red card thread.

Bert1

Seems like yesterday you used to run the show
Someone makes a thread, you start to post
Mod's get jelly and card ya bro
Dubbzy, they got to know that
Life ain't always what it seem to be
All the tl;dr's I can write can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through Dogbloke's aliases, we'll fulfill your dreams
In the future, can't wait to see
If you become the king of G.D
Reminisce some time, bout the mods takin' my friends
Tried to block it out, but then they carded Ben
Then it's real, feelings hard to conceal
Cant imagine all the pain we feel
Give anything to read a half or your post
I know you still living your life, supporting West Coast



Chorus: Lovely

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
Ill be missing you
Thinking of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
Ill be missing you


Its kinda hard with you not around
Though you viewing offline, smiley frown
Watching us while we post for you
Every post we makes for you
Till Thursday, when your red card ends
In our 's is where we'll keep you friend
Memories give me the strength I need to proceed
Press Enter, I need to believe
My thoughts Dubz I just can't define
Wish we could get back the mods one time
With a good troll or 6, postin' some sick monkey pics
Then you and me taking it
Over to bay 13 and start some s**t.
GD just can't move on
We still can't believe you're gone (cant believe you're gone)
Give anything to read a half of your post (half your post)
I know you still living you're life, supporting West Coast

Dogbloke

Guess who's back
Back again
dogbloke back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.


I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see GE no more
They want dogbloke, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want dogbloke, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of troll mixed with some JS gifs
Some lulz that'll jump start your heart quicker
than a shock when I get carded in GD
by the mod when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the threads while he's supervising
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the lap and typing
I know that you got a job grizzy
but tbh the way cards get handed out is complicating
So the eagles nest won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on GD
But it feels so empty, without me.

So cmon GD. Show everyone what you got.

 

[Echo Bravo]

Yay, a chance to post crappy knock-offs of rap songs. Here's mine then:

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real pacemaker please stand up?
I repeat, will the real pacemaker please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a lawyer before
Jaws all on the floor like pacey and bluey just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ their ass's worse than before
They first were flirtin’, throwin chippaz over furniture
It’s the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just post what I think he did, did he? "
And r dub said... nothing you idiots!
r dub’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!
Feminist women love bunsen burner
pacey, I’m sick of him
Look at him, posting crap, grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but his sister’s hot though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s going on in the mod room
Sometimes, I wanna get on GD and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for people to make threads about their favourite breakfast foods
And people posting 'life tips', people posting life tips
And if we're lucky, you might just give it a little miss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an internet troll is
Of course they gonna know what monkey pr0n is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the GD board don’t they?
"we ain’t nothing but mammals.." well, some of us pacemakers
Who have tiny armspans like tyranosaurs
But if RoJo can hump GD posters and
according to Noddy Holder there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
lovely wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Pacemaker, yes I'm the real Pacey
All you other Pacemakers are just imitating
So won't the real Pacemaker please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?



*I'm not actually pacemaker.

 

[dogbloke]

Epicness EB

Shady records gonna sign you brah?

 

[RoJo Junior]

Oh lawwwwwwwd.

Dis gun be gooooood.

 

[MelsMagicShorts]

There once was a man named TT
Who liked pr0n which included some monkeys
so he spammed it around,
posters fell to the ground
for it made them all weak at their own knee's

 

[dogbloke]

Ok heres mine to the classic Wiz Khalifa song;


Yeah ah ha
you know what it is
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
everything they do, they do it big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when they pulled out the red, thats stuntin
reppin our GD when we see them they know everything
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz
they put it down from there whip to our posts
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz


Uh, red cards, yellow paint
the posters scared of it but them mods aint
soon as they hit the club look at them posters face
put the yellow once make the floor shake
suede computers, harddrive roaring
there the big boys you know what they get payed for it
and they got the yellows to the metal
got you posters checking your posts there modding out on every level
hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell em
they just gave a million reds, got another million on there schedule
no love for em mods breaking hearts
no warnings, push the start.

Yeah ah ha
you know what it is
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz
Mess n Grizz, Mess n Grizz

 

[c00lcat]

There once was a man named TT
Who liked pr0n which included some monkeys
so he spammed it around,
posters fell to the ground
for it made them all weak at their own knee's

 

[centrelink1]

Project Mayhem went out on an inane site,
Enter Messenger from the moderator board
He sees the interwebz all ****ed right up
Cries out "My God those ****ing trolls"
Here comes the story of goeagles08
The man that GRizzlym came to hate
For something that he never done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The real GD number one

Three sites all trolled up does Messy see
And HSSB moving around mysteriously
"I didn't do it" he says and he throws up his hands
"I was only trying to be accepted I hope you understand
I saw it happen" he says and he stops
"One of us had better call the real mods"
And so Messy calls the mods
And they arrive on the scene with their admin badges flashing
In the hot GD night.

Meanwhile far away on the football board
TT and a couple of friends are beating TIG around
Spurs are actually contenders for the european crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a mod pm'd him over being a little bold
Just like the time before and the time before that
General Discussion that's just the way things go
If you're an ape you might as well not show up on the board
'Less you got an alias in store

HSSB had a partner and he had a rap for the mods
Him and Indieswan were just out lurking around
He said "I saw two men trolling and they looked like apes
They were posting on a religious website, advocating rape"
And Messenger just nodded his head
Chief, the most stable genius, said "Wait a minute boys this one's for Fred"
So they took him to the trolled site
And though this man was full of shite
They told him that he could identify who got the ban.

Four in the morning and they take all their screens
Send em to Fred, and ask if it seems,
Like its TT and he gives them a sigh
Says "Wha'd you mention him here for ? He ain't the guy !"
Yes here comes the story of goeagles08
The man that Grizzlym came to hate
For something that he never done
Given a perma ban but one time he could-a been
GD's real number one

Four months later and of GD were ashamed
TT's under wizardking fighting for his name
While HSSB's still not getting any fame
And the cops are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to blame
"Remember that trolling that you saw on that site ?"
"You said you might know who did it, right?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law ?"
"Think it might-a been that ape guy you saw trolling that night ?"
"Don't forget that you arent liked".

HSSB said "I'm really not sure"
Mods said "A boy like you could use a break
We got you for the poll rigging job and we're talking to your friend swan
Now you don't wanta have an infraction just snitch one more time
You'll be doing GD a favor
That sonofabitch is brave and getting braver
We want to ban his ass then oh lord
We'll have finally freed this board, from him
He ain't no Gentleman Jim".

TT had every GIF from Jersey Shore
But thats not all he was famous for
It's my gimmick he'd say and Its much less gay
Than Glee which spud and pezz watch every day
They claim to watch it for their hoes,
But in reality everybody knows
They're just phags and its a fail,
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn an ape into a scapegoat.

All of TT's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance
Chief, the most stable genius, made TT's witnesses bay flogs who were dumb
To the GD folks who watched he was a revolutionary scum
And to damo he was just a crazy non-white
No one doubted that he trolled the site
And though they could not backtrace the IP
The DA said it was he who did the deed
And the all-mod jury agreed.

Poor old TT was falsely tried
The crime was trolling hard, guess who testified
HSSB and indie and they both baldly lied
And the debating comp they all went along for the ride
We may as well put this man
Into RoJo's betting hand ?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to post on a board
Where justice is abhorred.

Now invig and lovely, in their coats and their ties,
Are free to steal shorts, and chase their drug highs
While TT posts under an alias, like a bay 13 flog
An innocent man, who was partially dog
That's the story of goeagles 08
But it won't be over till they reverse his fate
And give him back the time he's done
Given a perma ban but one time he could-a been
The real GD number one.

 

[Lazarus]

I take it that's 'Hurricane'? Very good effort

 

[centrelink1]

I take it that's 'Hurricane'? Very good effort, even though you did use some of the original lyrics.

Thanks. It's like 800 words, I was never going to be able to completely rewrite it.

 

[Lazarus]

Exactly. I actually changed my comment because the fact that you had some of the original lyrics made it easier to follow, and I actually preferred it.

 

[pezz]

 

[centrelink1]

By that logic...

WWE is certainly worth watching.

 

[Spudregus_87]

Love it when a good thread gets hijacked by Glee chicks

 

[pezz]

 

[Spudregus_87]

Rivera > Kardashian

umad dogbloke?

 

[centrelink1]

Alas, my Ode to Dylan is lost, buried among pictures of average looking bitches from some shitty show...

 

[pezz]

It seems today,
That all you see,
Is w***ers on the main board,
and monkey pr0n on G.D.

But where are those good old fashion threads....

On which we used to reply?!
Lucky theres a centrelinkguy!
Lucky theres a *** who,
positively cant do,
all the things that make us...
laugh and cry!
He's not a funny guy!

 

[chickawah]

dis gun be gud

 

[dogbloke]

y u try n ruin my thread with womenz?



but ****ing lol at pezz' post!

 

[Spudregus_87]

centrelink owned, whilst loosing points for saying Naya Rivera is ugly.

You lose at GD.

 

[MelsMagicShorts]

Just an oasis girl
Living in a lonely world
She took a midnight chance on the internet
Just a Bulldogs boy
Born and raised in Adelaide
He took a midnight fap on the internet

Cheap candle in hotel bedroom
10 dollar wine for both to consume
All Gus wants is to share the night
It goes on and on for not too long

Strangers, searching, for the perfect match
Their profiles open late at night
Chatting, people - online just to find a sexdate
Then ditch at, the end of the night

Don't stop receiving
online romance and 2 min feelings
oasis, bishes yeah

 

[centrelink1]

centrelink owned, whilst loosing points for saying Naya Rivera is ugly.

You lose at GD.

I said she was average. If every reference to family guy constitutes 'owning' me, then sure...

 

[ben_09]

Yay, a chance to post crappy knock-offs of rap songs. Here's mine then:

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real pacemaker please stand up?
I repeat, will the real pacemaker please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a lawyer before
Jaws all on the floor like pacey and bluey just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ their ass's worse than before
They first were flirtin’, throwin chippaz over furniture
It’s the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just post what I think he did, did he? "
And r dub said... nothing you idiots!
r dub’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!
Feminist women love bunsen burner
pacey, I’m sick of him
Look at him, posting crap, grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but his sister’s hot though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s going on in the mod room
Sometimes, I wanna get on GD and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for people to make threads about their favourite breakfast foods
And people posting 'life tips', people posting life tips
And if we're lucky, you might just give it a little miss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an internet troll is
Of course they gonna know what monkey pr0n is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the GD board don’t they?
"we ain’t nothing but mammals.." well, some of us pacemakers
Who have tiny armspans like tyranosaurs
But if RoJo can hump GD posters and
according to Noddy Holder there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
lovely wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Pacemaker, yes I'm the real Pacey
All you other Pacemakers are just imitating
So won't the real Pacemaker please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?



*I'm not actually pacemaker.

Brilliant.

 

[dogbloke]

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go indie
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a ****
your not 18 yet!

You can find me in the GD, threads full of posts
Look messy I got the gifs if you into jersey shore
I'm into having trolls, I ain't into post srs
So come give me a reply if you into to getting pwned

When I pull out on GD, i see the Ben 09 and dubz
When I post 20 deep, it's 20 threads in the gd
posters heard I **** with grizz, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Chief, the most stable genius,, and the womenz they wanna ****
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see pezz in the Cutt that homie roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a troller or pimp
Been hit wit a few reds but I dont walk wit a limp
In GD then the lovely and mel saying "GE you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'invig
But holla in soccer board them posters'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap thread game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my posting on my mind
I got a million posts out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now pacey sister said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go


You can find me in the GD, threads full of posts
Look messy I got the gifs if you into jersey shore
I'm into having trolls, I ain't into post srs
So come give me a reply if you into to getting pwned

And you should love it, way more then you hate it
pacey you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that dog by the bar toasting to the good life
You that gay ass teacher trying to pull me back right?
When my posts get to pumpin in GD it's on
I wink my eye emoticon at ya brah, if you fall for my troll you gone
If the GD on fire, let the mother****er burn
If you talking bout monkeys homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what dubz told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the mods hate then let 'em hate
Watch the anger pile up
Or we go upside there wit a thread of gifs
You know where we ****ing be