GOLD !!!

[Dan26]

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?




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[ant]

Like it Dan, very funny. Where'd you hear that??

 

[QT]

Good one

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[Dan26]

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[Grendel]

What happens when you put in for the Pepsi and instead you get a Coke?

 

[jod23]

LOL@Dan and Grendel.

 

[Dan26]

Or what happens when you keep on depositing, but the damn pepsi machine is too old and it doesn't work anymore, so you can't get your drink! Doesn't stop you despositing though now, does it!!!

 

[ptw]

Just go to the next machine Dan !!!

ptw

 

[sbagman]

Filth. Disgusting smut.

I liked it Dan.

 

[Dan26]

Perhaps I should have re-phrased that. The pepsi machine is really young. Not old.....young. But it's just broken, so you keep on depositing, knowing that the "hassle" of a drink won't pop out.

 

[Same Old's]

And then when the softdrink finally comes out it's hot like a potato because the damn machine hasn't been cooling it properly.

 

[CJH]

An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at 3rd
hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself,puts his left
thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a
telephone conversation. When he is done, he looks at the other two and
says, "Oh,that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I havea
chip in my thumb and one in my baby finger and the antennais in my hat. Great
stuff, eh?

They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone
ring. The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a
conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the
other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip
in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna inserted in my spine. The
wonders of German know-how!

At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese guy
disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at
eachother and then walk over and peek into the bushes, where they find the
Japanese guy, squatting with his pants down around his ankles. "What on
earth are you doing?!" asks the American. The Japanese fellow looks up and
replies, "Waiting for a fax..........."


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