Gotta love it

[crowsrule]

A single Port Adelaide mum goes to centrelink to register for child
benefits.How many children?" asks the centrelink officer."10", she
answers."10???" says the centrelink officer."What are their names?""Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig & Craig"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Port Adelaide chick "its great because if they
are out playing in the street I just have to shout "CRAAIG,YER
DINNER'S READY" or "CRAAIG GO TO BED NOW" and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?", says the
perturbed Centrelink officer.

"That's easy," says the Port Adelaide mum ........ "I just use
their Surnames".

 

[Damp Squarie]

LOFL

 

[crowsrule]

You know you support Port Power when...

1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.

2. Bikies back down from your mum.

3. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
drunk.

4. You've been married 3 times and still have the same
in-laws.

5. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired
People."

6. You're proud that you know most of the girls listed in the
"For a good time call...." section of a cubicle.

7. You've worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that
isn't.

8. Every day someone comes to your door mistakingly thinking
you're having a garage sale.

9. You have a working television that sits on top of a
non-working television.

10. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high
dive.

11. Your dog was neutered by court order.

12. Your 13-year-old daughter and her husband wanted belly
button piercings and you said no and got them matching tattoos
instead.

13. You mow your lawn and find a car.

14. Your wheels and tyres are worth more than your car.

15. The word 'mullett' is used three different ways: 'Mullett
haircut', 'Mullett fish' and 'Mullett over and let me know tomorrow man, mmkay?'

16. Checked shirts are always in fashion.

17. Diagonal checks and gold pinstriping on your shirt label
the wearer as being 'successful'.

18. Environmentalism is a serious business - everyone has at
least one plant growing in their room...

19. Your 11 year old son has an airbrushed picture of a naked
woman on his BMX... by you.

20. Your 12 year old daughter wears g-strings - and has done
for years. And keeps getting them back from different guys...

21. Your Kingswood gets lost among the 50 others in the
shopping centre's carpark.

22. You envy the rich bastard next door who just bought a
flash VL Commodore...

 

[Eago77]

Originally posted by crowsrule
You know you support Port Power when...

I thought that was you know you live in Salisbury when...

Still very very witty

Good get by Sammy on the "footy" show. He's a comic genius.

 

[Eago77]

Originally posted by crowsrule
A single Port Adelaide mum goes to centrelink to register for child
benefits.How many children?" asks the centrelink officer."10", she
answers."10???" says the centrelink officer."What are their names?""Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig & Craig"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Port Adelaide chick "its great because if they
are out playing in the street I just have to shout "CRAAIG,YER
DINNER'S READY" or "CRAAIG GO TO BED NOW" and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?", says the
perturbed Centrelink officer.

"That's easy," says the Port Adelaide mum ........ "I just use
their Surnames".

Now that is actually funny!

 

[Kenny_01]

Originally posted by crowsrule
A single Port Adelaide mum goes to centrelink to register for child
benefits.How many children?" asks the centrelink officer."10", she
answers."10???" says the centrelink officer."What are their names?""Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig & Craig"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Port Adelaide chick "its great because if they
are out playing in the street I just have to shout "CRAAIG,YER
DINNER'S READY" or "CRAAIG GO TO BED NOW" and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?", says the
perturbed Centrelink officer.

"That's easy," says the Port Adelaide mum ........ "I just use
their Surnames".

LOL

 

[Kenny_01]

Originally posted by crowsrule
You know you support Port Power when...

1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.

2. Bikies back down from your mum.

3. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
drunk.

4. You've been married 3 times and still have the same
in-laws.

5. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired
People."

6. You're proud that you know most of the girls listed in the
"For a good time call...." section of a cubicle.

7. You've worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that
isn't.

8. Every day someone comes to your door mistakingly thinking
you're having a garage sale.

9. You have a working television that sits on top of a
non-working television.

10. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high
dive.

11. Your dog was neutered by court order.

12. Your 13-year-old daughter and her husband wanted belly
button piercings and you said no and got them matching tattoos
instead.

13. You mow your lawn and find a car.

14. Your wheels and tyres are worth more than your car.

15. The word 'mullett' is used three different ways: 'Mullett
haircut', 'Mullett fish' and 'Mullett over and let me know tomorrow man, mmkay?'

16. Checked shirts are always in fashion.

17. Diagonal checks and gold pinstriping on your shirt label
the wearer as being 'successful'.

18. Environmentalism is a serious business - everyone has at
least one plant growing in their room...

19. Your 11 year old son has an airbrushed picture of a naked
woman on his BMX... by you.

20. Your 12 year old daughter wears g-strings - and has done
for years. And keeps getting them back from different guys...

21. Your Kingswood gets lost among the 50 others in the
shopping centre's carpark.

22. You envy the rich bastard next door who just bought a
flash VL Commodore...

Funny stuff.

 

[Port Adelaide 1870]

Originally posted by crowsrule


get it right !!! You know you support Port Adelaide when...

1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.

2. Bikies back down from your mum.

3. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
drunk.

4. You've been married 3 times and still have the same
in-laws.

5. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired
People."

6. You're proud that you know most of the girls listed in the
"For a good time call...." section of a cubicle.

7. You've worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that
isn't.

8. Every day someone comes to your door mistakingly thinking
you're having a garage sale.

9. You have a working television that sits on top of a
non-working television.

10. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high
dive.

11. Your dog was neutered by court order.

12. Your 13-year-old daughter and her husband wanted belly
button piercings and you said no and got them matching tattoos
instead.

13. You mow your lawn and find a car.

14. Your wheels and tyres are worth more than your car.

15. The word 'mullett' is used three different ways: 'Mullett
haircut', 'Mullett fish' and 'Mullett over and let me know tomorrow man, mmkay?'

16. Checked shirts are always in fashion.

17. Diagonal checks and gold pinstriping on your shirt label
the wearer as being 'successful'.

18. Environmentalism is a serious business - everyone has at
least one plant growing in their room...

19. Your 11 year old son has an airbrushed picture of a naked
woman on his BMX... by you.

20. Your 12 year old daughter wears g-strings - and has done
for years. And keeps getting them back from different guys...

21. Your Kingswood gets lost among the 50 others in the
shopping centre's carpark.

22. You envy the rich bastard next door who just bought a
flash VL Commodore...

You little back yard creeping voyuerin' Freak...youve bin spyin on me and my mates..better watch it coz were gonna getcha.....

Very very good , Port people to a "T" !!!!!

PA1870

 

[crowsrule]

Originally posted by Port Adelaide 1870
get it right !!! You know you support Port Adelaide when...

I only copy and pasted it as it was sent to me...

BUT.....check out gbear's profile.......her team....Port Power.

 

[PrideofSA]

They were great and have an element of truth about them!