Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

Begs the question if we will be still posting here in 30 years time.

 

[Massive Unit]

Not sure if anyone's raised this beef previously. Every bloody picture that a sportsperson puts up these days has to have #somebloodysponsor tagged underneath. It grates my gears something chronic. Can't you just smile, take a picture and bugger off?

#pissoffwithyourhashtags #hadagutful #whyamihashtagging?

 

[goalieboy82]

its hot in Australia so:

 

[see see]

Not sure if anyone's raised this beef previously. Every bloody picture that a sportsperson puts up these days has to have #somebloodysponsor tagged underneath. It grates my gears something chronic. Can't you just smile, take a picture and bugger off?

#pissoffwithyourhashtags #hadagutful #whyamihashtagging?

#moreteabagging
#lesshashtagging

 

[D23D]

Bloody cricket.
Steve Smith to Kawaja. 'We're getting on top of them. I better run myself out.'
Bloody cricket

 

[The Other Dean]

1968+1 or GTFO.

EFA

 

[Dodecahedron]

Saw a few interviews of the young lads drafted to various clubs. Apparently, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I have this sneaky feeling that every one of them is "stoked".

 

[see see]

EFA

*Best Kelvin Cunnington voice*:

"69! HAAAAHAAAA!"

 

[Gasometer]

Saw a few interviews of the young lads drafted to various clubs. Apparently, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I have this sneaky feeling that every one of them is "stoked".

They all like playing with their mates.

 

[Gasometer]

Woof knocked me off my feet bolting past me on the walk this morning. Nekminit flat on back. Little campaigner at least came back to see if I was ok.

 

[Kimbo]

Making a brief trip to Melbourne this weekend for my son's wedding. Alpha hire car calls at 6am!?! (there's a time difference arseholes) to say "Sorry, lots of people extended their bookings. We have to cancel your booking, sorry." What!?!

"You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation, and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anyone can just take them."

This used to be one of my most liked Seinfeld skits. Perhaps it still will be... in time.

 

[Gasometer]

Making a brief trip to Melbourne this weekend for my son's wedding. Alpha hire car calls at 6am!?! (there's a time difference arseholes) to say "Sorry, lots of people extended their bookings. We have to cancel your booking, sorry." What!?!

"You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation, and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anyone can just take them."

This used to be one of my most liked Seinfeld skits. Perhaps it still will be... in time.

Ring Niel Mitchell 3aw Monday.

Pin up boy for Grumpy Olds.

campaigner never stops whinging.

 

[Kimbo]

I'm just displaying 'grumpy old' behaviour. I'm not a grumpy old.









(Who am I kidding?)

 

[Grogg]

Saw a few interviews of the young lads drafted to various clubs. Apparently, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I have this sneaky feeling that every one of them is "stoked".

I haven't watched any of these, but surely everyone was looking forward to the ****ing "journey".

 

[rippersnipper]

So last night we went out for a mate's birthday, it went pretty well at the start. Had a few beers and a good chat with the boys at a pub, went to crown and had more beers and a gamble and then after that; this really weird bar. Then we left there and two of our mates ran off with a girl each (reckon they were hookers) and we lost them for a bit, found them again but kept our distance (didn't want to cockblock) and then lost them again. We stayed out in the city until 4am trying to find the bloke who's birthday it was before he sent us a text telling us that he was at home in bed. Arrrghhh.

 

[Gasometer]

So last night we went out for a mate's birthday, it went pretty well at the start. Had a few beers and a good chat with the boys at a pub, went to crown and had more beers and a gamble and then after that; this really weird bar. Then we left there and two of our mates ran off with a girl each (reckon they were hookers) and we lost them for a bit, found them again but kept our distance (didn't want to cockblock) and then lost them again. We stayed out in the city until 4am trying to find the bloke who's birthday it was before he sent us a text telling us that he was at home in bed. Arrrghhh.

That makes you grumpy?

Post a message next time b4 the event and half of us on here married with kids will take your place.

 

[rippersnipper]

That makes you grumpy?

Post a message next time b4 the event and half of us on here married with kids will take your place.

Just the "trying to look out for a mate who ran off with a random girl and then texted us to tell us that he's home whilst we were still in the city looking for him at 4am" makes me grumpy

 

[LuvtheKangas]

 

[Gasometer]

Just the "trying to look out for a mate who ran off with a random girl and then texted us to tell us that he's home whilst we were still in the city looking for him at 4am" makes me grumpy

Yep.

Like I said, post a message and you stay home...we go for you.

 

[blackshadow]

Hard Rock Cafe needs to know what hard rock is!

Blink 182 and James Bay isn't ****ing hard rock!

 

[blackshadow]

It just got worse.. James Blunt! (who is actually a good bloke and can take a joke but his music sucks)

 

[blackshadow]

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse ****ing Coldplay.

Shoot me now

 

[Roozee]

So last night we went out for a mate's birthday, it went pretty well at the start. Had a few beers and a good chat with the boys at a pub, went to crown and had more beers and a gamble and then after that; this really weird bar. Then we left there and two of our mates ran off with a girl each (reckon they were hookers) and we lost them for a bit, found them again but kept our distance (didn't want to cockblock) and then lost them again. We stayed out in the city until 4am trying to find the bloke who's birthday it was before he sent us a text telling us that he was at home in bed. Arrrghhh.

Explain "weird".

 

[rippersnipper]

Explain "weird".

A bunch of 40 year olds and "geeks" (for lack of a better term) trying to hit on each other. It was also in some sort of restaurant. Just bizarre really.

 

[Roozee]

A bunch of 40 year olds and "geeks" (for lack of a better term) trying to hit on each other. It was also in some sort of restaurant. Just bizarre really.

I seriously don't know what to make of that. Full points for defining "weird"!