Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[blackshadow]

We live in such a dreadful world.

Makes our grumpiness pretty insignificant doesn't it?

Multiple terrorist attacks in Paris, this looks pretty damn serious

I'm absolutely aghast at the subhuman behaviour of the perpetrators. No religion or god promotes the slaughter of innocent people.

Chances are that if I was in Paris I would have been at the Eagles of Death Metal concert - it sounds like what happened there was horrific.

I just hope we don't see more of this s**t in Australia.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'm absolutely aghast at the subhuman behaviour of the perpetrators. No religion or god promotes the slaughter of innocent people.

Chances are that if I was in Paris I would have been at the Eagles of Death Metal concert - it sounds like what happened there was horrific.

I just hope we don't see more of this s**t in Australia.

Our strong intelligence agencies, defence space and communications technology and links to agencies through the UKUSA network means we shut down plots mighty quick, especially after the Bali attacks.

 

[Only Forwards]

Absolute pet hate of mine!

Mobile phones aren't going to get you decent footage.

Was at a gig the other week and some tool had a tablet on a selfie stick held up against the crowd shooting video footage about 30-40 metres from stage. I cannot imagine anything worse than watching an hour plus of blurred shipping and abysmal sound.

They won't watch it for more than a minute, because they'd start and go you know what? This footage is s**t.

 

[see see]

That ridiculous pseudo scientific 'match predictor' that channel 9 are using in their coverage of the cricket. What's worse is how the commentators are talking up the predictions like they're almost certainly going to occur.

Stick to the car keys in the pitch and the weather wall if you want to dazzle us with science.

 

[see see]

Reviewing for front foot no balls after a wicket. Since when has this not been the umpies' job at the point of delivery?

 

[Gasometer]

Is there Cricket on?

Maybe we should just get the Poms to come out every summer.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Is there Cricket on?

Maybe we should just get the Poms to come out every summer.

And put up with their whinging.

 

[Gasometer]

And put up with their whinging.

...well at least it might be more interesting than these past two Tests ffs...so disinterested I didn't even turn it on today.

Its like watching Hawthorn play the Lions.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

...well at least it might be more interesting than these past two Tests ffs...so disinterested I didn't even turn it on today.

Its like watching Hawthorn play the Lions.

It's the pitches, shockingly bad.

 

[miss_kate18]

I have headphones for this purpose now because I simply cannot zone idiocy like the shite that comes out of their mouths out.

There are many aspects of public transport that s**t me.

if the train is packed and your standing and then someone seated near you gets off, sit down, don;t continue to stand in the aisle, it helps no one.

I would rather sit in an hour of traffic with my own music playing than catch the train or tram if I can help it. I used to get the train to uni every day and found myself almost homicidally annoyed by people's rude behaviour.

It is not necessary to make phone calls the entire way to your destination talking as loud as possible; to have your music so loud another carriage can hear it or to do revolting things like cut your toenails, pick your nose or eat smelly food. Public transport makes me hate the public.

 

[Lorne Malvo]

Do Owles fight?

If so I reckon that would be pretty cool. Not in a horrible utensil fighting/betting way.
Cool like watching two predators having a bit of a crack.

I wonder what species of owl would be the winner in some sort of last owel standing battle?

Probably that fake porcelain. I reckon that could take a bit of a beating.

 

[KiwiRoo]

25 year olds on BMX bikes.
They probably still play with lego at home and Mummy brings them hot chocolate at night too

 

[KiwiRoo]

café staff who think they're too cool.
Just turn your ratsh&t music down and bring me my coffee. I know I'm old and no longer cool, but just humour me.

 

[Heaps of fun]

ALDI is an issue with no low items lines. It relies on kindness if you have 5 items v full trolley. Are there any Aldi with Express anywhere?

I think you might be missing the point of ALDI, gaso.

 

[Benno_900]

******* magpies.

I can understand if I pass through directly under your tree ... but why would you spot me from across the ******* park 300 metres away and consider me a threat?

******* prick.

 

[Bigeasy]

Twinkletoes nailed the trucks/ idiots driving below the speed limit in the right lane. Yesterday I had this idiot determined to get in front of me in the right lane so she cuts me off as I was approaching causing me to brake pretty hard and then proceeded to drive at 10 ks below the limit. You ******* selfish campaigner. Got caught for about 3 ks behind the clown.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Cyclists on the main road taking up half a lane, you're not a vehicle, you're a pain.

 

[rippersnipper]

I'm really starting to dislike everyone at the moment. So much tripe on Facebook about Paris, not the actual attacks, but just all those flags and people sharing stories about people having a go at Obama and how its supposedly his fault. I've had enough of this s**t.

 

[Shermanator]

American s**t-Coms.

*Yes I'm looking at you The Big Bong Theory!*

 

[see see]

café staff who think they're too cool.
Just turn your ratsh&t music down and bring me my coffee. I know I'm old and no longer cool, but just humour me.

Yeah, it's not like your patronage at their café is helping to pay their wage or anything.

 

[blackshadow]

Yeah, it's not like your patronage at their café is helping to pay their wage or anything.

We need a cafe that serves great coffee and plays Motorhead

 

[shniko11]

Melbourne Weather..

Aircon one day Heater the next!

 

[KiwiRoo]

Yeah, it's not like your patronage at their café is helping to pay their wage or anything.

reckon..
They're in the service industry , so more service and less attitude !

 

[KiwiRoo]

We need a cafe that serves great coffee and plays Motorhead

Great call !... Caffeine and Motorhead would go together like Beer & chips

 

[KiwiRoo]

Melbourne Weather..

Aircon one day Heater the next!

come to NZ.. Aircon one day.....Heater the rest of the year