Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Roobound]

Cats............if you have a cat as a pet lock the f***er up in your house at night. Meowing & pissing all over my backyard.

Nothing makes me smile more than a missing cat poster....I love my cat that much that l neglected it now l want it back.

 

[Roobound]

Here is a tip........you know that KEEP CLEAR sign on the road it was put there for a reason it is not a suggestive sign.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Cats............if you have a cat as a pet lock the f***er up in your house at night. Meowing & pissing all over my backyard.

Nothing makes me smile more than a missing cat poster....I love my cat that much that l neglected it now l want it back.

I have a cat and I LUB.

 

[blackshadow]

Cats............if you have a cat as a pet lock the f***er up in your house at night. Meowing & pissing all over my backyard.

Nothing makes me smile more than a missing cat poster....I love my cat that much that l neglected it now l want it back.

Nothing make me smile more about missing cat posters than this...
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Nothing make me smile more about missing cat posters than this...
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

A very stupid woman, but looking at her photo, I'd give her a serve.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Another thing to add to the list for Grumpy Caff

Great Coffee
Motorhead
No stinky lycra wearing cyclists[/QUOTE]

just one more...
No kids under 20... they already have places they can hang out like Kindergarten or Skate parks. let me have my coffee in peace without crying kids or people saying "like" to start every sentence

thank you

 

[blackshadow]

Another thing to add to the list for Grumpy Caff

Great Coffee
Motorhead
No stinky lycra wearing cyclists

just one more...
No kids under 20... they already have places they can hang out like Kindergarten or Skate parks. let me have my coffee in peace without crying kids or people saying "like" to start every sentence

thank you

There's one exception - attractive waitresses between 19 and 20 are permitted.

 

[Only Forwards]

or people saying "like" to start every sentence

You know what is worse than this?

The 40+ year old using terms like totes.

Conversing in a similar style to a younger person will not give you street cred or make me think you are hip or younger or anything like that. It will simply make me think that you are not comfortable with who you are and are trying to be something that you are not.

I view younger people as idiots for speaking like that to begin with, therefore mimicking an idiot makes these idiots more idiotic.

 

[blackshadow]

You know what is worse than this?

The 40+ year old using terms like totes.

Conversing in a similar style to a younger person will not give you street cred or make me think you are hip or younger or anything like that. It will simply make me think that you are not comfortable with who you are and are trying to be something that you are not.

I view younger people as idiots for speaking like that to begin with, therefore mimicking an idiot makes these idiots more idiotic.

like I totes agree with you!

 

[KiwiRoo]

There's one exception - attractive waitresses between 19 and 20 are permitted.

well that goes without saying, though it may mean IUB will be lurking

 

[KiwiRoo]

You know what is worse than this?

The 40+ year old using terms like totes.

Conversing in a similar style to a younger person will not give you street cred or make me think you are hip or younger or anything like that. It will simply make me think that you are not comfortable with who you are and are trying to be something that you are not.

I view younger people as idiots for speaking like that to begin with, therefore mimicking an idiot makes these idiots more idiotic.

respect

 

[blackshadow]

well that goes without saying, though it may mean IUB will be lurking

IUB is welcome - it will definitely be licensed! Must be able to get a decent bloody mary at a cafe!

 

[Twinkletoes]

2 posers confirmed.

1 potential. ..awaiting Twinkletoes confirmation

Non poser cyclist here. I ride every night post midnight, on main roads with very few cars around, wearing the same garb I run in (other than the bike shoes, with the addition of gloves and a high vis jacket, and more flashing lights than a nightclub attached to the bike). I opt for the padded baggy shorts over the 2XU pants rather than the lycra strides with your meat and two veg on display. Riding at that time drivers presume you're heading home from your shift work job.

Driving a Mustang at other times I'd hardly bracket myself as a quintessential cyclist type. Which does remind me though, cyclists also own and drive cars. Since having to take the bike out (due to the achilles issues) I've certainly found myself to be far more sympathetic and considerate to those who are on bikes when I'm driving. I used to stay in the left lane and whip around them leaving only a couple of metre's gap but now I change lanes, ever wary of the fact that the far left of the road is also usually the most likely part to have pot holes and remnants of road crew patch ups which cyclists have to dodge.

Annnnnnnnnnnd I've never ever stopped at a cafe when riding.

 

[toepoker]

Beware that you don't become a MAMIL!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...me-married-MAMIL-s-Middle-Aged-Man-Lycra.html

Not going to lie, elements of that article made me feel uncomfortable

 

[blackshadow]

Not going to lie, elements of that article made me feel uncomfortable

Lycra will do that to a man...

 

[Mav]

2 posers confirmed.

1 potential. ..awaiting Twinkletoes confirmation

I actually wear plain lycra, no logos or team colours.
Am I still a poser?
The thing is, I couldn't care less what other people wear and I dont understand why others care.

Here's a question, is wearing old band merch to a gig being a poser?

 

[blackshadow]

I actually wear plain lycra, no logos or team colours.
Am I still a poser?
The thing is, I couldn't care less what other people wear and I dont understand why others care.

Here's a question, is wearing old band merch to a gig being a poser?

Answer to the first part... you're sounding like a hipster poser! Hopefully not a poseur!

Second part there are certain factors to consider...

Firstly all are they a band with cred?

Is it a cool old shirt that's been lived and loved in?

If the answer is yes to both I'd say that's not being a poser!

 

[Gasometer]

Insurance companies.

Any of them.

Happy to take your $$$ then....

campaigners

 

[Gasometer]

Non poser cyclist here. I ride every night post midnight, on main roads with very few cars around, wearing the same garb I run in (other than the bike shoes, with the addition of gloves and a high vis jacket, and more flashing lights than a nightclub attached to the bike). I opt for the padded baggy shorts over the 2XU pants rather than the lycra strides with your meat and two veg on display. Riding at that time drivers presume you're heading home from your shift work job.

Driving a Mustang at other times I'd hardly bracket myself as a quintessential cyclist type. Which does remind me though, cyclists also own and drive cars. Since having to take the bike out (due to the achilles issues) I've certainly found myself to be far more sympathetic and considerate to those who are on bikes when I'm driving. I used to stay in the left lane and whip around them leaving only a couple of metre's gap but now I change lanes, ever wary of the fact that the far left of the road is also usually the most likely part to have pot holes and remnants of road crew patch ups which cyclists have to dodge.

Annnnnnnnnnnd I've never ever stopped at a cafe when riding.

35% poser.

No cafes here....80% poser

 

[Shermanator]

Work shits me..


And having 1 chance in 10 million to win lotto shits me even more..

 

[blackshadow]

Here's a question, is wearing old band merch to a gig being a poser?

What's worse is wearing band shirts as fashion items - Ramones and Motorhead shirts especially.

A couple of years ago I was on a tram and a kid in his late teens was in a brand new classic Ramones tee - I asked him what has favourite Ramones songs were and he said he didn't know who they were he just liked the shirt.

 

[Shermanator]

What's worse is wearing band shirts as fashion items - Ramones and Motorhead shirts especially.

A couple of years ago I was on a tram and a kid in his late teens was in a brand new classic Ramones tee - I asked him what has favourite Ramones songs were and he said he didn't know who they were held just liked the shirt.

What's even worse(r) you can buy them at Target..

http://www.target.com.au/p/men-s-ramones-short-sleeve-t-shirt/57245171

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

So what if a young person does get into, say - The Ramones and does know pretty much all their stuff, would they be allowed to wear a Ramones t-shirt? And would they have to have got it at a gig or could they buy one at Target?

 

[blackshadow]

So what if a young person does get into, say - The Ramones and does know pretty much all their stuff, would they be allowed to wear a Ramones t-shirt? And would they have to have got it at a gig or could they buy one at Target?

If they're into the music it's excellent.. given that the main personnel of The Ramones have been dead from several years it's a bit hard to expect them to buy a shirt at a gig.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

If they're into the music it's excellent.. given that the main personnel of The Ramones have been dead from several years it's a bit hard to expect them to buy a shirt at a gig.

That was my point. Was also alluding to young SB who loves The Ramones and who sometimes wears a similar t-shirt. Pretty sure it didn't come from Target though.