Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[rippersnipper]

I seriously don't know what to make of that. Full points for defining "weird"!

Think of a club that had been reserved by a catholic youth group and you're probably halfway there

 

[Roozee]

Think of a club that had been reserved by a catholic youth group and you're probably halfway there

Please don't tell me that the 40 year olds were Priests???!!!!!

 

[rippersnipper]

Please don't tell me that the 40 year olds were Priests???!!!!!

Actually one was wearing light-up devil horns so i highly doubt it. I'm just trying to describe the mood

 

[Roozee]

Actually one was wearing light-up devil horns so i highly doubt it. I'm just trying to describe the mood

The name of this place would be good, if you can remember, as a "must avoid" when I travel to Melbourne anytime. Seemingly, as you have done, it appears that it is possible to accidentally stumble drunkenly into this *****d up joint!!!!!

 

[rippersnipper]

The name of this place would be good, if you can remember, as a "must avoid" when I travel to Melbourne anytime. Seemingly, as you have done, it appears that it is possible to accidentally stumble drunkenly into this *****d up joint!!!!!

El coco on king st.

 

[Gasometer]

A bunch of 40 year olds and "geeks" (for lack of a better term) trying to hit on each other. It was also in some sort of restaurant. Just bizarre really.

Sounds like Smorgys.

Tell us more.

 

[Gasometer]

Gaso Googles El Coco.

OMG....the horror that can't be unseen.

















A restaurant.

 

[Le Grille]

Shit I'm 36 and since the kids have come (I love them though) I now understand when my dad used to say he is always tired.


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[rippersnipper]

Sounds like Smorgys.

Tell us more.

It appeared as though people were on dates having looked at the tables to the side of the room but there is no way you could have a conversation with anyone given the loudness of the music. People had also abandoned backpacks on sofas in the middle of the room. Also, like many clubs/bars after midnight, the ratio of males to females was ≈40:3 with a section cordoned off for a 50 year old man and his youthful (20-25yrs) looking friends. It was just incredible really, not in a good way though

 

[Le Grille]

Watching the cricket I have seen the ads for married at first sight, I know it's not new but I have a real problem with it. ****ing television preying on ****wits who are desperate to get on telly. ****ed up as all hell


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[The Other Dean]

*Best Kelvin Cunnington voice*:

"69! HAAAAHAAAA!"

I hear ya, Kel. No-one was more surprised than me to find out I was conceived in the year of '69. I didn't think that was possible.

 

[The Other Dean]

Hard Rock Cafe needs to know what hard rock is!

Pretty sure the "Hard" part is ironic.

Like the "Best" in "Best & Less", or the "US President" in front of Trump's name.

But I've known they're crap for years. I blame you for expecting differently. I think we can safely assume that whatever rock you've obviously been hiding under for the last 20-odd years wasn't a hard one.

(Jk, bs. Hope this talk of Hard Rock doesn't mean you're at the airport about to bring your dream Bali honeymoon to a close. That would certainly account for some general grumpiness.)

 

[Hojuman]

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-27/alf-stackhouse-the-king-of-badger-island/8058508



How about this bloke.

 

[Gasometer]

Shit I'm 36 and since the kids have come (I love them though) I now understand when my dad used to say he is always tired.


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Try 48 yold after a 13th daughters b day yesterday....old.

 

[Hojuman]

Try 48 yold after a 13th daughters b day yesterday....old.

Ahhhh......teenage daughter " tweenie " years Gaso. Your music tastes and footy team been passed down ? Or are you a " dag " ?

 

[Comebackmick]

Is that the same as whiskey dick? A mate wants to know...

Yes Mate.

 

[blackshadow]

Pretty sure the "Hard" part is ironic.

Like the "Best" in "Best & Less", or the "US President" in front of Trump's name.

But I've known they're crap for years. I blame you for expecting differently. I think we can safely assume that whatever rock you've obviously been hiding under for the last 20-odd years wasn't a hard one.

(Jk, bs. Hope this talk of Hard Rock doesn't mean you're at the airport about to bring your dream Bali honeymoon to a close. That would certainly account for some general grumpiness.)

Unfortunately the dream honeymoon has come to an end and we were having burgers at the airport... back to reality now and sure to see a real rise in grumpiness.

I'm not sure how I'll cope without an infinity pool...

 

[Gasometer]

Ahhhh......teenage daughter " tweenie " years Gaso. Your music tastes and footy team been passed down ? Or are you a " dag " ?

Won't listen.

Knows everything.

Meh about footy and music tastes

The Horror Years.

 

[Hojuman]

Won't listen.

Knows everything.

Meh about footy and music tastes

The Horror Years.

Good luck with that

 

[Gasometer]

Unfortunately the dream honeymoon has come to an end and we were having burgers at the airport... back to reality now and sure to see a real rise in grumpiness.

I'm not sure how I'll cope without an infinity pool...

I went to Radelaide once and the price of airport food made me think I was eating Michellin food.

Tasted a bit like rubber too.

 

[blackshadow]

I went to Radelaide once and the price of airport food made me think I was eating Etihad food.

Tasted a bit like rubber too.

Fixed

 

[Gasometer]

Now...how can Australia snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Gasometer]

So good so far...Cmon Aussie

 

[Gasometer]

Nekminit Damon Hill grey and old.

 

[The Other Dean]

Unfortunately the dream honeymoon has come to an end and we were having burgers at the airport... back to reality now and sure to see a real rise in grumpiness.

I'm not sure how I'll cope without an infinity pool...

Ha. Can relate.

That's why I fly Jetstar to Bali. You stand a much better chance of your flight home being cancelled.

But yeah, can understand the grumpiness. Where's a bit of that volcanic ash stuff when you need it?