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once the tim lunch news dies down there will be a new controversy as is tradition, probably by next monday. what do you think it will be ?

another fake news racism scandal ? (aligned with the dreamtime game for extra oppo rage), b*tch robinson accuses tigs fans of griefing him in Call of Doody: Modern Warfare? cotch v dylan shiela part 2? jack riewoldt gets a free kick inside 50 on the weekend?
 

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once the tim lunch news dies down there will be a new controversy as is tradition, probably by next monday. what do you think it will be ?

another fake news racism scandal ? (aligned with the dreamtime game for extra oppo rage), b*tch robinson accuses tigs fans of griefing him in Call of Doody: Modern Warfare? cotch v dylan shiela part 2? jack riewoldt gets a free kick inside 50 on the weekend?
Not sure but guarantee it’ll be Lynch related...again.
 

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After a celebratory night out following Richmonds Dreamtime win, Tom Lunch explains:

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tim lunch has been accused of sexually assaulting a firework in a huge AFL bombshell, right on the eve of finals, bringing the troubled tall forwards season into question

more from @hughrimjob and @bitchrobinson on afl360 at 1020am
 

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Lynch kicks his 10th in dreamtime (5 from free kicks) with a kick after the siren from 60 out, on the boundary, after we get a free kick coz Tupungwuti retaliates against Lynch after Lynch shoves him into the fence.

Called a goal by the goal ump but the live vision and everyone else at the ground sees clearly that it hit the top of the post but they can't review it because the AFL forgot to bring the ARC coz something something COVID. Umpires call.

Tigers by 2 points.

Lynch wins the boomerang and in a moment of deluded exultation throws the boomerang expecting it to return but it just flies off into the night never to be seen again.

It would be like heaven - but better, coz it would be made of salt.
 
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Rioli skies a ball into the forward 50 and Lynch engages in a particularly robust battle of masculinity with Hurley. Hurley appears to out body Lynch but at the last possible second Tom produces an AK-47 and brutally guns down every single Essendon player and supporter in attendance. He receives a dubious free kick and nails the winning goal. The media has a ******* field day.
 

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once the tim lunch news dies down there will be a new controversy as is tradition, probably by next monday. what do you think it will be ?

another fake news racism scandal ? (aligned with the dreamtime game for extra oppo rage), b*tch robinson accuses tigs fans of griefing him in Call of Doody: Modern Warfare? cotch v dylan shiela part 2? jack riewoldt gets a free kick inside 50 on the weekend?
Richmond supporters get labelled racist for booing Brandon ELlis two days ago. Once the media gets word of this horrific scandal this club is doomed
 

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If the AFL gives permission to Geelong and Richmond to fly up Gaz and Shedda together early, there’s your next controversy! Shane Edwards, Richmond player, gets special permission to fly up early and quarantine earlier than other players in the league, they’ll conveniently forget that Gaz is also flying up early, if they get permission. Which we all know they probably won’t.
 

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