Mega Thread Hawf & Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 1700000 page s**tfight (part 5)

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Mega Thread - Hawfs and Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 200000 page sh*tfight (Part 6)

Aaaaand we’ve hit another 10,000 posts so time to roll it over and go again Continued from part 5 https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawf-handbaggers-monumentally-embarrassing-1700000-page-s-tfight-part-5.1207938/unread Previous Threads Part 4...

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[A Cut Above]

Nah, Collingwood somehow pulled it off. Not sure what they gave everyone to get all those early picks.

We gave them two picks in the 40s in the most speculative draft in history for their 2nd rounder next year - and I'm expecting them to plummet down the ladder like a rock due to an inevitable player backlash over Treloar's treatment.

The Master does it again!

 

[STPer18]

Hawfies probably already all over it, but just in case...

 

[STPer18]

 

[STPer18]

 

[crazywildhorse]

Is that a photo of a green jelly bean on the left?

 

[Xtreme]

Is that a photo of a green jelly bean on the left?

It's a picture of the worst cowdung ground in AFL history

 

[FurTheWin]

Is that a photo of a green jelly bean on the left?

Phase 5 coming soon, friend
A stadium fit for its wonderful players and fans
How's Dingley coming along?

 

[Xtreme]

Phase 5 coming soon, friend

You're finally installing toilets so people don't take a dump on the ground ?

 

[TazHawk15]

Getting hard to spot Geelong posters on the Bay lately despite them swarming like maggots before October.

Downhill skiing supporterbase of pencildicks.

Yep they have thinned out as quickly as the dozen or so COLA Flogs who infested the bay in the weeks leading up to the 2014 GF.

Fear not as soon as they notch up a couple of Home wins they will come flooding back so we can all giggle at them because we know the same half a dozen Handbagger players will s**t the bed again.

It’s like clockwork except the silly pricks are too stupid to realise their Hawthorn supporting coach, is trolling from within.

 

[frggr]

Yep they have thinned out as quickly as the dozen or so COLA Flogs who infested the bay in the weeks leading up to the 2014 GF.

Fear not as soon as they notch up a couple of Home wins they will come flooding back so we can all giggle at them because we know the same half a dozen Handbagger players will sh*t the bed again.

It’s like clockwork except the silly pricks are too stupid to realise their Hawthorn supporting coach, is trolling from within.

Nice melt

 

[FurTheWin]

Yep they have thinned out as quickly as the dozen or so COLA Flogs who infested the bay in the weeks leading up to the 2014 GF.

Fear not as soon as they notch up a couple of Home wins they will come flooding back so we can all giggle at them because we know the same half a dozen Handbagger players will sh*t the bed again.

It’s like clockwork except the silly pricks are too stupid to realise their Hawthorn supporting coach, is trolling from within.

 

[ChappyUK]

Is that a photo of a green jelly bean on the left?

*Graphic

 

[FurTheWin]

*Graphic

...is what they'll be labelling Hawthorn games next year. Brutal thrashings week in week out.

 

[A Cut Above]

Wanna read a good joke?

B: ........, DeKoning, Henry
HB: N.Stevens, Kreuger, O'Connor
C: Clark, Constable, Holmes
HF: Taheny, Ratagolea, Narkle
F: Miers, Neale, Evans

Foll: Tsapatolis, C.Stephens, Parfitt

Int: Simpson, Jarvis, Close, ........

That's Geelong's 26 & under squad - not even enough players to fill a full team! An absolute s**t sandwich with a side order of faeces.

Can't wait to watch you chumps be anchored to the bottom for years, Fraudphen Wells & Colin Carter have run your club into the ground.

 

[STPer18]

Can't wait to watch you chumps be anchored to the bottom for years,

Literally bottom 4thawn with a failed Dingley venture. It can't get any worse than that.

Merry Christmas.

 

[A Cut Above]

Literally bottom 4thawn with a failed Dingley venture. It can't get any worse than that.

Oh yes it can!

 

[STPer18]

Oh yes it can!

Don't tell me your mob is planning on dropping even further?

Rats, all the best.

 

[ChappyUK]

Wanna read a good joke?





That's Geelong's 26 & under squad - not even enough players to fill a full team! An absolute sh*t sandwich with a side order of faeces.

Can't wait to watch you chumps be anchored to the bottom for years, Fraudphen Wells & Colin Carter have run your club into the ground.

Can you post the Hawks team we can compare.

Reckon that team would beat Hawks current Best 22.

You can hope all you want. We are witnessing the Hawks shitshow.

 

[frggr]

Can you post the Hawks team we can compare.

Reckon that team would beat Hawks current Best 22.

You can hope all you want. We are witnessing the Hawks shitshow.

This might help. Plenty of Rookies in here and at least half will be delisted in the next two years. Over half with less than 10 games despite being miles off the pace since their last flag



6 Sicily, James
4 Impey, Jarman
17 Howe, Daniel
21 Phillips, Tom
15 Hardwick, Blake
46 Cousins, James
11 Nash, Conor
41 Hanrahan, Oliver
14 Scrimshaw, Jack
2 Lewis, Mitchell
43 Reeves, Ned
1 Morrison, Harry
5 Worpel, James
29 Jiath, Changkuoth
36 Moore, Dylan
44 Greaves, Damon
34 Koschitzke, Jacob
32 Maginness, Finn
30 Day, Will
42 Pepper, Harry
39 Jeka, Emerson
35 Morris, Josh
________________
As well as the fruits of a bottom 4 finish
0 Grainger-Barras, Denver
0 Downie, Connor
0 Mitchell, Seamus

 

[A Cut Above]

Don't tell me your mob is planning on dropping even further?

Rats, all the best.

Uh oh it looks like I haven't told a single Geelong supporter to * off all year.


* off jazny!

 

[Catsnlakers]

I am a boring Flog. I have to now accept our rivalry with the Cats is dead, as we’re clearly not worthy of being called a rival.

 

[crazywildhorse]

6 Sicily, James (gun)
4 Impey, Jarman (gun)
17 Howe, Daniel (potato)
21 Phillips, Tom (gun)
15 Hardwick, Blake (solid)
46 Cousins, James (solid)
11 Nash, Conor (probably a potato)
41 Hanrahan, Oliver (ok)
14 Scrimshaw, Jack (gun)
2 Lewis, Mitchell (?)
43 Reeves, Ned (untried)
1 Morrison, Harry (almost potato)
5 Worpel, James (gun)
29 Jiath, Changkuoth (I think a potato)
36 Moore, Dylan (ok)
44 Greaves, Damon (ok)
34 Koschitzke, Jacob (untried)
32 Maginness, Finn (untried)
30 Day, Will (gun)
42 Pepper, Harry (untried)
39 Jeka, Emerson (untried)
35 Morris, Josh (untried)
________________

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Did someone say Tom Phillips

21

Tom Phillips

Age

27

Ht

187cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.4

5star

K

13.4

5star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.5

4star

CL

1.6

4star

D

15.1

4star

K

8.5

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

0.5

3star

D

16.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

7.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.8

3star

is a gun. Lol

 

[frggr]

How are Dingley going to move out of the bottom 4 if they stand down The Saluting General?

 

[frggr]

IT'S NOT SULLY BOYS!!!

IT'S SCULLY!!!!!!