Hawkins will be the biggest embarrassment in the league this season.

[Coach_Required]

Will be interesting to watch Hawkin's fat bottom demise in 2024.
Discussion here.

Well after your prediction about the cats missing the 8 last year, I won't be disagreeing with you here.

Might be another flogstradamus tag mods.

 

[Coach_Required]

I hold grave fears for Hawkins when he retires. Hopefully he doesn't fall into the same post retirement trap that happened to Darren.



I pray that Hawkins can hold on for 1 more season at least.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Bitter Richmond flogs simply cannot deal with the fact Tom Hawkins

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Tom Hawkins

Age

35

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

had a much better career and far more respected amongst neutral fans like myself that Simple Jack (Pee-Volt)

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The Crying Cryger nickname suits you !

Imagine being melty over getting negative divvy reacts to your posts ? .

Time to put your big boy pants on and GET OVER IT !

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Bitter Richmond flogs simply cannot deal with the fact Tom Hawkins had a much better career and far more respected amongst neutral fans like myself that Simple Jack (Pee-Volt)

You barrack for Carlton, not Geelong. Why do you need reminding of this?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

You barrack for Carlton, not Geelong. Why do you need reminding of this?

To rile up Richmond supporting nuffies like yourself mostly

#kardashimond

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fat/Body Shaming people is a juvenile/low hanging fruit form of bullying and discrimination.

Nek minnit...

heroin injecting and meth inhaling Richmond members

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We need an equivalent Bay13 term for threads that are so bad and low-effort that they should be shipped directly to the Divvy.

Did you miss this thread? Flogstradamus - Will Geelong slide out of the 8 due to a premiership hangover?

Will kick past the 800 goal mark in 2024

Wow 20 goals, really going out on a limb there

the magical number

lel since when is 800 the magic number?

Richo > Hawkins

Porkins (and Sookwoldt and Quinlan) should not even be mentioned in a discussion of the games great goalkickers... 2.8 gpg average or GTFO

 

[Cyclops]

Richo > Hawkins

Savage as ****.

 

[STPer18]

Richo

Will blow past him too, cheers for the heads up!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Will blow past him too

No he won't

Richo 2.8gpg

Tubby 2.3

 

[STPer18]

No he won't

Richo 2.8gpg

Tubby 2.3

19 goals to equal, 20 to surpass. Will be tracking this with great interest.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh we'll all be tracking it with great interest...

Tubby could easily drop from 2.3 gpg to 2.2 this season, putting him even farther behind Richo

 

[FurTheWin]

Yeah but no one in the AFL boys club is going to tell the umpires just how embarrassing they are.

And we have our first "uMPiRes! aFL COnsPiRaCY!" melt.
Nice one, Codes, that's some vintage Crygery

 

[FurTheWin]

Wow 20 goals, really going out on a limb there



lel since when is 800 the magic number?

Richo > Hawkins

Porkins (and Sookwoldt and Quinlan) should not even be mentioned in a discussion of the games great goalkickers... 2.8 gpg average or GTFO

No he won't

Richo 2.8gpg

Tubby 2.3

Oh we'll all be tracking it with great interest...

Tubby could easily drop from 2.3 gpg to 2.2 this season, putting him even farther behind Richo

So much fear and hate for the mighty Tomahawk, so little thought for the support and goal assist work that makes him one of the great modern forwards, and vastly superior to Old Richo

#12YearsaSav

 

[Cyclops]

... so little thought for the support..

The support.

Joles aside Hawkins is superb in the wet, and does so much for his team mates. He provides shade and in return they keep his tough hide free of ticks and other parasites.

Honestly there's no comparison between him and Richo, Hawkins is a star. I was just impressed by the severity of the burn.

 

[Tiger2709]

Bitter Richmond flogs simply cannot deal with the fact Tom Hawkins had a much better career and far more respected amongst neutral fans like myself that Simple Jack (Pee-Volt)

At least try and come up with something with a semblance of reality, we know the Cats are close to your heart EJ and no doubt every Blue supporter needed a second team to get them through the last few decades in the wilderness, its just who would choose Geeelol without being forced by a parent or sibling, which in Geelong is often the same person?

 

[Tiger2709]

Will kick past the 800 goal mark in 2024, and you can guarantee I will bring it up ad nauseum after Riewoldt was forced to retire in disgrace just short of the magical number.

Like seriously, I'm giving you guys fair warning now that it's going to get real hot and messy when it happens, so take this as an early apology.

I've heard of big eaters having hollow knees but hollow elbows?

What is wrong with that photo, has the big lad got a blood clot in his left arm or did he suffer from polio in his right in his youth?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

So much fear and hate for the mighty Tomahawk, so little thought for the support and goal assist work

Tubby has a career average of 0.75 GA per game

Richo is on 0.73

So when you add together GPG + GA, Richo 3.53 > Porkins 3.05

 

[FurTheWin]

Tubby has a career average of 0.75 GA per game

Richo is on 0.73

So when you add together GPG + GA, Richo 3.53 > Porkins 3.05

Then again, goals were a lot easier to come by in Richo's time
You'd think he might have managed 1 Coleman, but no
But by all means continue to simp for Richmond

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Then again, goals were a lot easier to come by in Richo's time
You'd think he might have managed 1 Coleman, but no
But by all means continue to simp for Richmond

He wasn't even a full forward. Hawkins barely gets his fat arse out of the goal square.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Flogstradamus this already, he’s onto it, again.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

At least try and come up with something with a semblance of reality, we know the Cats are close to your heart EJ and no doubt every Blue supporter needed a second team to get them through the last few decades in the wilderness, its just who would choose Geeelol without being forced by a parent or sibling, which in Geelong is often the same person?

Elmer_Judd is that rarity who supports three teams. Admittedly his first teams - the Bluuuzzzzz and nmfc - will experience no success this Century, unless nmfc jags a premiership in the EDFL

 

[AvantGardener]

Will be interesting to watch Hawkin's fat bottom demise in 2024.
Discussion here.

Well I guess the title is up for grabs now Jack Riewoldt has retired

 

[Coach_Required]

So much fear and hate for the mighty Tomahawk, so little thought for the support and goal assist work that makes him one of the great modern forwards, and vastly superior to Old Richo

#12YearsaSav

Only thing old tubby supports is 24/7 all you can eat burger joints.