Mega Thread Hawfs and Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 200000 page sh*tfight (Part 6)

[Matilda05]

scats fans do your worst, after having to watch what the saints dished up tonight against the dogs , there is nothing you can say that is worse than that. Even when you try to add your pretend cups to VFL/AFL cup total

 

[STPer18]

Max Holmes’ fresh four-year deal takes him to free agency. Things moved quick in the end, it was only finalised overnight & this morning. Collingwood, Dogs, Hawks among the clubs who were keen on him.

17thorn thinking they can poach from The Destination Club? Incredible hubris.

 

[Xtreme]

17thorn thinking they can poach from The Destination Club? Incredible hubris.

Max Holmes is overrated

I'd rather stay 17th than recruit that plonker

 

[STPer18]

Max Holmes is overrated

I'd rather stay 17th than recruit that plonker

Wish granted!

 

[FootyLad0]

Max Holmes is overrated

I'd rather stay 17th than recruit that plonker

My Dons friend said the same thing after he spent the better part of 6 months saying Dons were gonna get him.

Sounds like cope from fans of teams that wanted him but he knocked back, even when they made him offers over $1M per year.

You don't get paid in that range if you're "overrated"

 

[63 others]

Max Holmes (aka Johnny) is gonna make everyone who tried poaching him and fail look stupid by tearing them new holes, much like the original did to so many young slappers back in the day.

Oh, you gunn be mad.

 

[Xtreme]

Wish granted!

Huzza!!!

 

[Stokey]

Max Holmes is overrated

I'd rather stay 17th than recruit that plonker

I'd be happy with that as well Ralphy.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Max Holmes is overrated

I'd rather stay 17th than recruit that plonker

17th might be wishful thinking

 

[Xtreme]

17th might be wishful thinking

You're right we'll be premiers before Geelong or Essendon win another flag

 

[STPer18]

You're right we'll be premiers before Geelong or Essendon win another flag

You were saying that prior to 2022 too if I recall. Meanwhile that same rebuild is still chugging along.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

You're right we'll be premiers before Geelong or Essendon win another flag

Maybe, as long as you sack that putrid incompetent coach and get the EPA to move into the Dingey Dump.

 

[Xtreme]

Maybe, as long as you sack that putrid incompetent coach and get the EPA to move into the Dingey Dump.

Sam Mitchell is a fantastic coach, he makes Chris Scott look like The Hoff on a bender

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Sam Mitchell is a fantastic coach

 

[Drunkcat]

Sam Mitchell is a fantastic coach, he makes Chris Scott look like The Hoff on a bender

I don't know if your 13 or 40 you say some things that are right out there, lol

 

[Xtreme]

I don't know if your 13 or 40 you say some things that are right out there, lol

I capture all the demographics with my posts!

 

[STPer18]

RELIABLE CAT TO TURN BACK ON RIVAL INTEREST

Off-contract Geelong defender Jack Henry

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Jack Henry

Age

25

Ht

192cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

142.6

2star

D

8.6

2star

K

6.7

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

142.6

3star

D

9.6

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.6

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

4star

is nearing a fresh deal with the Cats, per The Age journalist Jake Niall.

Niall reports Henry’s new contract is ‘certain’ to be a minimum of four years in length.

The 25-year-old Geelong Falcons product was set to enter unrestricted free agency at the end of this year — having served eight years at Kardinia Park — but the expectation is he will turn down the opportunity to test the market.

Niall added North Melbourne, Hawthorn and St Kilda were among the clubs to have registered varying levels of interest in the Cats stopper.

After entering the professional ranks as a rookie draft pick in 2016, Henry has played 124 AFL games under Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

47

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

including the 2022 grand final triumph over Sydney.

Are you guys fair dinkum? Why would talented footballers want to leave The Destination Club to play for Disappointing Dingley? Holmes and now Henry, just stop trying - this desperation is unbecoming.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Are you guys fair dinkum? Why would talented footballers want to leave The Destination Club to play for Disappointing Dingley? Holmes and now Henry, just stop trying - this desperation is unbecoming.

Isaac Smith is about the only option left for the homeless Hawfs.

 

[STPer18]

Isaac Smith is about the only option left for the homeless Hawfs.

They sure could use some of that successful Geelong cultcha right about now.

 

[catscratchfever]

Max Holmes is overrated

I'd rather stay 17th than recruit that plonker

Your wish is granted

 

[crazywildhorse]

Sam Mitchell is a fantastic coach, he makes Chris Scott look like The Hoff on a bender

The Hoff on a bender was pretty bloody awesome.