How did you come about with your username.

[I Dont Care]

When I was sacked because of that f****r, I had to rely on income from from many inventions. The most successful of these was my lecture tour extolling various knots for tying shoelaces.

You was sacked because of fumbler ?

 

[RelaxMax]

When I was sacked because of that f****r, I had to rely on income from from many inventions. The most successful of these was my lecture tour extolling various knots for tying shoelaces.

I liked the sliced bread cutter thingy

If only it had sliced the bread down instead

Just couldn't find a toaster long enough

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I liked the sliced bread cutter thingy

If only it had sliced the bread down instead

Just couldn't find a toaster long enough

I was a dishonorable member of the Luddites. Toast was the litmus test. I failed and was expelled.

 

[I Dont Care]

I was a dishonorable member of the Luddites. Toast was the litmus test. I failed and was expelled.

I have no idea what that means, but have a like anyway

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I have no idea what that means, but have a like anyway

I normally write with a quill and camel milk ink. Some things get lost in translation. Dingster is my authorised interpretor. No wonder folk struggle.

 

[RelaxMax]

Means he's as old as * and he doesn't like modern technology

 

[RelaxMax]

I have no idea what that means, but have a like anyway

...and have a good weekend

 

[fumbler]

You was sacked because of fumbler ?

Is he cloud?
That guy needed a good sack whack

 

[Dingster]

I normally write with a quill and camel milk ink. Some things get lost in translation. Dingster is my authorised interpretor. No wonder folk struggle.

I'm fluent in B52

 

[AceAndy]

Means he's as old as fu** and he doesn't like modern technology

Oi i resemble that remark

 

[RelaxMax]

Oi i resemble that remark

as do I

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I have more lines than a Melways road map.

 

[RelaxMax]

I still use a melways

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I still use a melways

I had a p/t job printing them many, many years ago. You would have got lost using those editions. Suspect I may have got a bit creative.

 

[RelaxMax]

I had a p/t job printing them many, many years ago. You would have got lost using those editions. Suspect I may have got a bit creative.

I'm thinking 70's?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I'm thinking 70's?

1974

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Was cash in hand supplementing the pension.

 

[Cold Sober]

Cant remember the last time I was.

 

[RelaxMax]

Cant remember the last time I was.

Great Blues name, on a number of levels

 

[I Dont Care]

Who or what is a 'melways'?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Who or what is a 'melways'?

Street Directory for Melbourne

 

[I Dont Care]

Street Directory for Melbourne

Ok. I guess Melbourne wouldn't be a good place to get lost in

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Ok. I guess Melbourne wouldn't be a good place to get lost in

Worse when you get found.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Ok. I guess Melbourne wouldn't be a good place to get lost in

When I tell you to get lost, I don't actually want to know where you go. So giving me printed directions, not a good idea.

 

[I Dont Care]

When I tell you to get lost, I don't actually want to know where you go. So giving me printed directions, not a good idea.

I'm never lost. I always know where I am, even if I don't know where that is