Food, Drink & Dining Out How Often do you Drink?

[Tulip]

"Bottles" is awkward beer vernacular. Your drink should be smashed out your hand for uttering such a word.

You're a strange unit, SA .

'twas cider, by the way.

 

[Silent Alarm]

You're a strange unit, SA .

'twas cider, by the way.

Nice patronisation, flog.

I might be drunk, but no one says "oh yeah mate had four bottles on the weekend." You generally say beers. And I've touched a nerve because you've defended it.

Lol. Appealling to the neckbeard masses. Cool move.

 

[Tulip]

Nice patronisation, flog.

I might be drunk, but no one says "oh yeah mate had four bottles on the weekend." You generally say beers. And I've touched a nerve because you've defended it.

Lol. Appealling to the neckbeard masses. Cool move.

You're hilarious. I wasn't trying to be patronising, I just don't understand why you take offence to the use of the word bottles. I genuinely don't care what they're called, unless it's a laugh between mates to decide like a few school friends and I once had.

Why do you think everything is so contrived?

What are the neckbeard masses? Are they related to the latte sipping yuppies?

 

[Smell The Glove]

I'm kidding.

Your stories would suck though.

This guy says it better than anyone:

 

[chargers 09]

This guy says it better than anyone:

Jim is ****in hilarious. Met him at a pub on Fitzroy street once and he was absolutely legless.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Jim is ****in hilarious. Met him at a pub on Fitzroy street once and he was absolutely legless.

Haha damn, that sounds exactly like Jim. Lucky bastard.

Totally underrated comedian, ****ing hilarious.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Nice patronisation, flog.

I might be drunk, but no one says "oh yeah mate had four bottles on the weekend." You generally say beers. And I've touched a nerve because you've defended it.

Lol. Appealling to the neckbeard masses. Cool move.

Wait, I thought that was you?

Or are you in the 'I'm so indie that I'm ahead of the curve stage?'.... ie. spend hours looking up bands that no ones ever heard of before but that really sound like the rest of the 'indie stuff' out there (funnily enough, 'indie' is not longer 'indie' .. imagine that?), go to places like Northcote (which is really going to be the new Brunswick St in about 2 years, right?) and maybe even going to a place like the Fox Hotel because of its aura (and not because of the fact that even thinking about the steak they make there gets my mouth juices flowing...)?

For the record, I only drink often during holidays now - might go to the pub with the lads to watch the footy every couple of weeks and have a pint, but rarely do I go out during semester anymore - I just get ****ing tired

In holidays I'd probably drink 2-3 times a week on average.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Wait, I thought that was you?

Or are you in the 'I'm so indie that I'm ahead of the curve stage?'.... ie. spend hours looking up bands that no ones ever heard of before but that really sound like the rest of the 'indie stuff' out there (funnily enough, 'indie' is not longer 'indie' .. imagine that?), go to places like Northcote (which is really going to be the new Brunswick St in about 2 years, right?) and maybe even going to a place like the Fox Hotel because of its aura (and not because of the fact that even thinking about the steak they make there gets my mouth juices flowing...)?

Yeah, that is not what the word "neckbeard" means or entails.

It means you're a nerd. There is a difference between a beard and a neck beard.

Nice to see you get so defensive and recycling untrue cliches.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Yeah, that is not what the word "neckbeard" means or entails.

It means you're a nerd. There is a difference between a beard and a neck beard.

Nice to see you get so defensive and recycling untrue cliches.

Why would I be defensive?

This is my first post in this thread.

 

[treefingers]

"Bottles" is awkward beer vernacular. Your drink should be smashed out your hand for uttering such a word.

'brews' is the correct terminology

 

[chargers 09]

'froftangs' is the correct terminology.

frogans.

 

[Tulip]

LMFAO at the precious insecurity ITT. Who cares what you call them, a cider isn't a froffie and it came in a bottle lol.

 

[Silent Alarm]

LMFAO at the precious insecurity ITT. Who cares what you call them, a cider isn't a froffie and it came in a bottle lol.

One of those things for me. It just sounds awkward. No one says "had a few bottles the other night," it's usually 'drinks,' 'ciders,' or something.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

LMFAO at the precious insecurity ITT. Who cares what you call them, a cider isn't a froffie and it came in a bottle lol.

I'd probably just call a cider by whatever I drank it out of!

Pint = pint
Pot = pot
Bottle = bottle

Suits me perfectly.

 

[Dagless]

I'd probably just call a cider by whatever I drank it out of!

Pint = pint
Pot = pot
Bottle = bottle

Suits me perfectly.

No no no!

Pint = imperial pint
Schooner = pint
Pot = schooner
Butcher = seven

'brews' is the correct terminology

Clearly 'bozza' is correct.

 

[SpaceCow]

Do people actually enjoy the taste of beer?

 

[Silent Alarm]

Do people actually enjoy the taste of beer?

I really do.

It actually pisses me off when I have to slow down after a few, y'know, or else you'll write off the next day.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Do people actually enjoy the taste of beer?

Amber liquid goes down a treat - especially the Ales of the Pale variety.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Amber liquid goes down a treat - especially the Ales of the Pale variety.

You can tell a lot about a bloke if he only drinks lagers, in my humble.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

You can tell a lot about a bloke if he only drinks lagers, in my humble.

Tasteless bogans?

Wait, that's the 'bitters'...

 

[Smell The Glove]

I'd probably just call a cider by whatever I drank it out of!

Pint = pint
Pot = pot
Bottle = bottle

Suits me perfectly.

Boot = boot.

If you ain't drinking out of a boot, you are not a real man.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Boot = boot.

If you ain't drinking out of a boot, you are not a real man.

Shoey, shoey, shoey!

 

[treefingers]

Do people actually enjoy the taste of beer?

A carlton on tap is my favourite drink. Better than orange juice (big call I know)

 

[Smiling Buddha]

This thread is shit.

 

[Fart Cummings]

bloke i used to work with went through 3x30 blocks of XXXX a week so whats that 360 mid strength cans a month