How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's s**t taste?"?

[Bender_]

Jack Darling

Pick #:26 in the 2010 Draft. Overlooked by all of the other 16 clubs. A ready made footballer not picked because of his off field conduct. Here at West Coast, we can't sink any lower off field, so we swooped in and gave him a home.

A ready made footballer with the body of a Greek god and the mind of a genius. The oracles who settled in Perth foretold of his coming by naming the Darling Mountain Range that lies just east after/before him. On his first day at West Coast he took our 2010 spoon and bit it in half, then Woosha sent him to a quarry to smash boulders with his bare hands. Since then he's been on a steady diet of cement shakes, 2 kilo steaks and head butting ***** who cross his path (team mates or not).

So opposition coaches, get out your schlop bowls and cutlery, pop on your bibs coz Big Jack is gonna serve you up a piping hot steamer in 2011.

The question is, what will those coaches say after a big mouthfull?

 

[winty]

It's a shame the ball won't venture into the Eagles' forward line often enough for him to do much damage.

 

[Upgrayedd]

He's got to turn up firstly.

 

[Bender_]

It's a shame the ball won't venture into the Eagles' forward line often enough for him to do much damage.

Scott: "Tastes like Gary Ablett jnr's loyalty!"

 

[Bender_]

He's got to turn up firstly.

Clarkson: "Pretty similar to a conversation with Jeff Kennett..."

 

[Smurftown#11]

He's got to turn up firstly.

Zing! Pay that

 

[Bender_]

Zing! Pay that

Time is measured by Jack's body clock, his Longtitude location is the Prime Meridien.

(but yes still a good call by delirious1 none the less )

 

[Bender_]

Voss: "It's a bit nutty!"

 

[mattys123]

A ready made footballer with the body of a Greek god and the mind of a genius.

Hmm, he has the mind of a genius, yet he can't tell the time.

 

[Bender_]

Hmm, he has the mind of a genius, yet he can't tell the time.

Malthouse: "Taste's like a Leon Davis finals series."

 

[huggy_b]

Lyon: The way Darling layed that s**t was very special. I just think that s**t is going to go a long way and challenge. It was like a top-four performance really.

 

[catspremiers2007]

Jack Darling

Big Jack is gonna serve you up a piping hot steamer in 2011.

I agree with this bit.

 

[Bender_]

I agree with this bit.

Scott: "I've still got corn in my teeth."

 

[le dominateur]

'Overlooked by all of the other 16 clubs'

Says it all really.

 

[Bender_]

'Overlooked by all of the other 16 clubs'

Says it all really.

Ratten: "Taste's like what I'll be eating for dinner after I get the sack come round 12!"

 

[Bender_]

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[Schulzenfest]

Lyon: The way Darling layed that s**t was very special. I just think that s**t is going to go a long way and challenge. It was like a top-four performance really.

Hahahaha

 

[Poseidon]

His 'piping hot steamer' will fit in nicely with the rest of the playing group at the Coast.

 

[pantskyle]

Jack "Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice" Darling will win the Brownlow and the Coleman this year.

The best player ever drafted forever.

 

[Bender_]

His 'piping hot steamer' will fit in nicely with the rest of the playing group at the Coast.

Ratts shoulda swooped on Darling and delisted that Spuddy McClogspud Henderson. It's mistakes like that that will add up and be the eventual demise of Ratts as Carlton coach this year.

 

[Bender_]

Bailey: "Just like Nic Nat's."

 

[Blue since 72]

Don't get too ahead of yourself Bender, big Jack has to stay away from those club imposed suspensions long enough to have meaningful game time.

I'd suggest his stinker's taste not unlike a Subi hotel lager.

 

[MF]

Good to see West Coast giving a chance to a bloke with off-field issues. It's worked out well for them in the past.

 

[Bender_]

Don't get too ahead of yourself Bender,

Me? Never

big Jack has to stay away from those club imposed suspensions long enough to have meaningful game time.

The club'll learn, when you've got the talent that Jack does - training starts when Jack says.

I'd suggest his stinker's taste not unlike a Subi hotel lager.

LOL.... and hospital food

 

[Bender_]

Good to see West Coast giving a chance to a bloke with off-field issues. It's worked out well for them in the past.

Longmire: "O'Keefe aint got s**t on Big JD."