"I was framed" says Dingo

[afc9798]

In a massive breakthrough for supporters of the dingo in the now infamous Azaria Chamberlain case, the dingo in question has emerged to give evidence that he was in fact framed.

Speaking a low growling tone, the dingo stated "It was that bloody Ben Cousins, he had it in for me from the day he was born". When it was pointed out that Ben was not alive in 1974, the dingo retorted " That's what he tells you, but I can guarantee that the evil little sod is actually also lying about his f*****g age as well".

In further developments, Asian authorities are issuing writs to Cousins about the part he played in the Boxing Day Tsunami. A spokesperson for the Asian Tsunami Blame Board, Mr Lok Tsnug said that "We need a scapegoat and we need one now, Mr. Cousins appears to be responsible for everything else, so he is an ideal fit for this situation". Cousins was unavailable for comment due to his attendance at the Swan Brewery Scool of Ethics.

 

[hawkeye23]

Very nice work afc!

 

[fabulousphil]

About time he took responibility for his actions after all i am sure we will see a spate of young kids who idolise him doing runners from their scooters and pushies.

 

[afc9798]

Very nice work afc!

Why thank you Hawkeye, thought it time the record was set straight on this outrageous travesty of justice. Cousins won't get away with it, I can assure you....

 

[Tas]

I thought the tsunami was due to Billy Brownless having a dip in the ocean.

 

[afc9798]

I thought the tsunami was due to Billy Brownless having a dip in the ocean.

Brownless is innocent. Fat, annoying and stupid, but innocent.

 

[Tas]

Brownless is innocent. Fat, annoying and stupid, but innocent.

Not sure about the innocent part but I can agree with the other three at least.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Cousins was unavailable for comment due to his attendance at the Swan Brewery Scool of Ethics.

H23 knows all about it as she is principal of the scool.

 

[stui magpie]

Cousins is also being subpoenered in relation to Shappele's boogy board bag, The Bali 9's stash, the Bali bombings, the planes crashing into the twin towers, the greenhouse effect, the last ice age and the extinction of the tasmanian tiger

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Cousins also assisted Skase in fleaing Australia

 

[rgauci]

Cousins has recently been charged with illegal whale hunting. There is no other explanation for the amount of oil appears on his body every game.

 

[stui magpie]

Cousins has recently been charged with illegal whale hunting. There is no other explanation for the amount of oil appears on his body every game.

Cousins harpooning whales? That's a very unkind statement, I thought his girlfriend was reasonably slender

 

[Goldenblue]

H23 knows all about it as she is principal of the scool.

Maybe you need to go back to school.

 

[Tas]

My cousin's friend's girlfriend's mother's aunt knows someone that also heard that China has applied for extradition orders to bring Cousins back to China to be prosecuted for spreading the bird flu.

Is there anything going on that this guy isn't behind?

 

[windsock]

In a massive breakthrough for supporters of the dingo in the now infamous Azaria Chamberlain case, the dingo in question has emerged to give evidence that he was in fact framed.

Speaking a low growling tone, the dingo stated "It was that bloody Ben Cousins, he had it in for me from the day he was born". When it was pointed out that Ben was not alive in 1974, the dingo retorted " That's what he tells you, but I can guarantee that the evil little sod is actually also lying about his f*****g age as well".

The Azaria Chamberlain case emerged in 1980. Ben was born in 1978, making the suggestion he participated in the disappearance possible but not altogether likely.

 

[stui magpie]

The Azaria Chamberlain case emerged in 1980. Ben was born in 1978, making the suggestion he participated in the disappearance possible but not altogether likely.

OMIGOD. Ben IS Azaria.

 

[Blues_Man]

Cousins also assisted Skase in fleaing Australia

No wonder i was feeling itchy earlier

 

[bmwofoz]

Maybe cousin's was responsible for the disappearance of Holt.

 

[hawkeye23]

H23 knows all about it as she is principal of the scool.

Incorrect. Given the latest controversy, I have actually started a finishing school for wayward footballers.

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

Benny's reluctance to purchase his normal amount of Amphetamines triggered the Asian Economic Crisis. His normal vendor was stated "This is the last time he will do this, if he does it again he will suffer the consequences".

 

[Bombers 2003]

Incorrect. Given the latest controversy, I have actually started a finishing school for wayward footballers.

Will Cousins be the first pupil?

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

Incorrect. Given the latest controversy, I have actually started a finishing school for wayward footballers.

Do they get a certificate stating "You're Finished!"

 

[PowerKat]

Incorrect. Given the latest controversy, I have actually started a finishing school for wayward footballers.

You'll make a killing

 

[hawkeye23]

You'll make a killing

My first pupils will be the metrosexual deludeds from Hawthorn and Melbourne Football clubs who think their weird arse hair actually looks good. From there, I haven't decided

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

I heard Ben's also responsible for:

- The Bob Morrison Show
- Nick Giannopolis
- Caroline Springs Estate
- Smorgy's Restaurants
- Ray Martins hair

Scary.