Keep away from the major cities of teh worldTBH I dont like Melbourne as a city because it just feels so scungy and dirty whenever im there. Anything thats not a green space always seems to be covered in a perpetual layer of dirt, muck and general refuse.
Always feel like a need a shower after getting back into the hotel room. Im sure the 'burbs are probably fine but the CBD and surrounds? Blergh. Dont touch anything, kids!