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[thewizardmelon]

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ROUND 3 | Due by: First bounce of Round 3

#1 The unbeaten Ophidian Old Boys FFC take on the Bombers this week, will they make it three in a row? YES or NO?
#2 In that game super kitty Bonz will be looking to add more goals to his tally. Will he kick OVER 5.5 GOALS or UNDER 5.5 GOALS?
#3 Which Swamprat midfielder out of Grav and ShaunDuggan will record more disposals? GRAV or SHAUNDUGGAN?
#4 The Bears take on the Gumbies in Round 3, which of these interchange will record a higher DT score, I Dont Care or miggs?\
#5 Baghdad's CursingFijian is at half-back. Will they have OVER 14.5 DISPOSALS or UNDER 14.5 DISPOSALS?
#6 Which one out of Headless (DEM) and JT_the_Man (WON) will spend more time on the ground? HEADLESS or JT_THE_MAN?
#7 Which ruck out of Tonga Bob (WAR) and Strigoi (DRA) will record more hitouts in Round 3? TONGA BOB or STRIGOI?
#8 On the above game, both the Dragons FFC and Coney Island are winless, who breaks the drought? DRAGONS or WARRIORS?
#9 Roys debutant DERRINALPHIL comes straight into the ruck, will they have OVER 10.5 HITOUTS or UNDER 10.5 HITOUTS?
#10 Moving onto the wing for Round 3 is kananooks so will the Furies' winger have MORE DISPOSALS or LESS DISPOSALS than Ulahoopski?

1. No
2. Under
3. Grav
4. IDC
5. Under
6. Headless
7. Tonga Bob
8. Dragons
9. Under
10. Less than ulahoopski

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 3

#1 The unbeaten Ophidian Old Boys FFC take on the Bombers this week, will they make it three in a row? YES or NO? YES
#2 In that game super kitty Bonz will be looking to add more goals to his tally. Will he kick OVER 5.5 GOALS or UNDER 5.5 GOALS? UNDER
#3 Which Swamprat midfielder out of Grav and ShaunDuggan will record more disposals? GRAV or SHAUNDUGGAN? Grav
#4 The Bears take on the Gumbies in Round 3, which of these interchange will record a higher DT score, I Dont Care or miggs? I Dont Care
#5 Baghdad's CursingFijian is at half-back. Will they have OVER 14.5 DISPOSALS or UNDER 14.5 DISPOSALS? UNDER
#6 Which one out of Headless (DEM) and JT_the_Man (WON) will spend more time on the ground? HEADLESS or JT_THE_MAN? Headless
#7 Which ruck out of Tonga Bob (WAR) and Strigoi (DRA) will record more hitouts in Round 3? TONGA BOB or STRIGOI? Tonga Bob
#8 On the above game, both the Dragons FFC and Coney Island are winless, who breaks the drought? DRAGONS or WARRIORS? Dragons
#9 Roys debutant DERRINALPHIL comes straight into the ruck, will they have OVER 10.5 HITOUTS or UNDER 10.5 HITOUTS? OVER
#10 Moving onto the wing for Round 3 is kananooks so will the Furies' winger have MORE DISPOSALS or LESS DISPOSALS than Ulahoopski? LESS

Pie 4 Life

 

[Bonz]

#1 The unbeaten Ophidian Old Boys FFC take on the Bombers this week, will they make it three in a row? YES

#2 In that game super kitty Bonz will be looking to add more goals to his tally. Will he kick OVER 5.5 GOALS (I'm feeling 7)

#3 Which Swamprat midfielder out of Grav and ShaunDuggan will record more disposals? GRAV

#4 The Bears take on the Gumbies in Round 3, which of these interchange will record a higher DT score, I Dont Care

#5 Baghdad's CursingFijian is at half-back. Will they have UNDER 14.5 DISPOSALS?

#6 Which one out of Headless (DEM) and JT_the_Man (WON) will spend more time on the ground? JT_THE_MAN? #jt4admin

#7 Which ruck out of Tonga Bob (WAR) and Strigoi (DRA) will record more hitouts in Round 3? STRIGOI the supersheep

#8 On the above game, both the Dragons FFC and Coney Island are winless, who breaks the drought? WARRIORS, Dragon's cannot win without me

#9 Roys debutant DERRINALPHIL comes straight into the ruck, will they have OVER 10.5 HITOUTS

#10 Moving onto the wing for Round 3 is kananooks so will the Furies' winger have MORE DISPOSALS or LESS DISPOSALS than Ulahoopski? I don't know either player but guessing kananooks due to cat face

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round 3

#1 The unbeaten Ophidian Old Boys FFC take on the Bombers this week, will they make it three in a row? YES or NO? YES
#2 In that game super kitty Bonz will be looking to add more goals to his tally. Will he kick OVER 5.5 GOALS or UNDER 5.5 GOALS? UNDER
#3 Which Swamprat midfielder out of Grav and ShaunDuggan will record more disposals? GRAV or SHAUNDUGGAN? Grav
#4 The Bears take on the Gumbies in Round 3, which of these interchange will record a higher DT score, I Dont Care or miggs? I Dont Care
#5 Baghdad's CursingFijian is at half-back. Will they have OVER 14.5 DISPOSALS or UNDER 14.5 DISPOSALS? UNDER
#6 Which one out of Headless (DEM) and JT_the_Man (WON) will spend more time on the ground? HEADLESS or JT_THE_MAN? Headless
#7 Which ruck out of Tonga Bob (WAR) and Strigoi (DRA) will record more hitouts in Round 3? TONGA BOB or STRIGOI? Tonga Bob
#8 On the above game, both the Dragons FFC and Coney Island are winless, who breaks the drought? DRAGONS or WARRIORS? Dragons
#9 Roys debutant DERRINALPHIL comes straight into the ruck, will they have OVER 10.5 HITOUTS or UNDER 10.5 HITOUTS? OVER
#10 Moving onto the wing for Round 3 is kananooks so will the Furies' winger have MORE DISPOSALS or LESS DISPOSALS than Ulahoopski? LESS

Pie 4 Life

As long as The Donald doesn’t pull me off again this week

 

[Barrybran]

#1 NO
#2 UNDER 5.5 GOALS
#3 GRAV
#4 miggs
#5 OVER 14.5 DISPOSALS
#6 JT_THE_MAN
#7 TONGA BOB
#8 WARRIORS
#9 OVER 10.5 HITOUTS
#10 MORE DISPOSALS

 

[Pie 4 Life]

ROUND 3 | RESULTS

#1 The unbeaten Ophidian Old Boys FFC take on the Bombers this week, will they make it three in a row? YES or NO?
#2 In that game super kitty Bonz will be looking to add more goals to his tally. Will he kick OVER 5.5 GOALS or UNDER 5.5 GOALS?
#3 Which Swamprat midfielder out of Grav and ShaunDuggan will record more disposals? GRAV or SHAUNDUGGAN?
#4 The Bears take on the Gumbies in Round 3, which of these interchange will record a higher DT score, I Dont Care or miggs?
#5 Baghdad's CursingFijian is at half-back. Will they have OVER 14.5 DISPOSALS or UNDER 14.5 DISPOSALS?
#6 Which one out of Headless (DEM) and JT_the_Man (WON) will spend more time on the ground? HEADLESS or JT_THE_MAN?
#7 Which ruck out of Tonga Bob (WAR) and Strigoi (DRA) will record more hitouts in Round 3? TONGA BOB or STRIGOI?
#8 On the above game, both the Dragons FFC and Coney Island are winless, who breaks the drought? DRAGONS or WARRIORS?
#9 Roys debutant DERRINALPHIL comes straight into the ruck, will they have OVER 10.5 HITOUTS or UNDER 10.5 HITOUTS?
#10 Moving onto the wing for Round 3 is kananooks so will the Furies' winger have MORE DISPOSALS or LESS DISPOSALS than Ulahoopski?

DenieD +4
serial_thrilla +4
kananooks +4
PMBangers +4
Falconista +4
Chipmunk +4
Broken +2
thewizardmelon +2
TheInjuryFactory +2
Barrybran +2
Bonz 0

ROUND 3 LEADERBOARD

EQ 1st @Falconista +10
EQ. 1st serial_thrilla +10
EQ. 3rd Chipmunk +8
EQ. 3rd DenieD +8
5th TheInjuryFactory +6
EQ. 6th Broken + 4
EQ. 6th thewizardmelon +4
EQ. 6th kananooks +4
EQ. 6th PMBangers +4
EQ. 10th Headless +2
EQ. 10th Agent93 +2
EQ. 10th Barrybran +2
13th okeydoke +1
14th Bonz 0

Falconista and serial_thrilla maintain a good lead with Chipmunk and DenieD on their trail, while TheInjuryFactory is two behind. Had a few new players for that round, so kananooks and PMBangers both picked up four while uh Bonz betting on himself, his club, and against his former club proved a little costly, but still everyone is in the positives!

Note: Last week was a week from hell for me in terms of here, there and everywhere so I'll do Round 5 now, and have double the questions to make up for it

 

[Pie 4 Life]

ROUND 5 QUESTIONS

#1 Which team wins out of Las Vegas Bears and Ophidian Old Boys?
#2 Both lead their respective team's DT points player will end up with more DT points out of Tigerturbulance and Millky95?
#3 Which player will have more hitouts out of Electronic_Renaissance and U2tigers ?
#4 Which team wins out of Roys FFC and Dragons FFC?
#5 Who kicks more goals in the big game out of Zevon and @Hatchy1992 ?
#6 In his second game for the season Barrels goes head-to-head with serial_thrilla who finishes with more disposals?
#7 Wonders defenders NinjaSwan and SM are the only two players on the Wonders teamsheet who did not move from FB and HB, will they combine for UNDER 16.5 DISPOSALS or OVER 16.5 DISPOSALS?
#8 Naming themselves at FF this week, will Brenton Davy kick OVER 4.5 GOALS or UNDER 4.5 GOALS?
#9 Royals SarahSmiles (INT -> FP) and ferball (FP -> INT) switched places. Which one will have more DT points?
#10 Who wins out of the Gold City Royals and West Coast Wonders?
#11 Who wins out of the East Side Phoenix and Baghdad Bombers?
#12 Leading their teams in tackles, who lays more tackles out of Bovo and Chipmunk?
#13 In probably the most pointless team sheet change of all time, Jack The Godfather and Dingster switch half-back flanks. Who ends up with more disposals?
#14 In their 200th game, miggs has been moved to the forward pocket, do they kick OVER 2.5 GOALS or UNDER 2.5 GOALS?
#15 Swamprats skipper philreich is averaging just under 20 disposals per game this season, do they record OVER 20.5 DISPOSALS or UNDER 20.5 DISPOSALS?
#16 Who wins out of Sin City Swamprats and Geelong Gumbies?
#17 Coney Island Warriors have two inclusions this week including 300-gamer The Half Back as well as Freofalcon. Which one has more disposals in Round 5?
#18 Can Furies defender Bastyy keep Warriors forward Purple7x08_24 goalless, YES or NO?
#19 Who wins out of Coney Island Warriors and Fighting Furies?
#20 With competition leading disposal winner sante having a bye, will DenieD take the lead for most disposals, YES or NO?

 

[Chipmunk]

1. Bears
2. Turbo
3. E_R
4. Dragons
5. Hatchy
6. s_t
7. Under
8. Under
9. ferball
10. Wonders
11. Bombers
12. Bovo
13. Jack the Godfather (and it’s not my fault you don’t understand a 300IQ move)
14. Under
15. Under
16. Gumbies
17. The Half Back
18. No
19. Furies
20. Yes

 

[Millky95]

2. Turbo

Thought we were friends, bro

 

[Chipmunk]

Thought we were friends, bro

It’s a hedge mate, I brought you in Superqoach and bet on the Bears Q1

 

[serial_thrilla]

#1 Which team wins out of Las Vegas Bears
#2 Both lead their respective team's DT points player will end up with more DT points out of and Millky95
#3 Which player will have more hitouts out of U2tigers
#4 Which team wins out of Dragons FFC
#5 Who kicks more goals in the big game out of @Hatchy1992
#6 In his second game for the season serial_thrilla who finishes with more disposals
#7 Wonders defenders NinjaSwan and SM are the only two players on the Wonders teamsheet who did not move from FB and HB, will they combine for UNDER 16.5 DISPOSALS
#8 Naming themselves at FF this week, will Brenton Davy kick UNDER 4.5 GOALS
#9 Royals SarahSmiles (INT -> FP) and . Which one will have more DT points?
#10 Who wins out of the Gold City Royals
#11 Who wins out of the Baghdad Bombers?
#12 Leading their teams in tackles, who lays more tackles out of Chipmunk
#13 In probably the most pointless team sheet change of all time, Dingster switch half-back flanks. Who ends up with more disposals?
#14 In their 200th game, miggs has been moved to the forward pocket, do they kick UNDER 2.5 GOALS
#15 Swamprats skipper philreich is averaging just under 20 disposals per game this season, do they record UNDER 20.5 DISPOSALS
#16 Who wins out of and Geelong Gumbies
#17 Coney Island Warriors have two inclusions this week including 300-gamer The Half Back . Which one has more disposals in Round 5?
#18 Can Furies defender Bastyy keep Warriors forward Purple7x08_24 goalless, NO
#19 Who wins out of Fighting Furies
#20 With competition leading disposal winner sante having a bye, will DenieD take the lead for most disposals, YES

 

[DenieD]

#1 Ophidian Old Boys (bears are in for one hell of a season)
#2 Tigerturbulance
#3 U2tigers
#4 Dragons FFC
#5 Hatchy1992
#6 serial_thrilla
#7 OVER 16.5 DISPOSALS
#8 OVER 4.5 GOALS
#9 ferball
#10 West Coast Wonders
#11 East Side Phoenix
#12 Bovo
#13 Dingster
#14 OVER 2.5 GOALS
#15 OVER 20.5 DISPOSALS
#16 Geelong Gumbies
#17 The Half Back
#18 NO
#19 Coney Island Warriors
#20 YES

 

[Falconista]

#1 Which team wins Las Vegas Bears
#2 Both lead their respective team's DT points player will end up with more DT points Millky95
#3 Which player will have more hitouts U2tigers
#4 Which team wins Roys FFC
#5 Who kicks more goals in the big game Hatchy1992
#6 @Barrels finishes with more disposals
#7 Wonders defenders NinjaSwan and SM are the only two players on the Wonders teamsheet who did not move from FB and HB, they combine for OVER 16.5 DISPOSALS
#8 Naming themselves at FF this week, will Brenton Davy kick OVER 4.5 GOALS
#9 @ferball will have more DT points
#10 Who wins West Coast Wonders
#11 Who wins Baghdad Bombers
#12 Leading their teams in tackles, who lays more tackles Bovo
#13 In probably the most pointless team sheet change of all time. Who ends up with more disposals?Jack The Godfather
#14 In their 200th game, miggs has been moved to the forward pocket, do they kick UNDER 2.5 GOALS
#15 Swamprats skipper philreich is averaging just under 20 disposals per game this season, do they record UNDER 20.5 DISPOSALS
#16 Who wins Gumbies
#17 Coney Island Warriors have two inclusions this week. Which one has more disposals in Round 5?Freofalcon.
#18 Can Furies defender Bastyy keep Warriors forward Purple7x08_24 goalless, NO?
#19 Who wins Coney Island Warriors
#20 With competition leading disposal winner sante having a bye, will DenieD take the lead for most disposals, NO?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

#20 Will Pie’s Peculiar Punts last until the end of the season, lol NO

So have you paid out on this one yet Pie 4 Life?

My Pies Punt account balance is still sitting at precisely $0 ClarkeMonies.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

So have you paid out on this one yet Pie 4 Life?

My Pies Punt account balance is still sitting at precisely $0 ClarkeMonies.

Thanks for reminding me it’s been a hell of a few weeks. I’ll put another one up for this week because we can’t have people actually making profit!

 

[Pie 4 Life]

ROUND 9 QUESTIONS - DEDICATED TO THEINJURYFACTORY

#1 Who will have more disposals, Wonders' @Cubs2Lions OR our prime sponsor @TheInjuryFactory ?
#2 Who will kick more goals, Gumbies' @Barrybran OR Dragons' @Hatchy1992 ?
#3 Dominic03 moved into centre for the Swamprats this week, will they record more DT points than opponent Elton Johns Wig , YES or NO?
#4 The return of club legend Roylion to the bench is one this betting agency noticed, will they outscore back pocket plumber Bastyy in DT points, YES or NO?
#5 Which one of Demons' Hate and Royals' GreyCrow will amass more hitouts in Round 9?
#6 With the Bombers having a a bye, the Demons can move up to at least second with a win, will they move into the top two, YES or NO?
#7 Will the league's reigning runner-up cuddler Chipmunk provide the most "cuddles" (tackles) for his Phoenix side, YES or NO?
#8 How many goals will JoshWoodenSpoon kick from the forward pocket, UNDER 2.5 or OVER 2.5?
#9 In the battle of the 'Don't tag me in this thread' duo, who will record more disposals out of Swamprats' ShaunDuggan OR Demons' Tarkyn_24 ?
#10 Ophidian Old Boys have lost four of their past five games, will they get back into the top eight by the end of round (two points out), YES or NO?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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ROUND 9 QUESTIONS - DEDICATED TO THEINJURYFACTORY

#1 Who will have more disposals, Wonders' @Cubs2Lions OR our prime sponsor @TheInjuryFactory ?
#2 Who will kick more goals, Gumbies' @Barrybran OR Dragons' @Hatchy1992 ?
#3 Dominic03 moved into centre for the Swamprats this week, will they record more DT points than opponent Elton Johns Wig , YES or NO?
#4 The return of club legend Roylion to the bench is one this betting agency noticed, will they outscore back pocket plumber Bastyy in DT points, YES or NO?
#5 Which one of Demons' Hate and Royals' GreyCrow will amass more hitouts in Round 9?
#6 With the Bombers having a a bye, the Demons can move up to at least second with a win, will they move into the top two, YES or NO?
#7 Will the league's reigning runner-up cuddler Chipmunk provide the most "cuddles" (tackles) for his Phoenix side, YES or NO?
#8 How many goals will JoshWoodenSpoon kick from the forward pocket, UNDER 2.5 or OVER 2.5?
#9 In the battle of the 'Don't tag me in this thread' duo, who will record more disposals out of Swamprats' ShaunDuggan OR Demons' Tarkyn_24 ?
#10 Ophidian Old Boys have lost four of their past five games, will they get back into the top eight by the end of round (two points out), YES or NO?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

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ROUND 9 QUESTIONS - DEDICATED TO THEINJURYFACTORY

#1 Who will have more disposals, Wonders' @Cubs2Lions OR our prime sponsor @TheInjuryFactory ?
#2 Who will kick more goals, Gumbies' @Barrybran OR Dragons' @Hatchy1992 ?
#3 Dominic03 moved into centre for the Swamprats this week, will they record more DT points than opponent Elton Johns Wig , YES or NO?
#4 The return of club legend Roylion to the bench is one this betting agency noticed, will they outscore back pocket plumber Bastyy in DT points, YES or NO?
#5 Which one of Demons' Hate and Royals' GreyCrow will amass more hitouts in Round 9?
#6 With the Bombers having a a bye, the Demons can move up to at least second with a win, will they move into the top two, YES or NO?
#7 Will the league's reigning runner-up cuddler Chipmunk provide the most "cuddles" (tackles) for his Phoenix side, YES or NO?
#8 How many goals will JoshWoodenSpoon kick from the forward pocket, UNDER 2.5 or OVER 2.5?
#9 In the battle of the 'Don't tag me in this thread' duo, who will record more disposals out of Swamprats' ShaunDuggan OR Demons' Tarkyn_24 ?
#10 Ophidian Old Boys have lost four of their past five games, will they get back into the top eight by the end of round (two points out), YES or NO?

FFS, here we go again.

 

[DenieD]

ROUND 9 QUESTIONS - DEDICATED TO THEINJURYFACTORY

#1 Who will have more disposals, Wonders' Cubs2Lions OR our prime sponsor TheInjuryFactory ? Cubs2Lions
#2 Who will kick more goals, Gumbies' Barrybran OR Dragons' Hatchy1992 ? Barrybran
#3 Dominic03 moved into centre for the Swamprats this week, will they record more DT points than opponent Elton Johns Wig ? NO
#4 The return of club legend Roylion to the bench is one this betting agency noticed, will they outscore back pocket plumber Bastyy in DT points? YES
#5 Which one of Demons' Hate and Royals' GreyCrow will amass more hitouts in Round 9? Hate
#6 With the Bombers having a a bye, the Demons can move up to at least second with a win, will they move into the top two? YES
#7 Will the league's reigning runner-up cuddler Chipmunk provide the most "cuddles" (tackles) for his Phoenix side? NO
#8 How many goals will JoshWoodenSpoon kick from the forward pocket? UNDER 2.5
#9 In the battle of the 'Don't tag me in this thread' duo, who will record more disposals out of Swamprats' ShaunDuggan OR Demons' Tarkyn_24? Tarkyn_24
#10 Ophidian Old Boys have lost four of their past five games, will they get back into the top eight by the end of round (two points out)? YES

 

[Dewyyyyy]

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ROUND 9 QUESTIONS - DEDICATED TO THEINJURYFACTORY

#1 Who will have more disposals, Wonders' @Cubs2Lions OR our prime sponsor @TheInjuryFactory ?
#2 Who will kick more goals, Gumbies' @Barrybran OR Dragons' @Hatchy1992 ?
#3 Dominic03 moved into centre for the Swamprats this week, will they record more DT points than opponent Elton Johns Wig , YES or NO?
#4 The return of club legend Roylion to the bench is one this betting agency noticed, will they outscore back pocket plumber Bastyy in DT points, YES or NO?
#5 Which one of Demons' Hate and Royals' GreyCrow will amass more hitouts in Round 9?
#6 With the Bombers having a a bye, the Demons can move up to at least second with a win, will they move into the top two, YES or NO?
#7 Will the league's reigning runner-up cuddler Chipmunk provide the most "cuddles" (tackles) for his Phoenix side, YES or NO?
#8 How many goals will JoshWoodenSpoon kick from the forward pocket, UNDER 2.5 or OVER 2.5?
#9 In the battle of the 'Don't tag me in this thread' duo, who will record more disposals out of Swamprats' ShaunDuggan OR Demons' Tarkyn_24 ?
#10 Ophidian Old Boys have lost four of their past five games, will they get back into the top eight by the end of round (two points out), YES or NO?

Yes and I will fight anyone who says otherwise Elton Johns Wig sucks

 

[Chipmunk]

1. TiF
2. Baz
3. No
4. No
5. Hate
6. Yes
7. No
8. Under
9. Tarks
10. No

 

[serial_thrilla]

#1 Who will have more disposals, our prime sponsor @TheInjuryFactory ?
#2 Who will kick more goals, Gumbies' OR Dragons' @Hatchy1992 ?
#3 Dominic03 moved into centre for the Swamprats this week, will they record more DT points than opponent Elton Johns Wig , r NO?
#4 The return of club legend Roylion to the bench is one this betting agency noticed, will they outscore back pocket plumber Bastyy in DT points, YES or?
#5 Which one of Demons' Hate and Royals' will amass more hitouts in Round 9?
#6 With the Bombers having a a bye, the Demons can move up to at least second with a win, will they move into the top two, YES or?
#7 Will the league's reigning runner-up cuddler Chipmunk provide the most "cuddles" (tackles) for his Phoenix side, or NO?
#8 How many goals will JoshWoodenSpoon kick from the forward pocket, UNDER 2.5 o?
#9 In the battle of the 'Don't tag me in this thread' duo, who will record more disposals out of Swamprats' ShaunDuggan OR Demons' ?
#10 Ophidian Old Boys have lost four of their past five games, will they get back into the top eight by the end of round (two points out), YES ?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Don’t tag me in the thread you peasants

 

[DenieD]

Don’t tag me in the thread you peasants

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Don’t tag me in the thread you peasants

Atleast you are getting tagged more than SpudDuggan