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Stop it Hoju, the club is fine we've somehow been overrun by s**t footballers. We will be back.
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Yep agree. It’s so sad.Mate just texted me said his 8yo daughter cracked after today, declared her desire to switch to Pies.
We're gonna lose a generation of supporters from this era.
We’ve gone past rock bottom, we’re heading towards the core of the earth..We lose to West Coast in a couple of weeks and thats rock bottom.
We are right there. Hovering above rock bottom. Just.
Yep agree. It’s so sad.
My boy (7) said to me at the game today - dad you’re lucky -> you got see North when they were good, but maybe it’s time we switch teams. Maybe the pies.Mate just texted me said his 8yo daughter cracked after today, declared her desire to switch to Pies.
We're gonna lose a generation of supporters from this era.
Our 2018 & 2019 finishes were better than anything Carton (2002-2007/2014-2019) & Melbourne (2007-2014) did, but IMO our 2020, 2021, 2022 & 2023 is easily the worst stretch of the lot. Our 2017 was also bad but it felt closer to our 2001 or 2006 seasons. 2020-2023 is record setting disgraceful.We're comfortably in the 4 worst sides over a sustained number of years that I've seen.
Melbourne 2007-2014
2007: 5-17 (14th)
2008: 3-19 (Wooden Spoon)
2009: 4-18 (Wooden Spoon)
2010: 8-13-1 (12th)
2011: 8-13-1 (13th)
2012: 4-18 (16th) - Avoid another spoon purely on GC and GWS entering comp
2013: 2-20 (17th) - See above
2014: 4-18 (17th) - See above
Carlton 2002-2007
2002: 3-19 (Wooden Spoon)
2003: 4-18 (15th)
2004: 10-12 (11th)
2005: 4-17-1 (Wooden Spoon)
2006: 3-18-1 (Wooden Spoon)
2007: 4-18 (15th)
Carlton (Again, lol) 2014-2019
2014: 7-14-1 (13th)
2015: 4-18 (Wooden Spoon)
2016: 7-15 (14th)
2017: 6-16 (16th)
2018: 2-20 (Wooden Spoon) - 5th Wooden Spoon in space of 16 years
2019: 7-15 (16th)
North 2017-present
2017: 6-16 (15th)
2018: 12-10 (9th)
2019: 10-12 (12th)
2020: 3-14 (17th)
2021: 4-17-1 (Wooden Spoon)
2022: 2-20 (Wooden Spoon)
2023: 2-15 (17th)
Young family in front of me a - a dad with three girls - bailed just before 3/4 time. The girls spent the majority of the game on their phones. I don't blame them and it saddens meMy boy (7) said to me at the game today - dad you’re lucky -> you got see North when they were good, but maybe it’s time we switch teams. Maybe the pies.
It’s so ******* sad.
Our 2018 & 2019 finishes were better than anything Carton (2002-2007/2014-2019) & Melbourne (2007-2014) did, but IMO our 2020, 2021, 2022 & 2023 is easily the worst stretch of the lot. Our 2017 was also bad but it felt closer to our 2001 or 2006 seasons. 2020-2023 is record setting disgraceful.