Toast Jack Steven's Mullet Appreciation Thread

[Stan_Darsh72]

What a magnificent thing this is.

We all must take part in loving the beauty of this fine mullet.

 

[Nutsngum]

Mullets have to be shorter in the front though. Its just a traditional bad haircut.

 

[George]

 

[Hubnester]

Can't wait to see this thing streaming gracefully through the midfield

 

[Phoenix_9]

It's pure filth and I love it!

 

[12Chill]

Long flowing hair = more brownlow votes.

 

[Strahany]

I've never been so firmly disgusted in my life!

Or so plainly firm!

 

[Louis Slungpue]

It's a thing of beauty i wish i could've grown a mullet like that when i had mine

 

[PoppedCorn]

Bit longer it needs

Then the headband
McEnroe style

**** yeah

 

[JG22]

Long flowing hair = more brownlow votes.

Worked for Bontempelli with that massive nose

 

[Glen Buterol]

 

[Smoke_Me_AKipper]

It is a thing of magnificient beauty, dare I say Samson-like!!

I just hope he does a Soul-Glo ad. A potential new sponsor, more money for the club - a win-win!!

 

[gringo2011]

It is a thing of magnificient beauty, dare I say Samson-like!!

I just hope he does a Soul-Glo ad. A potential new sponsor, more money for the club - a win-win!!

He should go the full Rick James and corn row it as well.

 

[Smoke_Me_AKipper]

He should go the full Rick James and corn row it as well.

You had me at Rick James! Of course - Superfreak!!!!!

Hahaha that is all I'm going to see each time I watch Jack from now on you know that

 

[theprospect]

#inb4threadmeltwhenheshavesitoffbeforeround1

But nah it is a thing of beauty, if that doesn't make the AFL world recognise him I don't think anything will!

 

[Dr Spaceman]

The unmown lawn from Lorne [emoji3]

 

[TassieSaint]

Meh, every man and his dog in the AFL has some intentionally ludicrous beard, mo, haircut, tattoo etc. and he isn't even the first to do the mullet (Tex, Maric etc). Gave me a good laugh first game I saw it but I hope he cuts it for the season.

 

[Barrels]

Surely there must be a crowd-wide explosion of these on 14 July?

It's a Friday night at Etihad against the Injectors and (assuming no absences) Stuv's 150th!

 

[PoppedCorn]

Just need to have the headband in saints colours

 

[Murraj1966]

Somewhere Fraser is smiling.

We need to get a photoshop of G Train in the sky watching over him

 

[CursingFijian]

Long flowing hair = more brownlow votes.

 

[Flandersss]

Putrid. Absolutely putrid.

 

[gringo2011]

Putrid. Absolutely putrid.

He looks like cocker spaniel.

 

[my name was taken]

 

[sauce_head]

Such fantastic Hockey Hair truly epitomises serious at the front and party at the back. The front confirms to society but the back says Jack has personality. A finer Ape Drape there is not!