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An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''
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Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey sucks” written in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realizedthere was good news and bad news: it was Goofy's urine, but Minnie's handwriting.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
*******************************************************
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''
*******************************************************
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
*******************************************************
One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey sucks” written in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realizedthere was good news and bad news: it was Goofy's urine, but Minnie's handwriting.
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> A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw,
>and
> spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the
> noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
>
>
> He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and
> moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion The man on the 1st
> floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
>
>
> The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and
> shouts, " What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a
> handsaw!"
>
>
> The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm
> coming."
>
>
>
>
>and
> spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the
> noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
>
>
> He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and
> moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion The man on the 1st
> floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
>
>
> The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and
> shouts, " What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a
> handsaw!"
>
>
> The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm
> coming."
>
>
>
>
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roo_stew
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This just won a laugh with a Collingwood supporter here! I think he got a vision of Eddie in a tree at Buck's house! Incidentaly he calls Bucks "the tampon" in for 1 week out the next three!
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