Leigh Brown

[HotPiesWithSauce]

Big and Burly, Strong and tough,
Can play anywhere 'round the ground.
Keeps on bustin' when you think he's stuffed,
Leroy "Legend" Brown.

Backed by none, Mocked by all,
Except by the team and board.
He has their trust when he has the ball,
Be it down back or at Full Forward.

Leroy "Legend" Brown,
Whose unselfishness has endeared him to Mick.
From a pack of dirty roos we've found,
A man with a heart almost as big as his d**k.

Don't be shy, It's never too late,
Come all and gather round.
This season let's get behind our mate,
Leroy "Legend" Brown.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Move over Bob Ellis, we have a new poet laureate! That third stanza brought a tear to my eye

And I particularly like the positivity of the Anvil's performance in defiance of the doom and gloom on the board.

Bravo! Bravo!

 

[Old Spice]

Yeah the third was very nice. If you'll allow me. Ah hem.

He's as cut up as a labrador
An engine like a Toyota Crown
But behold the behemoth in the showers
His phat sopresso, big Leroy Brown

 

[HotPiesWithSauce]

It's nice to know you blokes share my passion

 

[Old Spice]

I'd perhaps be better described as a fan of the medium.

 

[Optimax]

Leigh brown is actually part god.

His sweat can cure cancer and is also a very very powerful aphrodisiac

 

[Primetime Pricey]

almost dropped my beer when Leroy did that big u-turn in the 2nd qtr.

the lad was kicking straight as well. Take note Travis

 

[mattys123]

He's our new "cult hero", that's for sure, add Toovey to the mix and you have as much fun as you can handle with cult heroes at Collingwood.

Leeroy is here to stay, North must be kicking themselves looking at their forward line yesterday, Corey Jones lol.

 

[mdc]

I'd perhaps be better described as a fan of the medium.

Leigh Brown's no medium, he's the Large with The Lot and extra pickle (apparently).

 

[HotPiesWithSauce]

Leigh Brown's no medium, he's the Large with The Lot and extra pickle (apparently).

Actually, i've heard he's only two inches............from the floor

 

[Old Spice]

Leigh Brown's no medium, he's the Large with The Lot and extra pickle (apparently).

Sorry, meant to say he's the mentalist.

Actually, i've heard he's only two inches............from the floor

Been mistaken for an oil rig is the word on the street.

 

[HotPiesWithSauce]

Been mistaken for an oil rig is the word on the street.

Well let's hope noone tries to pump him, he needs to keep his mind on the season.

 

[Optimax]

Leigh Brown tackles can lead to earth quakes and other such events

 

[Old Spice]

Never mind the quality, feel the width of big Leroy and his monster drill bit.

 

[PieLebo87]

LOL, in all seriousness though. What happens there? At the start of the game, there was Wood, Jolly, Cloke and L Brown rotating through the forward line, with Fraser and Anthony to return, and it seemed like the logical solution, then he went on and kicked 4 goals and was one of our best. Whats the solution?

 

[dswan]

He plays in the forward 50, works hard and gets a few goals. Maybe 40+ goals for a season would be a good result for the club.

 

[absy]

40+ goals from Brown would be a good result...? No shit really?

 

[conodie05]

Actually, i've heard he's only two inches............from the floor

He shall be hereon known as "the Rudder".

 

[dswan]

40+ goals from Brown would be a good result...? No shit really?

Nice positive contribution get back to your woodstock buddy

 

[pauly_moss]

Brown if played at Full Forward permantly potentiually could be a 60 goal forward i like the big fella knows how to chase and tackle i reckon has ability to kick a bag of 8. I would expect at least 130 goals between him Anthony and Cloke

 

[Yam yam]

Knee jerk there. He's had a good game, but I don't expect him, JA and Cloke to kick 130.

Would be surprised if Cloke got over 30 tbh. Couldn't score in a brothel last season.

 

[Pie eyed]

Knee jerk there. He's had a good game, but I don't expect him, JA and Cloke to kick 130.

Would be surprised if Cloke got over 30 tbh. Couldn't score in a brothel last season.

Ball drop, that's the problem.

 

[handy point]

Leigh Brown tackles can lead to earth quakes and other such events

I'll just move that "s" for you.


Leigh Brown's tackle can lead to earth quakes and other such events


Much more accurate.

 

[Markfs]

The thread made me curious about his stats in the past so I had a look. Last year was his best stats year other than his second at North...but he got twice as many tackles last year..

And I was surprised to see that the teams that he was most successful against over his whole career ...were Carlton, Hawthorn and Geelong.....he seems to like a challenge..

I've come to the conclusion that if he doesnt kick straight, other players will push him out of the team..

And the mail is right...he's never kicked straight...usually more points than goals throughout his career...but I'd like to see him make it

 

[Kirby]

He kicked straight last week because basically all his shots were about 25 metres out directly in front. He never had one slightly challenging shot.