Lovely Training Report

[DEES RULE!]

Hmmm... well without going into too much private detail i will say that training was great!
This was the first pre-season i've gone to this summer and yeah i can assure you there have been a few changes... to say the least!
Firstly it was really good seeing Bizzell fit right in, looks like he has made good friends with Woey and Nicho and Brucey!
Ellis also looked like he was fitting in well!
A group of guys in Yze, Nicholson, Williams, Rigoni and someone else.... grrrrr....... BAD MEMORY........ were walking around on the side just running and straching.
Febes was doing something with a trainer but also fairly light work and Schwarta and Johnno were bumming... just walking around the oval running occasionally (what is with Johnno and not training! ).
Chell came bit late and didn't go into the meeting they had. Instead he did a light session with a trainer and Breese (yeah Mish is probably smilling reading this) and sometimes Powell just handballing and wiggling his ass and stuff (yeah ok please dont ask).
Half way through the session Febes, Schwarta and Yze went for a bike ride (needless to say the outfit didn't exactly fit comfortably on Schwarta's beer gut! ) and i didn't see them afterwards!
The rest of the guys trained normally. They had a fairly light session doing a few drills and stuff like that. They really couldn't be bothered.... or so it looked..... but never the less they seemed happy enough to go along with it!

*** If you are not a female DO NOT read beyond this point***

Ok now girls this is the bit we all wanna hear...... the looks......... the goss......... the new hairdo's!
Where should i start?
Well..... Chell gets the "hot award" for showing up wearing a little teeeeny singlet with ever teeeeenier shorts wearing these black sunnies and having his hair done half properly........ after he came back from the beach he lost the little teeeeny shorts and replaced them with a little teeeeeny white towel...... hmmmmmm......
Godders and Tommo bleached their hair..... Godders looks shocking but Tommo looks mighty fine. Robbo re- did his tips and yeah i suppose they look alright but he needs either a hair cut or more gel!
Woey........ *Nicki i think you should sit down again*...... got a tat just about his ass and.......... *SIT DOWN* a nipple ring........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (oh and an eyebrow ring)!
Oh man even Robbo made fun of Woey and his nipple ring!
I didn't see anyone else's eyebrow ring but im pretty sure Brucey had one...... wasn't looking at his face though!
Ellis and Biz fit right in! Ellis is VERY tanned and Biz.... well you know he's got tips so thats good enough!
Oh i forgot to mention Brucey has obviously been working over the break coz he has developed a bit and is no longer this tinny little stick he used to be!
Lamby needs a haircut..... VERY BADLY........ummm Broadbridge grew a BEARD! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.......... and Nicho forgot to shave......... NOT A GOOD LOOK!
Ok i think thats about it........ if i remember anything else i'll let ya know!
Hope you enjoy! (and if you are a guy and didn't enjoy this bit well too bad coz i told ya to stop reading! )

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

hmm sounds kool but heard most of it already....*and more*
um well yeh wot can i say..gotta get better in a couple of weeks when i am there....lol instead of being on the other end of the phone lol

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

koooooolies thanx for the report...i'm itching to get down to Sandy but waitin for the weather to hot up a bit otherwise it's not much fun! Why do the Melbourne boys always seem to have an offseason midlife crisis if it aint a hair bleach its a beard if it aint a beard its a piercing if it aint a piercing its a tatt or in Woey's case a bit of everything mwwahahahhaa woey with a nipple ring lol lol lol so erm did u manage to get outta the boyz which ones had erm any 'other' types of piercings hehehhee it's always a pissa to get that one outta them there r a few that i kno of

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
koooooolies thanx for the report...i'm itching to get down to Sandy but waitin for the weather to hot up a bit otherwise it's not much fun! Why do the Melbourne boys always seem to have an offseason midlife crisis if it aint a hair bleach its a beard if it aint a beard its a piercing if it aint a piercing its a tatt or in Woey's case a bit of everything mwwahahahhaa woey with a nipple ring lol lol lol so erm did u manage to get outta the boyz which ones had erm any 'other' types of piercings hehehhee it's always a pissa to get that one outta them there r a few that i kno of

LOL!
Well all i know is that Robbo is a chicken when it comes to that stuff. I asked him where was his eyebrow ring and he is like... nah that is sooooo not for me...... than he made fun of Woey which was really good!
Urrm.. dont think i was gonna ask about other piercings though!
Gees Spidey if you were there today you would have totally and completely died watching Chell in that little shorts/towel! He looked awsome..... we just watched him in awe!
Oh yeah i forgot to mention Wheels kind of shaved his hair. Like its pretty damn short and only the spikey bit up front is longer... not the best look but not as bad as it sounds either!

 

[Doggiesrule1020]

Hey Dees girl thanks for the report on Dees training sounds like the boys r shaping up well and I dont only mean playin wise either.Do you know wen they r training by any chance cause i might have to go down to Sandy to have a look.

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Doggiesrule1020
Hey Dees girl thanks for the report on Dees training sounds like the boys r shaping up well and I dont only mean playin wise either.Do you know wen they r training by any chance cause i might have to go down to Sandy to have a look.

No problems!
I know that next week they don't have training, but if you wanna find out just ring the club on 1800-demons and ask for training details, or you can try the website www.demons.com.au

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


Oh yeah i forgot to mention Wheels kind of shaved his hair. Like its pretty damn short and only the spikey bit up front is longer... not the best look but not as bad as it sounds either!

wot!!! ohh i so gotta c that...mish u told me he was just the same but he got his tips done again....ohh well it'll grow..lol

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

i say we all e-mail the official site and tell them to make sure they get all the training times up at the start of the week this summer wot u think girlz? Coz i fukin hate having to ring up all the clubs all the time like a lil teeny pestering to kno when trainings on!

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
i say we all e-mail the official site and tell them to make sure they get all the training times up at the start of the week this summer wot u think girlz? Coz i fukin hate having to ring up all the clubs all the time like a lil teeny pestering to kno when trainings on!

Ohhh i so agree!
I hate having to ring them up all the time and have some bitch on the other line tell me to hold on while she leaves me listening to some cheapo radio station for 20 mins while she goes and gets the training times...... grrrrrrr..... stupid bitch!
Anyways back to the point.... i agree Spidey we should email them and tell them to put the website into good use!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

yeh and another thing on that....at Collingwood we often had those bitches lie to us about the times GRRh seemed they want the boys all to themselves obviously after a few little things i'd noticed goin on!

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
yeh and another thing on that....at Collingwood we often had those bitches lie to us about the times GRRh seemed they want the boys all to themselves obviously after a few little things i'd noticed goin on!

Ok the girls down at Melbourne are not THAT bad.... no one ever lied to us about training times.... but i wouldn't be surprised if they "skipped" a few times! I seriously doubt that they dont have training the whole of this week.... but the lady knows best!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

hmm i will check it out of im down there coz i been going to Sandy a bit lately just for the beach so i'll go past the footy ground and have a squiz. Did she say why they weren't training? Coz it's possible they r off on a camp like Saints have been.

 

[danzy_rocks]

hey spidez u gunna be down sandy much? cos im gunna be down there all the time (well whenever sandy are training) during summer when im at home
im thinkin bout buying a sandy membership... if i cant get a collingwood one i'll get the next best thing! (actually id prefer zebs membership to the pies lol)

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

yeh if im not workin and its a hot day ill be right down Sandy every spare day that i have (well when im not at the other trainings lol) but yeh Sandy is my fave so i will be down there a fair bit come say hi if u see a chicky with really really bleached hair kickin a footy round!

 

[dees*gal]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
yeh if im not workin and its a hot day ill be right down Sandy every spare day that i have (well when im not at the other trainings lol) but yeh Sandy is my fave so i will be down there a fair bit come say hi if u see a chicky with really really bleached hair kickin a footy round!

as did we!! oh, and spidey, come in from the other side, now, they were training on the opposite side as to where they were last yr, so yeah, go towards the beach end...

and or, i think you were right with the photogropher (SP?) coz the pics on www.demons.com.au are the ones from when we went...

oooooh, and you forgot to say, that woey has FULLY tones up his body!! it looked ssoooooo good!! and even or thought it looked good!

i'll be back down there as ssoooon as i can!!

GO DEES!!!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

heheh yes i will be up the beach end kickin the footy again like last time when i got that very cheeky reaction from the boys who 1) seemed to find lookin at my arse very entertaining and 2) laughing at my hiccies naughty boyz but i luved every minute of it of course

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
heheh yes i will be up the beach end kickin the footy again like last time when i got that very cheeky reaction from the boys who 1) seemed to find lookin at my arse very entertaining and 2) laughing at my hiccies naughty boyz but i luved every minute of it of course

Well....... LOL...... towards the end when they came around to the fence where we were seating to strech they were happy checking out my friend's ass....... LOL........ when we told her they were checking her out she freaked!
But yeah they moved their change rooms too so no more perving right into the showers!

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Originally posted by dees*gal

...

oooooh, and you forgot to say, that woey has FULLY tones up his body!! it looked ssoooooo good!! and even or thought it looked good!

i'll be back down there as ssoooon as i can!!

GO DEES!!!

um u gotta be kidding..Or thinking he looked good..no way! she told me he didn;t! BITCH! lol but how could he not!

 

[Possum Notting]

Well ... Dees Rule that sounds like on hell of a training session, I may have to venture down to Melbourne Town to check it out for myself. I am hoping the the Lions first training session for the pre session is as good as yours was. The Lions start training next Wednesday, I have been hagging out for it since B & F night as they were all looking mighty fine and didn't even have one player with a shirt off.

 

[CowboyFromHell]

I sooooooo want to make a smart ass reply to this whole thread, but I will restrain myself. Do u guys have anything better to do??

Dees01, this is why we need to take over this board dude, the topics are just complete drivel! Who cares who got a nipple ring, why don't u girls ask them if they got one on their **** so u can giggle and think ur top ****.

And all this tips **** and what not, gimme a ****in break. This DOWNGRADES MY team. It just makes me god damn angry when you talk about all this ****. You have little respect for their talent, and don't argue the fact. If one of them don't look good, all of a sudden they must suck. Lemme tell u all something......

Woey is OVER RATED
Robbo is OVER RATED
Neitz is an UNDER ACHIEVER

You want real talent, take a look at Walshy, Broady, Brucey and Yze to name a few. The game is about talent, not looks. So please shut the **** up about that other stuff to do with training. Tell us how they trained, that's fine. But the other stuff is garbage.

Thankyou

CFH

"Well I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat, I'm ugly and proud so **** YOU!" - Corey Taylor, Slipknot.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

lol typical...last summer they even had the nerve to yell out 'stop checkin out her ass' to each other ah men *shakes head* they coulda at least done it sneakily although us women have eyes in the bak of our head and can usually still tell lol

and....OMG.....Possum Notting....If u go to Brissy training and see my baby Aaron Shattock ask him if he remembers the 'Playboy girl' (aka Spidey ) from grand final week lol actually no don't. Is he even still on the list? cheeky boy that one but a cutey!

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

will u just **** off CFH...i mean how can u say we don't notice the talent..u wouldn't have a clue.....we do...look Or told ya not to read n e further so u wouldn't complain...i mean y can't we talk bout that stuff...we apprieciate the guys 4 footyballers and we do look at their skills just as much as u.....i hate it when people say girls only like footy for the guys....

 

[Possum Notting]

Shattsy!!!!!

Spidey,
Shattsy is still on the list thankgoodness, as I am really good mates with him, talk all the time after training and ressies and senior (when he is playing in the seniors) home games. I gave him a big hug after the ressies won their gf in AFLQ and the night of B & F. Yes I am one girl that is hot for Our Shattsy it isn't funny, I have heard stories about how cheeky Our Shattsy is...

Well tell all the juicey details of gf week!!!! Email all the details to Shattsy34@hotmail.com

A CUTEY IS A VERY HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE BOY WE BOTH LOVE!!!!

P.S I can't wait to c him next wednesday at the first preseason training session, he looked mighty fine at preseaon training last season. His nickname was "THE BODY"!!!!

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by CowboyFromHell


Woey is OVER RATED
Robbo is OVER RATED
Neitz is an UNDER ACHIEVER

alright. although i am totally not in the mood i am gonna argue this.

number one - WOEY

lets just see what makes him over rated.

alrighty
Rising Star nominee - 1997
Best and Fairest runner up 1999
Best and Fairest 2000
114 games,
51 goals
un-arguably the fittest and most hard working at the club and ummm there was something else....oh geez what is it?????? ummm oh thats right...apparently he won some award umm in 2000 i think..Something like the Brownlow medal. but yeah he's overrated



number 2 ROBBO
Rising Star nominee 1998
78 games
114 goals
Robbed of mark of the year
2nd in goal kicking in 2000 and top this year.
maybe u r right

ok and now number 3 NEITA
Now take into account he has been around longer than the first 2, but none the less.

All Australian School boys tour of Ireland 1991
Rising Star Nominee 1993
2nd B&F 1995 and 2001
All Australian 1995
Leading Goal Kicker 1996, 1997, 1999
Captain since 2000
Toured Ireland in 1998 and represented Australia in 1999 as well.
33 career brownlow votes
Best Team Player 2000 and 2001
State of Origin 1995

But umm yeah i spose he has under-achieved

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by CowboyFromHell
I sooooooo want to make a smart ass reply to this whole thread, but I will restrain myself. Do u guys have anything better to do??

Dees01, this is why we need to take over this board dude, the topics are just complete drivel! Who cares who got a nipple ring, why don't u girls ask them if they got one on their **** so u can giggle and think ur top ****.

And all this tips **** and what not, gimme a ****in break. This DOWNGRADES MY team. It just makes me god damn angry when you talk about all this ****. You have little respect for their talent, and don't argue the fact. If one of them don't look good, all of a sudden they must suck. Lemme tell u all something......

Woey is OVER RATED
Robbo is OVER RATED
Neitz is an UNDER ACHIEVER

You want real talent, take a look at Walshy, Broady, Brucey and Yze to name a few. The game is about talent, not looks. So please shut the **** up about that other stuff to do with training. Tell us how they trained, that's fine. But the other stuff is garbage.

Thankyou

CFH

"Well I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat, I'm ugly and proud so **** YOU!" - Corey Taylor, Slipknot.

*** If you are not a female DO NOT read beyond this point***

Can you read????
Dees01 obviously can!
This is the off season and if i recall it correctly this is our board as much as it is yours if not more, so don't come on here when you feel like it and tell us what we can and cannot post about. You don't come on here and tell us what we look at and how we don't look at the player's skills because you obviously have NO IDEA and you obviously know nothing!
Coming on here and degrading what i post on MY board by calling Woey and Robbo over rated and Neita an underachiever, goes to show that you have no REAL or TRUE argument and that your post was the biggest loud of rubbish i ever read!
This is a board for everyone... if you don't like it.... simple... DON'T READ IT! This is in no way offensive and therefore no moderator would have a problem with it so why don't you go and shove your whinging up your backside!