Make me Laugh

[Eagle got a win]

I feel like laughing. Simple big footy. Make me laugh.

 

[little graham]

 

[proka123]

 

[Plugger35]

Croweater

Duritz

 

[Gough]

I was having dinner with Bobby Fischer, on the table was a checkered tablecloth, it took him two, and a half hours to pass the salt.

 

[Duritz]

I was having dinner with Bobby Fischer, on the table was a checkered tablecloth, it took him two, and a half hours to pass the salt.

I feel like Bobby Fischer, always two moves ahe-ad.

 

[Van_Dyke]

 

[Bunk Moreland]

An Englishman walked into a bar.

We need an Irishman and a Scot to finish this joke, but unfortunately they're all busy at the Rugby World Cup. So we'll have to leave it there.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

This never EVER fails to make me laugh.

 

[Van_Dyke]

This never EVER fails to make me laugh.

If only I could like this more than once.

 

[Van_Dyke]

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This never EVER fails to make me laugh.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Faarrrck! At exactly 3:00, bang goes Jeremy!

 

[JoseMourinho]

 

[Plugger35]

 

[KardiniaPark]

I walked past a pirate yesterday and asked him why he had a wheel on the front of his pants. He said 'ARGHHHH it's driving me nuts'

 

[Thrawn]

Does tickling count?

 

[Demosthenes]

Food is like black comedy.











Some people don't get it.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Faarrrck! At exactly 3:00, bang goes Jeremy!

Poor jezza is so rapt with the result and has to try to keep a straight face

 

[Plugger35]

Why on earth would you go on a tv show when there's a possibility you'll be outed as a brother f***er?

I'm guessing they got paid for it, but I don't think any amount of money would make up for the embarrassment and shame of that.

 

[Duritz]

Essendon extended James' contract right after he was suspended, then fired him a year later.







/thread

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

 

[Duritz]

I might start a thread entitled "make me blow". Blokes and fat chicks need not apply

 

[BALKAN]

So far this is one of the unfunniest threads on the site

 

[Flash of power]

Read the Chrisco thread from start to finish - laughs a plenty in there.