Roast Mark Robinson

[Markfs]

Gill said that all AFL admin staff are subjected to the same drug policy.

That's about it. Neil was being dip lo matic.

so the admin staff are drug tested?.... I wonder if Gill is randomly drug tested...

 

[PicaBoo]

 

[eddiebankbalance]

so the admin staff are drug tested?.... I wonder if Gill is randomly drug tested...

April fooled us Gil?

 

[Ulahoopski]

"He had two stubbies of VB, seventy-five glasses of Melbourne, five schooners of Crown, a saltshaker half-full of gin, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored shit, Midori, Curacao, Creme de menthe... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of whisky, five boxes of eclairs filled with that disgusting mock creme crap, and a video of James Hird naked singing 'Happy Birthday Mister Chief Football Writer'. Not that he needed all that for one episode, but once you get locked into a serious binge, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the James Hird pr0n. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Hird obsession, and I knew he'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

"But as I watched him leave the Fox studio that night, I knew the truth. There he went, one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too preserved on pure alcohol to die, and too stupid to shut the **** up."

Gerard "Raoul Duke" Whateley, Fear and Loathing on 360.

I can't welcome you enough. Looking forward to your posts if they're going to maintain this standard. Glorious stuff.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

http://www.sen.com.au/news/03-16/neil-balme-robbo-was-fishing-for-the-number#1BBDt4vv0Vs1qHCi.97

“He doesn’t know the number.

“He rang us and said I’ve heard that 23 of your blokes have tested positive in the off-season and we said that’s wildly off the pace I would have thought.

“Then he came back, ‘what about up to eleven?’

“Now, none of it is factual and then we had that same organisation coming back in Sydney and wrote that we had 30 and then we had another come back and say we hear it’s seven.

“So they were fishing for a number and Robbo goes with up to eleven.”

That fat piece of slimy shark shit.

 

[danielnajdek]

http://www.sen.com.au/news/03-16/neil-balme-robbo-was-fishing-for-the-number#1BBDt4vv0Vs1qHCi.97



That fat piece of slimy shark shit.

Great journalism.

 

[Leviathan Pie]

He's a f**king turd, should be removed from all forms of football media

 

[Soups]

Can't believe people say "I can see why he went with the story." Yeah who gives a ****, he's still a slimey piece of shit.

 

[MagpieJoel]

Slobbo has no credibility. Absolutely none after this.

They had more than one paper from under the News Corp umbrella ringing with different figures. They were trying to fish for an answer that would provide them with a hint. Pathetic, gutter, trash "journalism".

 

[suspect footskills]

Loved seeing him squirm when cornered by Bucks and Scott. Just as I'm slightly satisfied that persona non bargearse has been put in his place he shoots of "you'd think Eddie would run with this if it were another club..."
FFS, wake up and realise you're beat. Pickled turdburgler.

 

[Saltytigertears]

Keep reporting this fat pig dogs Twitter posts and calling him out!

 

[ppoiter]

Keep reporting this fat pig dogs Twitter posts and calling him out!

Hinequarters?

 

[spartan-magpie]

evidently the dog was dealing and when the cop shot him some of the drugs that the dog was holding in its paw flew into the air and went down the mouth of the police officer.....which was why he failed the random drug test

The dog didn't threaten him with a frisbee?

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Fantastic post, should be repeated many times

But don't a bunch of newly crowned triple premiership players have the biggest license to go out and smash a few lines? I'd imagine it would be assumed that they'd naturally play up the most during the offseason..

 

[Markfs]

The dog didn't threaten him with a frisbee?

no, it gave an indication that it wanted him to throw a ball and that constitutes a threat to a policeman, under the criminal code.

12.1.3 (b) A dog must not do anything that will require, incite, persuade, shame a police officer to engage in any physical activity. Such an action can be reasonably interpreted as an act of agression which will justify the dog being shot.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

All the cops in the donut shops say; ey-oh ey-oh eyyyyy-ohhh eyyyyyyyyyy-ooooooooooohhh!

 

[Hardas]

That's like saying you'll never get in an Airbus or Boeing plane again after a plane crash. Things improve based on previous issues.
Do you get on Airbus and Boeing planes still?

Really? C'mon - give it a rest.

 

[Markfs]

I was just thinking whether alcohol should be considered a recreational drug or a performance enhancing drug for Robinson.

It's certainly recreational, because he just loves getting drunk. On the other hand, can he actually write his column without the help of grog? In fact, is it possible for him to live with himself without some level of alcohol in his blood?

 

[TradeDraft]

In the Record tonight.

Adams said Robbo was his Favourite Jurno.

That was not done this week

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Its a kind of who has the biggest d.ick sort of thing

John says hi from his homes

 

[Saintly Viewed]

He is an expression of a growing phenomenon. In our current individual obsessed world, we have become convinced in the innate superiority of the unschooled everyman over the expert. Facts no longer matter, learning no longer matters, process and ethics no longer matters, all that matters is the individual opinion. Robbo is the quintessential everyman, the defiantly untutored, unapologetically biased, guy down the pub who appeals to the innate belief amongst those without the ability or dare I say it discipline to actually learn anything about a topic and whose loudness grows in direct proportion to their alcohol consumption and ignorance.

These people are not interested in facts, indeed anyone bringing up inconvenient facts is likely to be seen as a member of the "elite", "vested interests", the hated ones responsible for all that is bad, or worse, part of the conspiracy themselves. All they are interested is someone in the public eye willing to parrot their own spittle laden prejudices.

Given the changes in demographics of consumption relating to traditional media, its likely his type will become more dominant not less. Because these people are the only ones still reading the HS and its ilk as if it means anything.

How can someone with a horse motif / avatar not get a like from me

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Just because an article is legally okay does not make it factual.

Correct.
Just because David spears says something doesn't mean it has any more chance of credibility than anyone else

 

[Saintly Viewed]

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This is why Picaboo is worth gold on big footy

 

[SpongePie]

Problem is, he'll just get away with this. The next big story will happen and the world will move on, and Robbo will walk away from this unscathed.

 

[TradeDraft]

Problem is, he'll just get away with this. The next big story will happen and the world will move on, and Robbo will walk away from this unscathed.

AFL will look after the Fat campaigner