Autopsy Match Simulation, 2024: St.Kilda v Essendon

[hangdog]

Both Parma and St.Kilda are in godzone.

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It's pronounced "Prm"

 

[hangdog]

Everyone change their behaviour to suit me!

Wahhhhhhhhhhh.

Pathetic.

Watching George being bashed by a lone poster



For goodness sake, i mainly come here to steal other people's brilliant jokes and play them off as my own with friends

 

[hangdog]

Apparently we were the ones at "full-strength" btw

And yes I know Shiel and Draper were also out

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LOL! Shiel wasn't even considered a "notable out".

 

[hangdog]

Righto. I've already had my answer from the bloke I engaged but one more time for those who are a bit slower:
He'd have two accounts. One for moderating, one for general posting that could be ignored.
Not sure why you feel the need to chime in on something you don't understand. Concentrate your efforts on getting that cap you covet so badly.

Yeah, let him just quickly log out of BF and log back in again on his "Silly Goose" account, find the post he wanted to comment on and THEN make the cool, silly, funny post.

Oh but wait, he'd probably have to sit and think whether it was silly enough to warrant switching accounts in the first place. Wouldn't want to tarnish his mod account with silliness and vice versa.

George, did you ever consider just becoming a GWS fan and leaving the forum?

 

[hangdog]

Oh ffs have just discovered that you wánkers call polony, “Devon” (?).
WTAF is wrong with you?

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WTF is "polony" and why does it sound like something the church would frown upon?

 

[George]

Yeah, let him just quickly log out of BF and log back in again on his "Silly Goose" account, find the post he wanted to comment on and THEN make the cool, silly, funny post.

Oh but wait, he'd probably have to sit and think whether it was silly enough to warrant switching accounts in the first place. Wouldn't want to tarnish his mod account with silliness and vice versa.

George, did you ever consider just becoming a GWS fan and leaving the forum?

Hello. This is moderator George. Silly George is unavailable at the moment. Please try again later.

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[hangdog]

Hello. This is moderator George. Silly George is unavailable at the moment. Please try again later.

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Dear George,

Your recent post registered a score of 47 on the silly scale.

This is a beach of your silly quota for moderator content.

Please begin live streaming your self-flagellation at the earliest convenience.

Sincerely,

Society

 

[George]

Dear George,

Your recent post registered a score of 47 on the silly scale.

This is a beach of your silly quota for moderator content.

Please begin live streaming your self-flagellation at the earliest convenience.

Sincerely,

Society

Thank you for your message.

Please contact my silly account, Saints43, for stupid content.

Regards,

Moderator George (The Moderator)


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[Sarcoidevo]

Might change the username to He Who Must Not Be Named

The Poster has given me some ideas. What would we do without The Poster?

Voldemod v Harry Poster

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

Go to home page tap on sport scroll to afl .then scroll down to match sim and select stk v ess and strem replay

Is that you George?

 

[Ducky Tie]

The additions of Henry, Wilson and Bonner really brings some run and class to the team. Though Henry gets a mixed review from Freo fans with his kicking. We’re not a particularly great kicking team overall. Got me thinking about who our best kicks are in our full strength team. Sinclair, Wilkie, NWM, Stocker, Battle, and now those three probably in the mix? Steele is safe and reliable by foot too I guess.

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

Both Parma and St.Kilda are in godzone.

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I think a parma is not a parma if the topping does not include ham!

 

[George]

Voldemod v Harry Poster

You might be onto something here

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

Oh ffs have just discovered that you wánkers call polony, “Devon” (?).
WTAF is wrong with you?

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You think that's Fkd up, in SA they call Devon Bung Fritz and Strasburg Polish Sausage

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

I’m betting Gringworm went to a Steiner school tho

Is that because he can think for himself?

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

The Scones with cream and jam were bloody good at Bourton on the Water.

Scones made with lemonade are bloody delicious

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

WTF is "polony" and why does it sound like something the church would frown upon?

I think it is what you Mexicans refer to as Devon in the small goods meat section, of you local supermarket

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Thank you for your message.

Please contact my silly account, Saints43, for stupid content.

Regards,

Moderator George (The Moderator)


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Do you ever think “the moderator” is meant to be read The Moderator?
Gives it a whole different meaning, I think you’re his favourite

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Polony is an English name for Bologna Sausage, lots of English in W.A.

Bologna sausage - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Devon is a cheap sausage made of meat including pork.

Devon (sausage) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Since W.A. people are gullible, they fell for calling Devon , Polony. They have been buying cheap mixed meat stuff and think its Bologna.

 

[Tommy Wigs]

It's called straz in vic, I have never partaken btw horrible stuff

Also you might be upsetting some maybe george can make a luncheon meat thread

Stick it in a toastie, however, and have your mind blown and your pencil hardened.

 

[Joffaboy]

Wow, rent free.

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[Darrian Barnett]

I don’t see it with Cox, Reid and Perkins. None of them look more than being GOPs.

Pretty funny that they had 3 top 10 picks in the worst draft in history

 

[True Believer]

I think it is what you Mexicans refer to as Devon in the small goods meat section, of you local supermarket

Why on earth would the church frown on devon?

Is it because, as they say, "the devons in the detail" ??

 

[Joffaboy]

Pretty funny that they had 3 top 10 picks in the worst draft in history

Speaking of drafts, last years draft was supposed to be the weakest on record, but we seemed to have landed some very good talent were 3 maybe four could have a crack of seniors this year.

Either the draft wasn't as weak as some said, we drafted particularly well or a combo of both (which I would posit)

 

[True Believer]

Speaking of drafts, last years draft was supposed to be the weakest on record, but we seemed to have landed some very good talent were 3 maybe four could have a crack of seniors this year.

Either the draft wasn't as weak as some said, we drafted particularly well or a combo of both (which I would posit)

Nice use of the word "posit"....

Appreciate your efforts to elevate this forum above the usual sludge of mediocrity so often spewed forth by some of the beloved, but challenged, prolific contributors.