granniewolf
Norm Smith Medallist
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You've made me crave a lamb wrap from Zeus. So good made with pita. The chicken hades is great too.Last one I promise.
Kirby
Kirby, Kebabs in Bed
He crept in late, with stealth and flair,
A takeaway scent perfumed the air.
Wrapped in foil, still piping hot—
A midnight feast his stomach sought.
He fluffed the pillows, dimmed the light,
Unwrapped the lamb with pure delight.
Tzatziki dripped like candle wax,
While chili sauce launched sneak attacks.
He groaned with joy, each spicy bite
A dreamy, greasy kind of night.
But then—a growl not from his plate,
His wife stood there, eyes full of hate.
“The sheets!” she cried. “The smell! The mess!”
“Is this some act of war, no less?”
With garlic breath, he tried to plead,
“It's just a snack… a primal need!”
She seized the naan and flung it far,
It landed in his old guitar.
A skewer flew, the hummus spilled,
Their bedtime peace forever killed.
He sleeps now on the couch instead,
Dreaming of kebabs in bed.
And though he longs for one more taste,
He fears again his wife's distaste.
Wish I lived closer.






