Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[Cyclops]

Apparently tomorrow is "National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day". I'm working from home, just in case it's me.

You know what must be done!

 

[philreich]

Wife: If your wife and mother in law were being attacked by a tiger, who would you save?

Husband: The tiger - there's not enough of them left in the wild.

The husband is now in ICU.

 

[Falchoon]

I'm surprised people bothered watching Carlton or Essendon games in the second half of the year.

I enjoyed them thoroughly.

On topic, Gresham's performances were a particular source of joy.

 

[Mushie]

Flogs who when they have been humiliated falsely declare the poster who defeated them to be melting are losers.

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Here have a toastie.

There's not enough cheese in the world for my interactions with my fellow Hawthorn supporters so far.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
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Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to Pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

Maximum points for the drive-by on DanWA

 

[frggr]

We need that Luke Parker

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Luke Parker

Age

33

Ht

183cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.2

5star

K

12.6

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

3.8

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.8

5star

D

22.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

9.9

5star

M

3.9

4star

T

5.0

5star

CL

5.5

5star

D

21.2

5star

K

11.4

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

8.0

5star

CL

5.2

5star

/Dylan Shiel

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Dylan Shiel

Age

32

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.6

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.2

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

3.9

5star

MG

410.2

5star

D

23.4

5star

K

13.6

5star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.2

2star

T

3.4

4star

MG

334.4

5star

D

19.8

5star

K

8.4

4star

HB

11.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

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[Over The Post]

We need that Luke Parker/Dylan Shiel gif

No you don't.

 

[The Sultan]

I enjoyed them thoroughly.

On topic, Gresham's performances were a particular source of joy.

 

[Dinsdale]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
View attachment 2466191
Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to Pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

I lolled how my favourite midget ran away from that guy with squirrels in his beard

 

[Kabanna]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
View attachment 2466191
Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to Pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

I was gonna waste my time looking through the SQOTY Fred for my response to this, then remembered I only needed to look through my divvy reacts.

Hey V_23 look, Saad got a mention for being.. a squib!

 

[the avoca drover]

I was gonna waste my time looking through the SQOTY Fred for my response to this, then remembered I only needed to look through my divvy reacts.

Hey V_23 look, Saad got a mention for being.. a squib!

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I don’t think he squibbed it.
It was just a normal, piss weak Carlolton effort.
Been happening for about 30 years.
Lol @ Carlolton

 

[Kabanna]

I don’t think he squibbed it.
It was just a normal, piss weak Carlolton effort.
Been happening for about 30 years.
Lol @ Carlolton

Just humour me here. For the purposes of Carlton flog melts, it was a squib.

 

[All Aust]

Just humour me here. For the purposes of Carlton flog melts, it was a squib.

Ol cloth arms

 

[T2B_]

Just humour me here. For the purposes of Carlton flog melts, it was a squib.

I'm gonna call a spade a spade, that was a squib. Never want to see that sort of thing again.

 

[Baldur]

I'm gonna call a spade a spade, that was a squib. Never want to see that sort of thing again.

So you are never going to watch Carlton play again?

 

[Over The Post]

So you are never going to watch Carlton play again?

 

[V23]

I was gonna waste my time looking through the SQOTY Fred for my response to this, then remembered I only needed to look through my divvy reacts.

Hey V_23 look, Saad got a mention for being.. a squib!

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I suppose all those tacklers Dusty fended-off “squibbed” it too then?

 

[Borussia Teeth]

It was fallow last year - If you search "Mofra's Bottom 50" and tick thread title only they should all pop up

If you search “Mofra’s Bottom” something else might pop up…

 

[Over The Post]

If you search “Mofra’s Bottom” something else might pop up…

Only with safesearch off.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

If you search “Mofra’s Bottom” something else might pop up…

 

[Over The Post]

 

[Bunk Moreland]

A couple of years back Essendon and Carlton basically had a bidding war over Saad.

Probably sums both clubs up.

 

[76woodenspooners]

A couple of years back Essendon and Carlton basically had a bidding war over Saad.

Probably sums both clubs up.

+ Dylan Shiel

 

[spenze]

A couple of years back Essendon and Carlton basically had a bidding war over Saad.

Probably sums both clubs up.

Every club can point to that sort of situation in the last 10 years, Carlton more than others but you know, the Crows sold the farm and more on Bryce Gibbs to find out that "footy isn't my thing"...surely it was worked out by him playing for the Baggers but we went all in.

 

[hawkman]

Can we include Sean Abbott? Although he would probably be in the lifetime achievement category