Matera92
Brownlow Medallist
In a challenge to the entire SFA, Bears Co - Captains, Matera92 and Dingster have told the naysayers of the SFA media world to go fornicate themselves with an iron bar. Having swiftly turned around the fortunes of the seemingly listless qooty team in just four short days, they've rounded out their list, created the greatest team thread known to SFA - kind including a licensed* Star Wars theme, and are on track to hit round one full of running.
The turn around started when star wingman and all round champion bloke, Matera92 decided that enough was enough, and that changes needed to be made. Off field bickering and lackluster on field performance had left the Bears in a vulnerable position at the end of S21 and the firebrand was determined to make some changes.
Video footage has been leaked of Matera92 'asking' DemonJim to step down as he and former captain brahj held their end of season meeting.
brahj, seen fleeing the scene.
Having tasted success earlier in season 21 with an undefeated streak of 1 as captain, Matera92 was keen to accepted the newly vacated position, and with his recently crowned co - captain Dingster and two vice captains Magruder and kane249 , has seemingly put the Bears back on their way to being a SFA powerhouse. Signing future EKA winner SpaceClef , and removing dead wood in miss_kate18 and Wise Guy Sam .
When asked to respond to Frankston Rover 's recent comments on the state of the Bears during the SFA Podcast, the Bears captain responded with this.
"Rover is the SFA equivalent of Sam Newman. An irrelevant old has been, living off past glories, and who has trouble maintaining an erection. Now...what did he say about us on the podcast?"
It seems that all is well in the City of Lights, as the Bears eagerly look forward to round one.
Reporter: Hugh Johnson
*Definitely not licensed, plz dun sue me Disney.
