Non-AFL chat thread

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Iceland give 8 points to an undeserving Scandinavian nation, who'da thunk it?

 

[threenewpadlocks]

FRANCE GOT IT'S FIRST POINTS HALF WAY THROUGH!

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

FRANCE GOT IT'S FIRST POINTS HALF WAY THROUGH!

Europeans don't know talent when they see it, clearly.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Iceland give 8 points to an undeserving Scandinavian nation, who'da thunk it?

Happens to every one.
Malta undeserving 12 to Italy, Azerbaijan undeserving 12 to Russia etc

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I'm shattered Malta is so far down.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

It was the only song about an AFL footballer (Lynden Dunn), France deserves more points.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

The gap between the top 5 and the rest is so large.
106 for 5th, 62 for 6th

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I thought the Netherlands were close to the worst act.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I find it funnier than I should that Russia and the Ukraine are battling for position.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

I thought the Netherlands were close to the worst act.

Moldova agrees with you

 

[threenewpadlocks]

France got another point somewhere and I didn't realise!
Still, 2 points is something horrible.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I love it when you can clearly see they're in front of a green screen.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Ukraine gave votes to Russia?

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Ukraine gave votes to Russia?

Trying to buy their freedom, clearly.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

15th for Poland.
Disappointing result.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Can't believe France, Poland and Malta didn't get more votes.

 

[timtamWB]

Song would be pretty good without the unnecessary falsetto.

Heresy. There is no such thing as unnecessary falsetto.

This thread is pure gold reading it completely out of context

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Heresy. There is no such thing as unnecessary falsetto.

This thread is pure gold reading it completely out of context

When you can only sing it completely flat on every note, it's unnecessary.

 

[timtamWB]

When you can only sing it completely flat on every note, it's unnecessary.

Yeah I'm not even paying attention to you, I'm watching these girls churning butter and washing clothes.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Yeah I'm not even paying attention to you, I'm watching these girls churning butter and washing clothes.

Enjoy the flatness.

Love the song, just think he should stick to lower registers, haha.

 

[timtamWB]

Enjoy the flatness.

Love the song, just think he should stick to lower registers, haha.

Oh god it gets consistently worse, I'm impressed by the guitarist who can switch to the keyboard without skipping a beat though

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Oh god it gets consistently worse, I'm impressed by the guitarist who can switch to the keyboard without skipping a beat though

Yeah, first couple I could deal with, from then on I just wanted them to put the damn cat out of its misery.

 

[immortalmike]

For science.

I'd forgotten about her. Quality.

Ukraine were also responsible for one of my favourite acts ever. Exactly what Eurovision should be. ******* hilarious.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

To the people driving around at 12:30 at night in a rust-bucket of a car, leaving it idling out the front and sifting through the neighbours' hard rubbish with a torch, I hope your stomachs become bloated and your heads plucked of all but 3 hairs.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

This was definitely my favourite act of the night, love it.