Non-AFL chat thread

[ThirdLegUp]

Better how?

I imagine bars had cougars when you were 21

Brother, it was a different life, very different.

Remember i was a pro athlete, a body of stone, young, handsome and money . at 18 i was seeing a 39yo psychiatrist who looked like a pornstar, most beautiful woman i had ever seen to this day, (my wife agrees, saw pictures) who begged me to be her 'master'. she wanted to be my sex slave. I was 100% certain it was a gag that the boys had set up, so i went along waiting for the big, "hah got ya"...

It wasn't a setup, it was legit LOL.. Enjoyed that wonderful angels company for 4 years while enjoying anything else i wanted (a fair bit that she raced of to set up for me lol). Had a 4some before i had a 3some, both before i could drive. Mate the stories, my wife loves hearing them and wants me to write a book one day lol Did some seriously dumb shit, but got to live some seriously awesome shit too. And the kicker is... i very rarely went out clubbing, hate techno and hate crowds. It was a different time... good 'ol 90's

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Hey, I'm only 20! I take offense to that!

I prefer to do other things with my time than go out and get drunk, that stuff's not for me

That's becuase you are a good boy Timtam Stay that way mate, don't let the world corrupt you

 

[ThirdLegUp]

I love a good piss up. Last weekend ended with me acquiring (Could have been a permanent borrowing) a bike from a guy in the park on the way home from a club, having a 6 way traffic cone fight with strangers outside the kebab shop at 4am then knocking myself out on my coffee table trying to impress the chick I managed to drag home. Worst part is I passed out on her. hahahahahha. Oops. Sydney <3

See that's a little more a picture i can relate too lol

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Brother, it was a different life, very different.

Remember i was a pro athlete, a body of stone, young, handsome and money . at 18 i was seeing a 39yo psychiatrist who looked like a pornstar, most beautiful woman i had ever seen to this day, (my wife agrees, saw pictures) who begged me to be her 'master'. she wanted to be my sex slave. I was 100% certain it was a gag that the boys had set up, so i went along waiting for the big, "hah got ya"...

It wasn't a setup, it was legit LOL.. Enjoyed that wonderful angels company for 4 years while enjoying anything else i wanted (a fair bit that she raced of to set up for me lol). Had a 4some before i had a 3some, both before i could drive. Mate the stories, my wife loves hearing them and wants me to write a book one day lol Did some seriously dumb shit, but got to live some seriously awesome shit too. And the kicker is... i very rarely went out clubbing, hate techno and hate crowds. It was a different time... good 'ol 90's

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Dav1d]

Brother, it was a different life, very different.

Remember i was a pro athlete, a body of stone, young, handsome and money . at 18 i was seeing a 39yo psychiatrist who looked like a pornstar, most beautiful woman i had ever seen to this day, (my wife agrees, saw pictures) who begged me to be her 'master'. she wanted to be my sex slave. I was 100% certain it was a gag that the boys had set up, so i went along waiting for the big, "hah got ya"...

It wasn't a setup, it was legit LOL.. Enjoyed that wonderful angels company for 4 years while enjoying anything else i wanted (a fair bit that she raced of to set up for me lol). Had a 4some before i had a 3some, both before i could drive. Mate the stories, my wife loves hearing them and wants me to write a book one day lol Did some seriously dumb shit, but got to live some seriously awesome shit too. And the kicker is... i very rarely went out clubbing, hate techno and hate crowds. It was a different time... good 'ol 90's

ThirdLegUp isn't just a clever name is it?

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Pics or it didn't happen.

LOL plenty of pics... only a little case of assholery and legality standing in the way. If it makes you feel better it all ended pretty shit for me in the end. Put my car through a bank, destroyed the right side of my body and ended my career before it started, even if humpty dumpties crew did put me back together again with no visible problems (i say visible as my wife still questions the mental damage )

 

[Dav1d]

LOL plenty of pics... only a little case of assholery and legality standing in the way. If it makes you feel better it all ended pretty shit for me in the end. Put my car through a bank, destroyed the right side of my body and ended my career before it started, even if humpty dumpties crew did put me back together again with no visible problems (i say visible as my wife still questions the mental damage )

Sorry to hear, I've not been to a club for a while
not regularly anyhow

last time I went, was last year
some lass borrowed my lollipop at a club and was using it to be suggestive and I got annoyed
because I thought she actually wanted it

favourite flavour to, cola flavoured chuppa chup

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Sorry to hear, I've not been to a club for a while
not regularly anyhow

last time I went, was last year
some lass borrowed my lollipop at a club and was using it to be suggestive and I got annoyed
because I thought she actually wanted it

favourite flavour to, cola flavoured chuppa chup

nice... did you offer her an everlasting version? Say you did even if you didn't, you'll break my heart man.

 

[Dav1d]

nice... did you offer her an everlasting version? Say you did even if you didn't, you'll break my heart man.

Her? No

I think I mentioned on funny pick up lines on one of the main boards, something a girl said to me once at a night club

she said 'My friends are leaving....*taps me on the shoulder* How 'bout you give me a reason to stay?'

I literally burst out laughing, she wasn't happy about that

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Her? No

I think I mentioned on funny pick up lines on one of the main boards, something a girl said to me once at a night club

she said 'My friends are leaving....*taps me on the shoulder* How 'bout you give me a reason to stay?'

I literally burst out laughing, she wasn't happy about that

LOL that's a pretty cheesy line, but i would have rewarded her for effort. this is where we are different

 

[Dav1d]

LOL that's a pretty cheesy line, but i would have rewarded her for effort. this is where we are different

I was in a bad mood that night and it at least made me smile, my friend was my ride back home and he left with a girl and didn't tell me
he sent me a text, so I just hung around the club until it closed

I started nightclubbing when I was 16 and had a fake I.D and stopped when I was 21
only go maybe 4 times in a year with a group of friends and I don't like been at them by myself

there was one club I walked into which was full of nothing but guys, all standing around drinking spirits
and when people would walk in, they'd all turn like meerkats to see if it happened to be a girl coming in

that was pretty amusing to me as well

 

[ThirdLegUp]

I was in a bad mood that night and it at least made me smile, my friend was my ride back home and he left with a girl and didn't tell me
he sent me a text, so I just hung around the club until it closed

I started nightclubbing when I was 16 and had a fake I.D and stopped when I was 21
only go maybe 4 times in a year with a group of friends and I don't like been at them by myself

there was one club I walked into which was full of nothing but guys, all standing around drinking spirits
and when people would walk in, they'd all turn like meerkats to see if it happened to be a girl coming in

that was pretty amusing to me as well

Nice jackass move by your mate. Leave you high and dry then text.

never had fake ID would never have worked for me, i changed drastically between 17 and 18, before that, very much a baby face. As for that nightclub of guys... sounds a bit like some of the clubs we tried down ballarat or bendigo way. although 21 arms was a fav stake out.

 

[Dav1d]

Nice jackass move by your mate. Leave you high and dry then text.

never had fake ID would never have worked for me, i changed drastically between 17 and 18, before that, very much a baby face. As for that nightclub of guys... sounds a bit like some of the clubs we tried down ballarat or bendigo way. although 21 arms was a fav stake out.

I went to a Korean karaoke bar once in the city

I walked up to two Korean guys and asked what there was to do tonight and they said
they were going to a bar and I asked if I could tag along and later when we were all having drinks

they told me that they thought I was intending on robbing them

that was a pretty decent night

I went to a bar down in Adelaide late at night, nothing but cougars & bears
been 24 at the time, I wonder if I made a poor choice in going out to a night club over there

 

[ThirdLegUp]

I went to a Korean karaoke bar once in the city

I walked up to two Korean guys and asked what there was to do tonight and they said
they were going to a bar and I asked if I could tag along and later when we were all having drinks

they told me that they thought I was intending on robbing them

that was a pretty decent night

I went to a bar down in Adelaide late at night, nothing but cougars & bears
been 24 at the time, I wonder if I made a poor choice in going out to a night club over there

LOL maybe robbers are more polite before they take all your shit in korea

 

[mambavino]

I just stumbled into this thread again, and I'm not sure if what I just read over the last few pages is a part of an internet forum or a screenplay for a John Hughes movie starring Molly Ringwald and Emilio Estevez. 'The Bigfooty Breakfast Club'.

Although it could be worse, at times over recent days the trading thread could be compared to the screenplay for 'Dumb and Dumber'.


Anyway....

 

[Nightowl]

This board's resident musician & redhead fancier turns 21 later this month..

 

[VitalDread]

I love a good piss up. Last weekend ended with me acquiring (Could have been a permanent borrowing) a bike from a guy in the park on the way home from a club, having a 6 way traffic cone fight with strangers outside the kebab shop at 4am then knocking myself out on my coffee table trying to impress the chick I managed to drag home. Worst part is I passed out on her. hahahahahha. Oops. Sydney <3

Once my mates and i were smashed beyond belief and we were at southern cross station so as a joke we got some bike chains and chained the push bikes together and kept the key.
We had 4 bikes all locked together

 

[timtamWB]

This board's resident musician & redhead fancier turns 21 later this month..

This board's best poster also turns 21 later this month, what a coincidence

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

This board's best poster also turns 21 later this month, what a coincidence

Who is it? Maybe you can have a joint-celebration

 

[timtamWB]

Who is it? Maybe you can have a joint-celebration

No need for a joint celebration, which makes it pretty easy

 

[Nightowl]

You're all dorks. but in a good way..
Humble as ever TT.. ha ha

 

[Easty]

Well there are two ways to do this:

1. Go up to girls and just ask them flat out whether they find you attractive. You'll get an honest answer (and maybe a date or two)

2. Sign up to a gay website/go to a gay bar and get guys constantly hitting on you and calling you "hot stuff". Quick boost to the self esteem

3. Have a mate decide to prank you and have him change your 'interested' to 'men' then swipe right a whole bunch of times.

This happened to me on a drunken night just before my phone died. I woke up to about 40 new matches - all blokes.

 

[timtamWB]

3. Have a mate decide to prank you and have him change your 'interested' to 'men' then swipe right a whole bunch of times.

This happened to me on a drunken night just before my phone died. I woke up to about 40 new matches - all blokes.

Well that's assuming that you have Tinder, I'm just that good that I don't need it

Also it's funny, I would've have picked you to be interested in men. The more you know

 

[Easty]

Anyway, during my booze up with the Footscray boys, I stole a chicks glasses. Didn't realise until I went to hail a cab and they fell of my head (which I think was a few hours later). Went back to find her balling her eyes out in the middle of the dancefloor haha.

Did feel a little bad but she was an awful kisser so...

 

[immortalmike]

This board's best poster also turns 21 later this month, what a coincidence

You are mistaken sir. I'm over 21 and my birthday is in January.