Non-AFL chat thread

[LukasTheGreat]

It's terrible. It's not warm enough to do anything summery, but it's warm enough for the ******* idiot neighbours to hang around their pool and blast their shit music for everyone to hear.

Throw fecal matter over the fence.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Spent my first day in Melbourne stuck at some modelling show. Not as fun as you'd think.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Throw fecal matter over the fence.

Substitute fecal matter for rotting mandarins and I'm waaaaay ahead of you

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Substitute fecal matter for rotting mandarins and I'm waaaaay ahead of you

Either you bought rotting mandarins or you're way too commited to this

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Either you bought rotting mandarins or you're way too commited to this

We have a mandarin tree in the backyard. If I was committed to revenge I'd have done a lot worse than fling a few mandarins

 

[LukasTheGreat]

We have a mandarin tree in the backyard. If I was committed to revenge I'd have done a lot worse than fling a few mandarins

Did you plant the tree for that purpose?

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Did you plant the tree for that purpose?

No, but it's certainly served that purpose time and time again

 

[LukasTheGreat]

No, but it's certainly served that purpose time and time again

It seems you were destined to have shitty neighbours.

With great Mandarin tree comes shitty neighbours. Ghandi said that.

 

[Igloo]

Spent my first day in Melbourne stuck at some modelling show. Not as fun as you'd think.

Were you the model?

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Were you the model?

Yes. I'm so pretty.

 

[Igloo]

Yes. I'm so pretty.

I hear those heels can be a bitch. No wonder it wasn't as fun as one would think

 

[LukasTheGreat]

I hear those heels can be a bitch. No wonder it wasn't as fun as one would think

Still better than these ****ing hook turns.

 

[immortalmike]

Still better than these ******* hook turns.

I have a clip to post on that subject but Igloo would delete it.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

I've almost hit like four cars so far. So like, when you're in the hook turn lane when do you go? When the light on your right turns green?

 

[Igloo]

Still better than these ******* hook turns.

I don't drive in Melbourne, so I have no idea what you're talking about

 

[LukasTheGreat]

I don't drive in Melbourne, so I have no idea what you're talking about

Wait wait, this is where I say "you're from Geelong you probably still ride horses" right?

 

[Igloo]

Wait wait, this is where I say "you're from Geelong you probably still ride horses" right?

That's right

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

I've almost hit like four cars so far. So like, when you're in the hook turn lane when do you go? When the light on your right turns green?

You're not on BigFooty while driving are you?

You drive straight out into the intersection, as far left as you can be while angling your car to make the turn, and go late in the orange/when the light on your right turns green, once the road is clear.

That's my understanding, anyway. If I'm wrong, I wasted about 90 seconds listening to my driving instructor - or I wasn't listening.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

You're not on BigFooty while driving are you?

You drive straight out into the intersection, as far left as you can be while angling your car to make the turn, and go late in the orange/when the light on your right turns green, once the road is clear.

That's my understanding, anyway. If I'm wrong, I wasted about 90 seconds listening to my driving instructor - or I wasn't listening.

No way I could do that right now. I think I got it, it doesn't help when every car I followed did it differently.

 

[Igloo]

Pretty important question here. Who would win a fight between Gandalf and Harry Potter? If you choose the Dannnnnnnnnn option, you're a fool.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Pro tip: Igloo 's option is the shit one.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Wizard fight with wands? Fist fight? Cage fight? You're going to have to be more specific

 

[Igloo]

Wizard fight with wands? Fist fight? Cage fight? You're going to have to be more specific

One on one in a field. Using what they usually use in a battle.

Also, Gandalf doesn't have a pussy wand. He has a staff. And a sword. Cause he's a badarse mother****er.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Well, it's pretty clear what the Igloo option is, now.

I still choose Gandalf. He's a real wizard's wizard.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Well, it's pretty clear what the Igloo option is, now.

I still choose Gandalf. He's a real wizard's wizard.

Pfft.

This is more a question of practicality. Wands are portable. Staffs are big, heavy and shit. You have failed Practicality 101.