No Oppo Supporters Non Bulldog Footy Talk - Bulldogs only - Part 3

[footscray1973]

Somewhere pigs are getting nervous as the sound of a banjo can be heard in the distance...

The right hand of the human on the far left seems to be about to contact his neighbour's side bottom.

 

[dogwatch]

There's a book in there somewhere! If ever I hear a show like the Project or one of the plethora of morning tv 'news' programs announce they are crossing to an expert in insect measurement, I will be disappointed if they don't introduce him as dogwatch from Canberra.

(I have noted the conversion value as well. However, is the 0.5416 ratio to an overall average of spiders' appendages, as I assume a red back and a
huntsman may differ somewhat in length/size/volume?)

Well these things are all circumscribed by history, just like a foot was once the length of the king's foot and a yard was the distance between the tip of his nose and the tip of his fingers on his outstretched arm. I mean if Bont was the king back then, a yard would only be about 32.5 inches.

So a spiders dick is just what it is, i.e. 1/.5416 bees dicks. It could have been a tarantula, a cucked huntsman or a money spider. Who knows?

 

[BEaston]

moths balls (a measure of obsolescence)

 

[footscray1973]

Well these things are all circumscribed by history, just like a foot was once the length of the king's foot and a yard was the distance between the tip of his nose and the tip of his fingers on his outstretched arm. I mean if Bont was the king back then, a yard would only be about 32.5 inches.

So a spiders dick is just what it is, i.e. 1/.5416 bees dicks. It could have been a tarantula, a cucked huntsman or a money spider. Who knows?

Goliath birdeater (part of the tarantula family) - grows up to 30cm.



Honey bee vs Wallace's giant bee (approx 5cm long).

Not much info about appendages and ratios - I'll take your word for it!

 

[BEaston]

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Goliath birdeater (part of the tarantula family) - grows up to 30cm.

I think this thing has me covered.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Dear God, are they originally from the American deep south?! And are they related, or just sexual partners?
Or both? And where's that train when you need it?

From Tallygaroopna somewhere north of Shepparton I believe.

Apparently in the family their first names are redundant because they answer variously to Boof, Flea, Twiggy, Golly and Rusty.

 

[Next Waiting]

I'll just leave this here.

Well, I did say from a distance...on closer inspection and if one were judging books by their covers, a diminished responsibility through mental impairment defence could be worth a shot...

 

[bobs head soup]

How fricken good is Max King gonna be?

Scary

 

[Northernsoul74]

How fricken good is Max King gonna be?

Scary

Going to be very tough to match up on.

 

[fronkalicious]

I wish we had Butler.

 

[Sentinel]

Would never see anyone run away from Bailey Smith like Coffield just did to Walsh

 

[Struggle]

Saints are playing some great footy to watch this year

 

[The Inbetweener]

I wish we had Butler.

Was thinking the same. Only 24 as well. Wish we had him over Lloyd

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Just got home - bloody hell, Carlton!

 

[Snarls Barkley]

Saints been very impressive again.

Liked what I saw of them in preseason and thought they might be decent this year but half wrote them off after losing to North in round one. Been great since the restart.

 

[dogwatch]

Ratten would be enjoying this against Carlton.

 

[VogonProsthetnic]

Saints been very impressive again.

Liked what I saw of them in preseason and thought they might be decent this year but half wrote them off after losing to North in round one. Been great since the restart.

Carlton way too top heavy imo, especially in the shortened games. Casboult, McKay, McGovern all in the one forward line, just dumb. Their mids are also big and slow Ratten was smart dropping Ryder.

 

[Chicago1]

This match is no comparison to last Thursday night's match, is it?

 

[LittleG]

Ratten would be enjoying this against Carlton.

Showing Carlton what could have been..., instead of knifing him all those years ago.

Although, I have heard that Ratten has improved in many ways since leaving the blues and detoxing.

 

[VogonProsthetnic]

Game is pleasingly free of congestion. Reckon Clarko’s whingeing has actually had a good effect on the umpiring.

 

[Snarls Barkley]

Showing Carlton what could have been..., instead of knifing him all those years ago.

Although, I have heard that Ratten has improved in many ways since leaving the blues and detoxing.

Was a Hawks assistant for their threepeat. That will un-Carlton anyone.

Blues have been much better this quarter. Got all momentum right now.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Showing Carlton what could have been..., instead of knifing him all those years ago.

Although, I have heard that Ratten has improved in many ways since leaving the blues and detoxing.

Lost his son in tragic circumstances, glad he has rebuilt his career

 

[Sentinel]

Game is pleasingly free of congestion. Reckon Clarko’s whingeing has actually had a good effect on the umpiring.

I feel like they've struggled badly to apply consistency to the new interpretation tonight. Has been all over the place imo.

 

[Doggy]

I feel like they've struggled badly to apply consistency to the new interpretation tonight. Has been all over the place imo.

Generally in saints favour

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Really don’t see what the fuss is about the Saints. We were hopeless against them. Richmond also badly out of form. You can only beat the team you’re playing so I’m not knocking them. I just think they’re getting way overhyped after a couple of wins.